Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show
A/N: So, I've got a few new scenes for earlier episodes. Hopefully I won't confuse people by posting them (which I'll type up after I've posted this).
Scene 4:
(Back at the castle. The servants and Columbia have gathered in the kitchen.)
Columbia: you're really gonna send me to school?
Magenta: obviously. It'll be fun!
Columbia: and you honestly think I'll pass as a teenager?
Riff: people usually accept the reality presented to them. If they're told that you're an 18-year-old and there's no obvious proof otherwise surely they'll go along with it.
Magenta: not to mention you certainly dress the part.
Columbia: hey!
Riff: anyway, we've filled out most of the paperwork as the Addams family -
(Columbia giggles, the confused aliens ignore her)
Riff: - and we need you to sign as Laura Addams. Then my dear sister can turn the paperwork.
Magenta: Mr. Grumio will certainly be glad to see me.
Riff: who?
Magenta: just the man at the front desk. He seemed somewhat attracted to me in a perfectly harmless way.
Riff: does he?
Magenta: Poor thing doesn't even know how to flirt back!
Riff: good. I won't have to commit homicide.
Columbia: you're both insane. (Pause) That reminds me! I've thought of a nickname for you two.
Magenta: what?
Columbia: CSI - Crazy Space Incest!
Magenta: how colorful.
Riff: how terrible.
Columbia: How perfect!
(Pause)
Magenta: shouldn't you be signing the paperwork, Laura?
Columbia: yeah.
(She does so, with slight regret. Then she hands it to Magenta.)
Magenta: I'll be turning this in tomorrow afternoon, after work.
Columbia: and I'll go back to school on Monday…
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A/N: Sorry about the bad attempt at a Firefly fandom reference. The day I wrote this scene the girl playing Columbia and I were talking about how some people ship Simon/River.