Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show. If I did this show of mine might have an actual budget.
A/N: This is probably the last bit of series two I'll write/post before I finish filming series one. At least that won't be more than a few months from now (if we don't get behind schedule).
(In Magenta's bedroom. She's going through her closet with Columbia, looking for something to wear when they visit the church.)
Columbia: You can't wear black!
Magenta: Say who?
Columbia: People. Look, they'll think you're in mourning or that you're a troublemaker.
Magenta: I could care less.
Columbia: This isn't your home, Magenta. It's not the best idea for you to stand out. They'll accuse you of being a KGB Agent.
Magenta: Really?
Columbia: This is serious! I really don't want anything bad to happen to any of us.
Magenta: Don't you worry. We know how to not be noticed by the Earthling authorities.
Columbia: What do ya mean?
Magenta: My government spies very closely on yours and nobody's noticed. We even know who Deep Throat is!
Columbia: besides a porno?
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A/N: Though she knows a lot about pop culture, Columbia is clueless about politics. To be honest I'm also a bit like that... though I live in DC so I know some stuff about the government and such. Also, like most people, I indeed go to school... unlike Columbia, who dropped out (according to series one of this story and a lot of other fanfics).