Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show
A/N: Fun Fact(s) - the kitchen we're filming is my aunt's. The other sets are part of my house... with the exception of castle exteriors, the foyer, the shop, and (possibly) the school offices. The former two are filmed at an actual castle, while the shop we're borrowing is a little hipster-y coffee place my cousins own.
Maybe those are actually a not-fun/boring facts. Oh well.
(The Kitchen. Magenta is cooking something. Enter Riff)
Riff: You'll be going to work today?
Magenta: Yes. Though I want to be dropped off early. We need to talk to Denton High about their new student.
Riff: She's agreed to it, then.
Magenta: Nearly.
Riff: You're going to pretend to be her elder sister?
Magenta: Her guardian. I might not really specify.
Riff: You should.
Magenta: What will we call her, do you think?
Riff: Her bills were written to a 'Laura Trent'. Since Columbia isn't really a common name I believe that Laura is her legal name.
Magenta: You learned a lot snooping around her apartment.
Riff: I must admit we did.
Magenta: So you think we should enroll her under that name?
Riff: Yes, dear.
Magenta: Why not call her Laura Addams? We are claiming she's my sister. Surely people will recognize 'Laura Trent'?
Riff: If you think she can remember the name Addams.
Magenta: I think she's smarter than you think.
(Enter Columbia)
Columbia: Who's smarter than Riff thinks?
Magenta: Oh, nobody.
Riff (at the same time): You, apparently.
(Magenta rolls her eyes)
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