July 21
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris can light a fire by snapping his fingers.
Kankuro is hiding from Gaara right at this moment due to one big reason.
You know the signature red trench coat Gaara tends to wear practically on a daily basis?
It's gone.
Well, it's not just gone.
Kankuro managed to get it caught on fire.
Now it is a pile of ashes in the middle of Kankuro's bedroom.
Apparently, while Gaara was in the shower, Kankuro snuck into his room and took the coat because he wanted to see how badass he would look in it.
When he put it on, he accidently caught the right sleeve on fire because he didn't notice how close he was to a lit candle on his workbench.
He tried to put it out with some kind of powder he had on his bench. . .
. . . And the coat ended up bursting into flames.
Kankuro managed to keep the fire contained, but the coat is absolutely destroyed.
And this all happened while Gaara was still in the shower.
. . . He tends to take long showers, and he really liked that coat.
And I'm just here waiting for the sure enough storm to come.
Your waiting for Gaara to find out what happened to his coat author,
Temari