SATURDAY. SATURDAY. The best day in the world where students can rest their life off from school. Kate opened her eyes and saw Humphrey's face was right in front of her, touching noses with her. She smiled at this and nuzzled it a little bit.
She stayed there for a few seconds until the clock starts to ruing which made her flinched, accidentally connected her lips to his. She widened her eyes before closing it to savor the moment.
Humphrey opened his eyes and saw his lips connecting to Kate's. He smiled into the kiss and began to wrapped his arms around her. Kate opened her eyes and they both broke the kiss to stare at each other's eyes.
"Waking me up with a surprise I see" he said smiling. Kate rolled her eyes. "Well that was an accident when your alarm ring" she replied to him as she slam her hand against the button. "Well whenever your accident happen like a kiss. I'm ready for it" he said pecking her lips.
Kate smiled and began to leaned forward to connect their affection. Before they do that, someone had to ruin the moment by knocking on their door. Kate sighed as she rolled off the bed and so did Humphrey. He went to the door and peek through the door hole. His eyes was not so lucky because the color is so bright and beautiful that Linda recognized it quickly as possible.
"Hi Humphrey" she greeted him through the door. It made Humphrey jumped and fall onto the ground. She giggled loudly.
Humphrey didn't expected her to pop her face in his view. He stood up and Kate recognized that voice too well. She watched her boyfriend unlocking the door before opening it.
Linda had a bright smile on her face and in her hands was a handle and a cage with a parrot. It's a blue macaw.
"Is that a parrot" he asked looking at it. "Not just only a parrot. The rarest and one of the native animals in South America. The Blue Macaw" she explained smiling.
"Nice." Humphrey put his hand up in the air and Linda smacked her hand against it with a smile. "Now, I've know that you don't know how to take care of it, but can you take care for him please" she asked handing the cage to him. "Wait what?"
"I gotta go somewhere else through out the day."
"Oh okay" he said grabbing the handle. Linda gave him a book before waving at him. He watched her walking away with a sway in her hip.
Humphrey quickly shut the door before Kate see what he is doing. "Is that Linda" Kate asked with a grumpy face.
"Uhh yeah. She asked if we can take care of her parrot and I said yes."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Lucky for me, she gave me a book so that I know how to take care of it."
"Well okay, but I'm going to be your helper." Humphrey nodded his head as he set the cage down in the middle of the room. "Damn she has the coolest pet in the world. I want to know if he can talk or not."
"Well he's gonna say something in any moment" said Kate. The parrot croaked before speaking.
"Ohhh, Humphrey. Please, no! Not there" it said. Humphrey and Kate both had like what the fuck expression on their faces.
"Really, Humphrey. So...bold...of...you."
'What does she think she's doing' Humphrey said in his mind. "Humphrey, you pervert" It said. "Heh, Linda. Does it feel good down there?"
"WHAT THE HELL?! IS THAT MY MY LINE" Humphrey screamed. "I...I think so" Kate stuttered. Humphrey looked at her and saw flames in her eyes. "Oh my god, what the hell is she even thinking?! IM GONNA KILL HER" Kate yelled with pure rage. Humphrey just stood there like he had no ideas what he should do. 'Here we go again.'
"Kate calm down. Every parrots can't help themselves. Whenever we speak, the words sunk into their heads like a sponge."
When he said that, Kate's face turned to pure happiness. "You are so smart" she said tapping his nose. Humphrey smiled at her until they both heard something creaking like metal.
They both looked at the cage and saw the parrot is gone. "WHAAAAT!" they both screamed at the same time.
Kate closed her eyes when Humphrey dashed to the window. She coughed as the dust flow past her. "HOW COULD THIS EVEN HAPPEN?!" Kate walked up to him and put her hand on his shoulder.
"We should find him before someone will get the wrong idea" she suggested. Humphrey looked at her and nodded his head.
