Author's Section:

Welcome to a hilarious story! Thanks to Phantom High for the request. I had a lot of thinking and creating to do.

Characters: Blaster Dark, Illusionary Revenger Mordred Phantom (AU: This takes place before the Revengers were created, as stated in his card lore. Mordred and Blaster Dark knew each other before the Revengers were formed.)

Mentioned Characters: Blaster Blade

Time Setting: Midnight.

Setting: It's mentioned in the storyline.

Summary: Blaster Dark is suspicious of Mordred's absence record. He follows him one night into the Dark Forest and finds a scene so horrifying he will never forget it for as long as he lives.

Please enjoy it, everybody!

-AuraPen

Blaster Dark was suspicious.

Why?

Mordred kept this ridiculous streak of absences that was in a pattern. One day he'd be in the castle, the next two he would be absent. After that, the pattern went on and on and on.

So today, he was determined to find out why.

The entire day, he unfortunately had no opportunity to see the dark knight, so during the night, he waited by the castle gates, hidden in a dark cloak and concealed in the shadows.

CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP

"Here he comes." He muttered to himself. Sure enough, the dark horse and his rider came through the castle gates, and out. It seemed like they were heading to the Dark Forest. After a few minutes, Blaster Dark followed silently.

"Damn it!"

Blaster Dark had found himself tangled in a cluster of bushes of spiny thorns 2 minutes after he entered. He muttered colourful words as he hastily shook his cloak to rid of the tiny nuisances. In the end, he was unsuccessful so he took it off and just left the cloak there.

He'll just have to get it when he came back. Mordred was getting further away. He followed a little more hastily, and gritted his teeth whenever he heard a twig snap. He hoped that Mordred's horse was making enough noise to conceal his.

A few minutes later, Mordred and his ebony steed came to a clearing where Lake Silence was situated, deep within the forest.

To his surprise, there was a white horse tether to a tree and a small bundle on the ground next to it, covered by a dark tarp. Mordred dismounted his horse and moved to the tree, and tethered it. It snorted, shook its mane and relaxed.

"Good girl, stay calm." He heard Mordred say.

..WAIT, HIS HORSE WAS A GIRL?!

Mordred picked up the bundle and moved to another tree. he took the tarp off the bundle and Blaster Dark squinted to get a better look at it.

Some clothes and... Silver... silver armour?

Mordred pulled off his helmet, and took off his raven hair which seemed to be a wig. Blaster Dark's eyes widened and he gasped. He clamped his hand over his mouth. Long blonde hair fell out. She looked around and Blaster Dark shrunk back a bit in horror. Mordred had long blonde hair?! What next?!

Mordred started stripping off his armour and when he had reached to a point where only his shirt and pants remained, he started taking them off as well. Blaster Dark wanted nothing more than to tear his eyes away from the scene and wish he didn't come, but he kept watching.

"Oh my God.. he's a freaking girl?!" He swore to himself. She suddenly scanned her surroundings and Blaster Dark stopped talking and held his breath. What is happening?! WHY is this happening?! Then he realised he needed to examine her face.

S-Salome? COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?!

Salome started to put on the other clothes in the bundle and the silver armour. Last of all, she tied up her long hair in a bun, put on another blonde wig and a silver helmet with wings on it.

She... she's also Gancelot too? WHAT?!

"What is going on?" Blaster Dark yelled as he emerged from the bushes. 'Gancelot' turned to look at him, flustered and clearly guilty.

"Salome, why are you Gancelot, Mordred and yourself?!" Blaster Dark asked in a demanding tone. He wanted to know why now. 'Gancelot' shifted uncomfortably.

"It looks like I have no choice." 'Gancelot' suddenly charged at Blaster Dark. Blaster Dark was taken aback and fell backwards.

"What the hell?!"

SMACK

Blaster Dark fell unconscious.

"ARGH!" Blaster Dark sat up, sweating and panting. Mordred suddenly came into his chambers to investigate the shout.

"My lord, what is wrong?!" Mordred asked. Blaster Dark looked at the knight in complete fear.

"You..." Mordred pointed to himself.

"Is there something wrong with my clothing, my lord?" Blaster Dark slammed his fists into the sheets and pointed at Mordred.

"Take your helmet off, now!" Mordred did as such. This wasn't an order that Blaster Dark had ever given him or anyone else for that matter, before.

"Now, take off that wig!" Mordred raised an eyebrow. This was getting ridiculous, he had never seen Blaster Dark act in such a manner before.

"Pardon? I assure you, my lord, I am not wearing a wig." Blaster Dark got up and grabbed a fistful of the black hair, and tried to pull it off.

"My lord, you're assaulting me!" Blaster Dark gritted his teeth. Why wasn't it coming off?! He finally let go, and Mordred put his helmet back on quickly.

"What was that, my lord? Do you need a psychologist or something?!" Mordred asked. Blaster Dark froze. He wasn't about to be called insane in front of his subjects.

"No, I do not need one. Now go." Mordred didn't move.

"GO!" Blaster Dark roared. Mordred left, slamming the door behind him. Blaster Dark goraned and fell back onto his head. Was this all a dream?

Outside, 'Mordred' sighed. He hoped that Blaster Dark would forget.

Same with Blaster Blade.

Author's Ending Section:

Well, that got pretty intense, didn't it?

Please review, favourite and follow! Reviews are highly appreciated and it gives me a chance to see what people like and didn't like about a particular story.

Also, I do ask for some constructive feedback. I know there are plenty of spelling mistakes in my stories, and I plan to have a time where I go over them all and fix those little errors.

PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST. Right now I am currently weighed down with 7 or so of them, and I really do not need any more right now.

I'm sorry about the long delays between updates, but what can I do? Homework is getting in the way.

On that note, see you all later.

-AuraPen