Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show
A/N: Series one explains how they ended up with Columbia and introduced most of the main characters. Series two shows us how they started working at the church and how Eddie ended up living at the castle.
(A random Sunday morning, in the kitchen. Magenta and Columbia are eating breakfast. Enter Riff Raff).
Riff: I've got a proposal for everyone.
Magenta: Do you propose we have sex? I can't right now, my dear, because I really must finish cooking breakfast.
Columbia: Don't say that again, please!
Magenta: What?
Columbia: Anything about sex with your brother.
Riff: For once I agree with the Earthling. It's our business what we do in bed, not anyone else's.
Magenta: You aren't any fun!
Riff: Back to my original purpose. To avoid everyone going even more insane than they already are I've decided we get jobs outside the castle. There's a place of worship nearby that's often empty yet in need of volunteers.
Columbia: A church?
Magenta: Churches and Columbia don't get along, or so her 'secret' tells me.
Riff: Her… secret?
Columbia: Back to the idea of working at churches!
Riff: Yes…
Columbia: What will we do?
Riff: Mostly dig graves. Father Paul McKenzie is elderly and somewhat frail so he has trouble doing so. We'll also help clean and carry coffins.
Magenta: Sounds extraordinary.
Columbia: Sounds gross.
Riff: it sounds like a somewhat decent idea.
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A/N: if anybody reading has any ideas for series 2 (or even series one - we're still filming it) please PM me or review. I'd credit you in the end credits if I use any ideas you give me.