"Yeah, let's go" he said and they both rushed out of the room. "Wait, what is the parrot's name anyways" Kate asked. Humphrey widen his eyes before running back to the room without saying anything. He grabbed the book and saw a piece of paper slipping through the pages and landed onto the floor. He picked it up and saw what made his mind exploded. 'HIS NAME IS MASTER HUMPHREY.'
He rushed out of the room towards Kate once again.
"Did you figure it out what is his name" she asked. Humphrey didn't say anything, instead he showed her the paper. Kate read it before her eyes rolled back of her head. "I'm going to kill her" she said punching her palm before cracking her knuckles. "Oh god Kate that is scary" he said looking at her.
They both said nothing but continue walking around the campus.
Meanwhile, the parrot landed on a fence post; where lies a wolf name Mia. Mia looked at the parrot. "Oh hey. Are you lost" she asked. "Ohhh yeah Humphrey" it moaned. "Yeah, does it feel good down there Linda."
Mia widened her eyes. She was about to do something until the parrot flew away once Kate and Humphrey arrived the area. "Hey Mia. Have you seen a blue macaw around here" Humphrey asked. Mia didn't say anything. She just stood there like a stone statue. "Mia?"
When he called her name for the second time, she looked at him with sparkling eyes and a drool coming out form her mouth. "Hehehehe."
"Mia, you are freaking me out" said Humphrey looking away from her. Mia rushed to him in a flash. "Tell me. Are you going to do a threesome with Linda and Kate. I think this is a lot better than watching someone being dominated. If you are, please invite me so I can masturbate the show" she explained with pure lust in her tone.
"Uhhhh." Humphrey looked at Kate for help but she had a jealousy expression her face because Mia is all over him. "RUN" he screamed as he broke Mia's gaze.
Kate followed after him and Mia looked at both of them with an evil smile. "Oh no you don't."
Mia began to run after him. Humphrey looked behind and saw Mia was right behind him. "Oh god."
He grabbed Kate's wrist and lead her around the corner. They both leaned against the wall as Mia run past by. "Humphrey" she called out. Humphrey slowly looked at her, worried that she might be angry at him for being handsome, but she didn't.
"Did you notice something on the back of the paper" she asked. Humphrey looked at the back of the piece of paper and sighed. "She just wrote something that is embarrassing and the way to get the parrot back" Humphrey answered her question. Kate smacked herself in the face. "Oh my god I swear I'm going to kill her."
Humphrey looked up in the sky and saw the parrot landing on a light post before spreading its wings out, about to fly off. He let out a sighed and his cheeks began to burn.
A girl in the bushed peak her eyes through the opening and watch him walking out in the open. She brought out a recorder before pressing the red button.
"My sweet honey, Linda" Humphrey continued. "I...LOVE...YOU!"
The parrot headed down towards where Humphrey is and landed on his shoulder. The girl smiled before walking out of the bush and pretend walking down the path. She looked to her right and saw Humphrey.
"Oh hey Humphrey. I was looking for you" said Linda smiling. Kate had her jaws wide open with her eyes almost popping out of her face. The parrot began flying towards his owner and Linda happily grabbed him and put him against her chest gently. "Oh, Master Humphrey. It's so good to see you again."
"Linda." Linda looked where the voice came from and it was Kate. "I thought you were going somewhere else" she said. "Well apparently it was an event but they cancel it."
Kate let out a sighed before falling onto her knees. Linda began walking off with her pet in her arms. "Wait Linda. What about the cage" he asked. "Oh, I'll meet you there" she said with a smile before walking off.
"For some reason, she had a huge ass smile on her face" said Kate still looking at her.
Linda pulled out the recorder and pressed the play button.
"My sweet honey, Linda. I...LOVE...YOU!"
Linda let out a cute giggled before dreamily walking off to the dorm where her long time crush lives.
I decided to put a funny ass chapter, but if you guys don't really get it. GO WATCH PARROTS SWEARS LIKE A DAMN HUMAN. LOL. I know some of you guys have school, so beware that I will update the story in your boring time. So, I don't know what else to say, but what did you guys think? What will happen next? Be a raven, mock the raven. We'll see you on the next flight.