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A/N: Two Saturday and we've only filmed four scenes. I wish we'd gotten around to more. I've got more than four episodes written and it'll probably be August before we're done with 'em. Oh well... at least you guys can read the scripts.

(The living room. Magenta, Riff, and Columbia are thinking of false names for the first two so they can got job hunting in town)

Magenta: I'd like to call myself Madeline, and my brother Roderick.

Riff: Why not something subtler?

Columbia: I don't get it.

Magenta: Read "The Fall of the House of Usher", by Edgar Allen Poe.

Columbia: Oh. So… those names are out?

Magenta: Apparently.

Columbia: Uh, Patricia is a nice girls name. Not to mention it's very popular - it doesn't stand out…

Magenta: (giggles) 'Patricia'! That's a word in out language which could be loosely translated to mean 'upper class woman' or perhaps 'lady'

Riff: Isn't 'lady' translated as 'Domina'?

Magenta: 'Domina' is closer to 'female master'.

Columbia: So… Patricia's a good name?

Riff: It suits her well.

Magenta: It's a word.

Columbia: Magenta is a word.

Magenta: Please don't remind me.

Columbia: Patricia can be shortened to 'Pat' or 'Tricia'.

Magenta: 'Tricia' sounds like a schoolgirl, 'Pat' sounds like an Irish Lassie who drinks an' sings about movies… both are alright enough.

Columbia: Riff Raff, sir, we should call you… Terry! That's a fantastic name. Two of the Python boys are called 'Terry'.

Riff: "Python boys"?

Columbia: Monty Python boys, I should say. They're these four Brits and an American who are very funny… they've got a TV Show.

Magenta: What will our surname be?

Riff: I know it won't be 'Usher'.

Magenta: How did you know I was going to say that?

Riff: I know you.

Magenta: Indeed… darling.

Columbia: Oh, please stop flirting with each other! Any ideas for last names?

Magenta: Usher?

Riff: Addams?

Columbia: 'Addams'. There's the perfect name for you two…

A/N: I've sure got a lot of views... but not to many re-views! What a terrible pun. You guys don't have to review, I'd just like it... just viewing is technically enough.