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A/N: I might as well post the entire 'episode 1' script today. It's finished, just not formatted. There's only about six scenes, luckily.
(The living room. Magenta's arms are crossed, she's glaring at her brother. He's a bit guilty-looking, or perhaps frightened-looking.)
Magenta: you brought WHAT home?
Riff: the Master brought home an Earthling.
Magenta: have you tested her for sickness or radiation yet? Did you even bring a decent scanner with you? Was she carrying anything with her? Did you two even empty her pockets? Why have you allowed something so risky?
Riff: my dear-
Magenta: don't you 'my dear' me, mister.
Riff: it wasn't my idea.
Magenta: I know. It's easy to take it out on you, of course, since you're standing right in front of me.
Riff: yes. Why do I put up with you, again?
Magenta: because you love me.
[they look at each other all sweetly, and it's very cute… for a moment. Then they're back to being serious.]
Riff: you know, the Master told me to bring you to him. It would probably be a bad idea to disobey.
Magenta: he's stopped punishing me because I enjoy it so much, so it hardly matters if I ignore his orders… yes?
Riff: one day he may really kill you, or hurt me in your place.
Magenta: that wouldn't do. (Pause) Perhaps I really should go talk to him… or whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing.
Riff: indeed.
Magenta: can I bring something to defend myself with? That is, for when I meet the Earthling.
Riff: we've got her bound and gagged.
Magenta: I still don't want to risk it, my love.
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