Gabriel, Michael, Chris, and Silent Jim have gone on a world tour and right now are in a windbagle. They've gone on a long two-month trip on the road to many of the most memorable places in America. And it's some of their final time before they all must finally tie the knot with their feonsays. But all are not without their misconceptions about marriage. In a dream sequence Gabriel, Chris, Silent Jim, and Michael are all in the lobby of what looks like 1920s Untouchables. Michael is dressed up in a Hawaiian red shirt with a gun holster on his shoulder like in Magnum P.I. Gabriel is dressed in a white sled suit with light red pastel T-Shirt (like on Miami Vice) he is carrying a gun as well. Chris is wearing black leather Jacket and clothing (like on MacGyver) he is carrying a gun. Silent Jim still looks like himself. All of them are waiting for the demons to show up. They all wait but then they see four of their women Wanda, Victoria, Sofia, and R.M. try to take their babies up the stairs. All of them look in disbelief and then Michael and Gabriel go down to help them, they signal Chris and Jim to stay where they are. Both help their significant others with their babies and Michael and Gabriel look with both fascination and slight fear at their babies. But then just as all the babies are almost up the top of the stairs suddenly the Gangster demons show up and they look at Michael and Gabriel with a pause that lasts only a moment that felt like an eternity. But then Chris and Jim see them in surprise with their positions. All of them soon draw out their magnums. The gangsters try to draw out their guns but it's too late for they get cut down before they can aim. All the girls have their carriages start to roll down the stairs Gabriel and Chris make for it. Michael stays in his position and continues to fire. But then both Jim and Michael see demons in other positions merge aiming to shoot Jim and Michael aim in those directions and shoot them down. The carriages roll down and then suddenly all the babies fly up in the air. Like football players Gabriel and Chris manage to catch them all and put them in a save place. Michael then

hears some outcries.

"Look here comes Natale Portman!"

Natalie Portman comes running to safety with body guards.

"And Emma Watson!"

Emma comes running to safety with body guards. Then suddenly Michael sees a bunch of hooded terrorists running down trying to gun both. Michael rolls his eyes and takes aim shoots the guy and he goes down but then suddenly Michael and Jim see all havoc break loose. He see from the top ninja assassins come down, then there are zombies coming from the back, deranged stock brokers coming from the front shooting, then from left and right more monsters of all kinds, Werewolves, Frankenstein's, Vampires, Demons, Cobras, Mutants, Foot Solders, Thugs, Nazis, Surf Nazis, KKK, more Terrorists you name it their all here. Suddenly Michael and Jim are in Paramilitary uniforms and are using AK-70's to blast everyone but the danger is so great it's too much for even Michael to handle and suddenly Mike is hearing someone constantly say his name and everything suddenly begins to fade into reality.

Silent Jim says, "Mike…. Mike…. Mike."

Silent Jim realizing trying to wake him up isn't working he then takes out a mini squirt gun and squirts his face. Mike then snaps out of his nightmare and looks at Jim with a bit of anger.

Mike says, "What the hell man!"

Silent Jim says, "Sorry, my direct approach wasn't working so I had to

Use a more suttle approach."

"You call that suttle."

"At least you didn't die."

Mike still gives Jim a questionable and slightly sour look at his questionable method and then drops it and turns his attention Chris and asks.

"I've been out for a long while, where are we?"

"We just crossed the border we're there,

what nightmares were you having you were talking a little in your sleep?"

"Um I don't know there were Demons, Demons everywhere

I kept blowing the crap out of them, but I couldn't stop them,

uhh need to cut down on the horror movies

what else to we have to watch."

Chris scrounges though a duffle bag full of DVDs and Blu Rays and then he takes on film out.

"Sleepwalkers?"

"Let's watch."

Mike then puts the DVD in the player in the back and then the movie is on. Meanwhile Gabriel is driving the Winabagle and they have just passed a sign where they are now about on their way to L.A. Gabriel then smiles and decides to make a big speech at the back.

"Well gentlemen we are just days away and we have

Spent our last days of singles freedom well. We have just about explored

every continuant, every state and tourist attraction that must be offered,

it now coming that time where we all must take that big

step in our lives and we are no longer single men anymore,

so that means we cannot have sex with just anyone else,

so, I guess our dreams of having sex with celebrities and

supermodels are nothing, but pipe dreams we…."

Suddenly Gabriel hears a door in the back opening and he then looks at his rearview mirror and sees it is Michael.

"Hey Michael, what the hell do you think you're doing!?

Michael has opened the door to the winabagle and is about to jump out of the moving vehicle. He then looks at Gabriel with a look of utter nervousness and fear.

"I can't go through with this, I want to stay single and have fun,

so, I'm jumping."

Gabriel has a look of irritation on his face at his brother's jitters which he has bad.

Gabriel says, "You idiot were going about 80 mph you're going to break your legs

and were in the middle of the road there is no pit stop

or restroom for 30 mins."

"I don't care I'll manage somehow."

Just as he is about to jump, Chris and Jim then pull him back in and then Jim utilizes the Vulcan nerve pinch on Michael, Michael goes down like a light. Gabriel then looks at Jim curiously.

