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(Magenta's bedroom. She's getting ready to go visit town - fixing her makeup, etc. Columbia watches)

Columbia: Is there anything you want to know about Earthlings? Before you visit their town, that is.

Magenta: You tell me.

Columbia: I was trying to see if you wanted any specific information.

Magenta: Well, I don't.

Columbia: Okay. (Pause) Some general tips would be… 'don't argue with drunk people', 'avoid taking drugs from strangers', and that 'physical violence can get you arrested'.

Magenta: You're starting to bother me.

Columbia: Don't worry. That kinda stuff happens in the bad part of town.

Magenta: I won't be going there.

Columbia: No you won't.

Magenta: Then what's the use of anything you just said?

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