Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Show.
A/N: Am I making Magenta a Mary-Sue? Throughout the story she accidentally becomes the hero of some characters, to her annoyance, and later takes advantage of a repulsive man named Malvolio's crush on her. Everyone who can't truly help loves her, which is sort of useless though still entertaining for her. She hates Earth but it sure doesn't hate her... or so I'm trying to say.
(Back at the coffee shop. It's late afternoon and nobody's really around)
Violet: Most of the customers show up in the morning. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother keeping it open the rest of the time.
Magenta: Is that so?
(Violet looks at the clock, then walks over to the door)
Violet: that kid I mentioned - Tom - will be here soon. I think I see him outside.
(Enter Tom)
Tom: Aunt Violet! Who's this girl?
Magenta: My name Patricia and I work here now.
Tom: Aunt Violet doesn't usually hire random people. Are you sure you aren't her new girlfriend?
Magenta: I've got a boyfriend already. Well, husband.
Tom: You're married? Where's the ring? (imitation Daleks) "Explain! Explain!"
Violet: Don't be rude, Tom.
Magenta: He's fine, Violet. (to Tom) I left the ring at home. My husband… Terry… was cleaning it.
Tom: Aunt Violet, why did you hire this girl?
Violet: She told one of those anti-semitic guys that we should start crucifying Christians like we did in the good old days. I was impressed by such boldness and I thought you'd be impressed, too.
Tom: You were right. That's awesome!
Magenta: I don't want to be a hero - what have I gotten myself into?
Tom: Nothing.
Magenta: And that's what you won't be getting into.
Tom: I don't get it.
Magenta: Marvelous.
Violet: Tom, do you think she'd get along with the others?
Magenta: I thought I was supposed to be serving coffee to them?
Violet: I also want you to help with this little club of mine.
Magenta: What sort of club?
Tom: After school a lot of kids meet here. Geeks and other weirdos, mostly.
Magenta: Why?
Violet: Different reasons. These kids don't get along with most people. They're people who need community.
Magenta: This sounds too, er, complicated for me. I thought I'd merely be serving coffee to them. Can I just work here during the day?
Violet: I suppose.
(Magenta leaves, sort of confused)
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A/N: Having mentioned that our "Columbia" is an actual scientist, I feel like I should tell you the rest of our jobs. "Riff Raff" is played by a guy who works at the front desk . The cameraman who also plays 'Tom' went to school to be a cinematographer but currently has a 'normal' job. Then there's me, student/fangirl/writer. None of these people are actors!
Does anyone even care? I sure like hearing little fun facts about random stuff...