Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show
A/N: This is the end of the 'pilot'. I've written the entire season, which I'll complete posting later.
(Magenta's bedroom. She's peacefully reading a book, while Columbia paces around fearfully)
Columbia: I overheard you and Mr. Igor talking about dissecting me.
Magenta: we weren't.
Columbia: you were.
Magenta: fine, we were. But didn't you hear the alternative?
Columbia: no.
Magenta: really? Well, the Master wants a mistress. He knows that his servants are off-limits and that you don't have much else to do… so you must choose: the scalpel or sex.
Columbia: the scalpel or sex? Is that a bad horror movie?
Magenta: don't be a fool. I'm serious.
Columbia: well, I don't really want to be chopped up on a lab table… can you make sure nothing violent happens?
Magenta: I swear to keep you safe… if you tell me the biggest secret you're keeping. The one that you keep worrying I'll guess.
(Columbia whispers something in Magenta's ear, Magenta laughs lightly)
Magenta: that's your secret? Really?
Columbia: yes. Will you promise to keep them from killing me?
Magenta: of course. We're going to be the best of friends, dear girl.
[end of episode one]
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