Disclaimer: I don't own "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" or its characters. Basically everything in this script was borrowed from that film. Sorry, 20th Century Fox.
A/N: some friends of mine were going to film this script. We've got a cast and a location and everything, but we're postponing it until later in the Spring. Other projects, bad wintery weather, etc are getting in the way currently.
UPDATE: we've started filming! This scene was one of the first.
(The living room. Magenta is sweeping the floor, in theory, whilst reading something Gothic. After a moment her brother enters)
Riff: We're going to visit the Earthling town.
Magenta: who's 'we'?
Riff: the Master and myself.
Magenta: oh. Do be careful.
Riff: Earth isn't dangerous, it's just dull.
Magenta: how could we know? It's only been a few of their weeks since we got here.
Riff: we aren't the first to visit this planet. Many have before, and they've since deemed it unfashionable. But you know I can't just stay here in the castle all the time when the Master is wandering about the surrounding area. Don't you remember our mission?
Magenta: of course I do. Do you remember the old saying: "And now for something completely different"?
Riff: what does that have to do with anything?
Magenta: it doesn't, I just… I don't know why I said it.
Riff: Do you even know what it means?
Magenta: something regarding a change of activity?
(Pause)
Riff: Well, goodbye… my love.
Magenta: have fun working, dear.
(She kisses him on the cheek. Then, they do that weird 'alien secret handshake' from the movie.)
Riff: have fun… being at home.
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[Filmed 3/25]