"Did you really need to do that?"

"Yes."

Gabriel sighs and finds a way to ease everyone's spirits.

"C'mon people buck up, don't feel gloomy this is a time to celebrate,

I mean think about it we are going to go home to the same woman

every day for the rest of our lives, wake up with her, and sleep with her and…."

Suddenly Jim and Chris are trying to escape the Winabegle. Gabriel then shakes his head knowing the jitters have spread like an epidemic.

"Ok, you guys I didn't want to do this, but you asked for it."

Gabriel swerves the Winabegle a hard right which throws both Chris and Jim to the left side of the Winabegle, Gabriel then pushes the automatic close and lock buttons in the Winabagle.

"That will keep you from escaping and in case you

even remotely try to even hijack this Winabegle this will stop you."

Gabriel then presses another button which tazed both Chris and Jim from the back floor on the spots where their standing. Both Jim and Chris are now knocked out and sprawled on the floor.

Gabriel then sighs relief.

"Finally, I can drive this crate in peace."

And so, they all are on the road for at least about hour and a half, it then about reaches 10:00p.m. and they go into an old small town called Silent Hill. Gabriel then decides to park the Winabagle in an RV park which is on the edge of town, he then stops. Gabriel says to everyone that has woken up from being knocked out.

"I'm going to see the attendant to rent out this area for the day."

Michael suddenly feeling hungry says, "I'll see if they have a grocery store still open, so we can

restock on a few food supplies."

Gabriel then nods his head and goes out to come to the manager of the RV park. Michael then looks at the rest and says, "You guys want anything." Silent Jim looks away from the film and says, "A little of everything from the Deli and Twinkies." "Ok." Michael is one his way but then just as he takes only a few steps suddenly he is seized as well as Chris, Gabriel, and Jim are all snatched up by demons. They fight them off as best they can but each of them then gets chloroformed and all four are knocked out.

All of them get transported somewhere underground, while under the influence of the drugs they see the corrupted atmosphere and environment of the underground from litter, things laying around and decaying from other room until they are they sent to an office which is titled, Satan, World Conqueror whom is all red, has the big black horns and is wearing ripped Jeans and a t-shirt of Grateful Dead. They go in and are seated and see Satan is laid back, sitting back with his feet on the desk playing with his X-Box One Hallo 5 and is playing a multiplayer battle but it's not going well as he is cornered by a few opponents and then suddenly he makes his character run to a hallway but it's boobytrap by one of the mines placed and he gets blown away.

"Damn I lost again."

Satan then looks at all four of them whom are seated and starting to come out of it.

"Ah you guys I was expecting you to be here."

Gabriel is starting to come out of it a little and says, "Satan, it figures it's you, I heard about what you've been doing after you lost the election in Hell.

"Yeah, it's all the usual take over the world, mumbo jumbo on earth

As you see I'm just starting to form my army, they're not much and it's not the same but

They'll do."

"Wait didn't you die in Demon Hunters 3, how can you be here now."

"I don't know."

Michael starts to come out of it.

"What do you want?"

"Oh, come now don't be impatient, in fact you are going to

need all the energy you need to get going on what you

are about to embark on."

"What's that?"

"You see every hundred years according to your ancient texts, I come down to earth, and I choose the best warriors ever to compete in a test of good against evil. This was some agreement that has been made between me and the angels when I tried to invade the earth, they didn't want another war so instead they proclaimed a test, if the best warriors of good wins then I will postpone my invasion and leave Earth alone for another hundred years but if evil triumphs then well I get to have the earth to myself and figure out how to have fun with you."

"So, I guess were your contestants in your game."

"Exactly, you have got to pass two types of test the first one in of endurance and will, you must stay awake for a full 3 days without sleep, not one nap if I sense you've napped once before the time is up you've lost. If you've passed your first test, then I will tell you about your second test which is a test of strength. So, do we have a deal oh wait a minute duh you have no choice, so we do. Ok, boys take them away, the game begins right now."

Chris comes out of it and says, "Your evil, evil!"

"I know. Now if you excuse me I've got to kick some online ass in Halo 5."

All three are then chloroformed again and then suddenly Michael comes out of it and he sees that they are all at the park but then he sees a random guy that is searching each of them trying to pick their pockets. Michael then closes his eyes playing possum till the guy comes near and then tries to pick his pocket. Michael then catches his hand and bends it and the guy is writhing in pain.

Michael then looks at the dirt bag and says, "You picked the wrong pocket."

He then executes a mui tai knee strike to his head hitting the guy hard his is knocked out and then Michael he then takes out everything the guy stole and then he carries him up and then throws him in the trashcan. Then he sees all four of them come out of it.

Gabriel says, "Alright we all know the rules."

Chris being nervous says, "Wait how do you expect us to stay awake that long."

"Whatever it takes so lives won't be lost."

Gabriel says, "Don't worry everyone we've handled plenty of situations

This will be no different."

Silent Jim says, "It already is."

Gabriel he then shakes his head in irritation and says, "Can you never shut up."