The Inspector made his way into the Commissioner's office to receive a briefing.
"Now listen up, the Coin Artist has escaped from prison and he is stealing vintage coins from the Coin Museum down the street and replacing them with counterfeits" said the Commissioner.
"Ahh, there is nothing more priceless than a coin. Well, actually many things but I just thought I'd say that, eh?" said the Inspector.
"Ohh, just get out! And take that other dude with you" said the Commissioner.
"But Commissioner how will I know the face of the Coin Artist? Coins are so magnifique I may have trouble recognizing his terrible fiendish face, will I not?" said the Inspector.
"He looks like a coin with a piece of bread on it. Problem is the little guy is known to attach several coins to his face to conceal his identity!" replied the Commissioner.
"Wouldn't that be to 'coinceal' his identity? Ah-ha! Merci-beaucoup for the mission Commissioner, it brings a smile to my face, eh?" said the Inspector.
"This is not funny, this is serious. Well, at least I think it is" said the Commissioner, taking a puff from a chocolate cigar.
"Well, we'd better get going Sergeant Deux-Deux, and bring plenty of coin spray. And a large wallet to trap him in" replied the Inspector.
"Si, Inspector" replied Deux-Deux.
"Don't say si, say wi. Wi-wi monsieur! You get the idea, don't you?" said the Inspector.
"Si!" replied Deux-Deux. The Inspector rolled his eyes.
"We are going to go give our wallet a feast! Bon Appétit, Monsieur Wallet! You will soon get to eat a most delectable coin, will you not?" said The Inspector.
So the Inspector and Deux-Deux made their way to the Coin Museum. There were coins with many faces on them.
"Ahh, there's King Louis! Maximillian Robespierre! Napoleon Bonaparte" said The Inspector. "Ahh, this place is so rich with history, it comes to life" he added.
"Quite literally, Inspector!" suggested Deux-Deux, as a coin got up off of the ceiling and began walking around.
"What is that coin doing?" asked the Inspector.
"I think he is going to lead a French coin revolution" said Deux-Deux.
"We'd better stop him then at once! After that coin!" shouted the Inspector.
By the time they had caught up with the coin, every single coin in the museum had been swallowed up by the Coin Artist, who then sprouted eyes and a mouth
and began laughing. Deux-Deux pulled out his ice cream cone and sprinkled mint chocolate all over the coin-like criminal.
"Why did you do that?" asked the Inspector.
"The Commissioner wants us to preserve all the coins in mint condition, Inspector" replied Deux-Deux.
"Oh you silly fewel, ahem, fool, we must trap him in our wallet now! Bon Appétit!" said the Inspector, ruining his wallet with the ice cream covered coin.
After bringing in the coin, the Commissioner was confused.
"I said bring in one coin! Not all of them! Now you are guilty of coin theft until you return every last one! Except of course the Coin Artist" said the Commissioner.
"Alright then, Deux-Deux, we have a lot of work to do!" said the Inspector. But the Coin Artist jumped free and trapped the Inspector and Deux-Deux in their own
wallet, turning them into coins briefly.
"Deux-Deux? We are now counterfeits. We cannot let this continue!" said the Inspector. The Commissioner put the Inspector and Deux-Deux in a currency to human
converter and saved them. Then the Inspector and Deux-Deux made their way back to the museum to bring back all the coins, and the Coin Artist was put behind bars.
"Ahhh, we have saved the French Government's important coins and put a notorious coin artist behind bars, now let's go buy something!" said the Inspector.
"But not with those!" said Deux-Deux.
"Oh, heheh, that's right!" replied the Inspector.
The End