Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show

A/N: This is scene two (the shortest scene of all). Let's hope it's funny, and worthy of reviews...


(The foyer. Enter Frank and Riff Raff in coats, the latter dragging Columbia. She's tied up in a net of some sort, blindfolded, and gagged. Poor girl.)

(They throw her onto the floor.)

Riff: my sister will not be pleased by the presence of an Earthling.

Frank: that's not important. The Earthling girl is my pet.

Riff: I thought she was my science project.

Frank: she's that too. And your foolish sister has no say in this, sugarplum.

Riff: you clearly don't know her well enough. She will not cooperate.

Frank: she will. Go get her for me.

Riff: she doesn't like that...


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