May 17
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
I truly hope Chuck Norris never decides to kill time.
I'll admit it.
I have been stalking Gaara for the last few weeks now.
All because he's been hanging out with a girl. . .
. . . Who could possibly be his girlfriend.
I would have asked Kankuro to join me in my stalking excursions.
But he would probably give us away after the first ten minutes of spying.
So far, Gaara and this girl have been taking things slow.
They seem to really be enjoying each other's company.
They could possibly be in this for the long haul.
In other words, fan girls will be be crying into their pillows now that my brother is probably off the market now.
My brother's . . . probably off the market.
I never thought I would ever think of those words in my life, and now I have.
I guess there really is a first for everything.
Your spying on her brother author,
Temari