June 14
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Gaara finally took Amaya to meet Kankuro today.
It didn't go well . . .
Can you guess how I know?
Kankuro came back to the house today covered in sand and with scratches all across his face.
The sand was obviously from Gaara.
The scratches were from Amaya.
Apparently, Kankuro made some very bad jokes that rubbed both Gaara and Amaya the wrong way.
Kankuro even made the fatal mistake of mentioning some of Gaara's not-so-best moments to Amaya.
Especially a few of the ones from his childhood.
Lesson learned, Kankuro . . . Lesson learned.
Your disapproving author,
Temari