Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show

A/N: Here's the start of episode 3. This episode gets a bit racy by the end...


(Columbia is in Magenta's room, trying to find something to do. She encounters a small bust of Vladimir Lenin next to a John Lennon CD/Record/something.)

Columbia: there's Lenin… and Lennon's music…

(Then she wanders over to some books. The one she chooses, eventually, is "History of Transylvania, Volume I" by Gaius Cececatus.)

Columbia: "History of Transylvania"? By Gaius Cececatus? Sounds like an illness, or a plant.

(Enter Magenta. She's very angry when she sees what Columbia is reading.)

Magenta: What are you doing, stupid girl?

Columbia: Uh, just looking through your books. That one looked cool.

Magenta: 'That one' is off-limits.

Columbia: Really?

Magenta: Indeed. (Takes the book from Columbia) Now, go play with your stupid music machine or flirt with the Master or something. Forget this book.

Columbia: Why?

Magenta: I can't tell you that. Just know that it's a very bad idea, meddling with things you aren't meant to.

Columbia: Okay…

Magenta: Now, it's time for dinner. That's the original reason I came looking for you.

Columbia: What's for dinner?

Magenta: Oh, it's a surprise. I will say you're eating with the Master tonight.

(Pause)

Columbia: You just want some time alone with your brother.


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