September 2
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris doesn't predict the future. He knows the future.
I wish I had the ability to see into the future.
If I had that ability, I would have known what Kankuro and Gaara were planning to give me as their birthday gift to me.
The party was no problem.
There were friends and food and dancing, and no one got majorly hammered with alcohol.
Nothing got broken, so that's also a bonus.
The problem was the gifts, or should I say gift.
My brothers' gift was the major downer of my special day.
They got me a new boyfriend.
A new boyfriend.
A new Suna-born, jonin ranked, pretty good looking, boyfriend.
I thought they were joking, and that's when I realized that Gaara almost never jokes around.
When he's serious, he's serious.
I got my revenge on both of them though.
I used Shikamaru's gift to beat the crap out of them.
Well, I beat the crap out of Kankuro while I revoked Gaara's cookie privileges for a good three months.
Yep . . . My real boyfriend's gift really came in handy for teaching my brothers' a lesson in the art of not interfering with their sister's relationship.
Did I mention that Shikamaru's gift to me was a new battle fan?
Like I said before: It really came in handy.
Your still a little ticked off author,
Temari