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A/N: Here's the final scene of this episode!


(The next morning. Magenta is cooking breakfast in the kitchen. Enter Riff Raff.)

Riff: you need a serious job, dear sister. We all do.

Magenta: What?

Riff: If we all have something to do outside the house things might be safer. Too much time here and something… unpleasant may happen.

Magenta: Is that so?

Riff: You drugged the Master so he'd sleep the whole night. Please don't tell me you just did that so we could have sex without being interrupted.

Magenta: Fine, I was having fun figuring out the doses. Maybe I should've gone to a science school! Chemistry is marvelous. (Pause) Are you saying I'm up to something?

Riff: No, but you're a woman-

Magenta: So I'm prone to conspiracy and discreetly murdering with poison. Everyone knows that. But I'm not actually contemplating a specific homicide… at least not currently.

Riff: That's the point. You aren't plotting anything now, but boredom might cause you to. Even I may start to set the ray guns on 'kill', rather than 'stun'. We need jobs.

Magenta: I see. (Pause) But what about the Earthling?

Riff: What about her?

Magenta: Will we find her something to do or send her back to her old job? Lately she's been getting bored and reading what she really shouldn't.

Riff: Before we acquired her she'd been a follower - a groupie - of tacky local rock bands. Her bills were about three months behind, she owes money to unpleasant people. The cheap hotel she'd been staying at seems very pleased that she's disappeared. There's a real reason she hasn't attempted escape, you know.

Magenta: She never told me any of that!

Riff: She didn't tell me, either. Some unsavory persons, in the bad part of town, did when I put a knife to their throats. You really need to work up the courage to leave the house - I know you can.

Magenta: So I can meet unsavory persons?

Riff: For many reasons. As I said, we all need jobs. though you'll need to learn to behave.

Magenta: Do you think I ever will? Learn to behave?

Riff: I should hope so. At least you know not to give away important security information, in theory.

Magenta: I did try to keep her out of everything, she's just too inquisitive!

(Pause)

Riff: Hm. This conversation seems to be going in circles.

Magenta: It does. Why were you here in the first place?

Riff: I was looking for Breakfast.


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A/N: The cover has been updated to include screenshot of what we filmed. After two days of filming we've filmed nearly 2/3rds of the pilot and, therefore, have enough screenshots to make a nice cover including the actors.

Yeah... I know that our 'Columbia' is a lot more Asian-looking than Little Nell... she was too good at the character, you see, and one of the few people willing to act in this.