Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. It's a long story, but basically, I'm a bit of a hero. See, I spent some time on Earth... Fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the Cosmos for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things. Didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction, which led me all the way here into this cage, where I met you. (It is reveled Thor has been talking to a skeleton)How much longer do you think we'll be here?

(Thor, chained up, falls out and briefly hangs to see Surtur)

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.

Thor: Surtur, son of a bitch. You're still alive. I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago.

Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny and lay waste to your home.

Thor: It's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late. Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins. And you, Surtur, are at the center of all of them.

Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. The great prophecy…

Thor: Hang on. Hang on. I'll be back around shortly. (Thor rotates round) I really feel like we were connecting there. Okay, so Ragnarok. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.

Surtur: My time has come. When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame, I shall be restored to my full might. I will tower over the mountains, and bury my sword deep in Asgard's…

Thor: Hang on. Give it a second. (Thor rotates round again)

Thor: I swear, I'm not even moving. It's just doing this on its own. I'm really sorry. Okay, so let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?

Surtur: A mountain!

Thor: The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard?

Surtur: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.

Thor: Okay, so where is it? This crown?

Surtur: (pointing towards his crown) This is my crown, the source of my power.

Thor: Oh, that's a crown. I thought it was a big eyebrow.

Surtur: It's a crown.

Thor: Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok is rip that thing off your head.

Surtur: But Ragnarok has already begun. You cannot stop it. I am Asgard's doom, and so are you. All will suffer, all will burn.

Thor: That's intense. To be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B, where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard's vault.

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?

Thor: Because that's what heroes do. (Thor gestures to summon Mjolnir) Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right. And, now! (Mjolnir flies in; Thor grabs the hammer and battles Surtur. "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin plays)

Surtur: You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.

Thor: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out. (calling out) Heimdall, I know it's been a while, but I could really use a fast exit. Heimdall?

(Skurge is in Heimdall's Observatory, adressing some girls)

Skurge: Heimdall was an idiot. This job should have made him rich. Now, the job ain't easy but it does have its benefits. The Bifrost gives me access to everything the Nine Realms has to offer. I mean, it's all mine for the taking. Behold… My stuff. (picks up two M16A1 assault rifles) I'm particularly fond of these. I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas. I even named them. Des and Troy. You see, when you put them together, they destroy.

(Many monsters appear. Surtur fires flame on Thor and he deflects them by spinning Mjolnir. Thor hurls Mjolnir toward monsters and continues to fight them. Finally Thor defeats Surtur and takes his crown.)

Thor: Heimdall, come on.

(A huge Dragon-Monster appears and chases Thor who flies out of the cave.just as the monster is about to swallow him Thor simply puts his hammer on the monster's lower jaw causing it to fall down)

Thor: Stay! Heimdall? I'm running short on options. Heimdall?

Asgardian girl: Um… Skurge? Is that important?

Skurge: [picking up Sword of Asgard] You girls are in for a treat.

(Skurge uses the sword to activate bifrost.)

(Thor appears and the head of the monster he had been fighting appears too. The monsters eyes roll up, which scares the girls and they flee.)

Skurge: Girls! Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in. Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.

Thor: Who are you?

Skurge: Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim.

Thor: Right. Where is Heimdall?

Skurge: That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne.

Thor: Traitor?

Skurge: Yeah. You see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty but he disappeared before the trial. Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.

Thor: Sure.

(Thor spins his hammer to fly)

Skurge: Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.

(Thor flies off, Skurge jogs behind him.)

Thor: (referring to a tall statue of Loki) What the hell is that?

(Thor spots Odin watching a play depicting Loki's death)

Actor Playing Loki: Oh, brother. (depicting the events of Thor: The Dark World)

Actor Playing Loki: This is it. I take my leave.

Actor Playing Thor: You fool, you didn't listen!

Actor Playing Loki: I'm sorry.

Thor (actor): Lady Sif, get help!

Sif (actress): Somebody, help!

Loki (actor): Sorry for all I've done.

Thor (actor): Shh. It's all right. Hold on.

Loki (actor): I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.

Thor (actor): They'd be lucky to have you.

Loki (actor): I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. I just couldn't help myself.

Thor (actor): I know.

Loki (actor): I'm a trickster.

Thor (actor): Yes, so mischievous.

Loki (actor): Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.

Thor (actor): It was a wonderful joke.

Odin: 'Twas indeed hilarious. (chuckles)

Thor (actor): You are the savior of Asgard.

Loki (actor): Tell my story.

Thor (actor): I will.

Loki (actor): Build a statue for me.

Thor (actor): We will build a big statue for you.

Loki (actor): With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.

Thor (actor): I will tell Father what you did here today.

Odin: [whispering] I didn't do it for him.

Loki (actor): I didn't do it for him. (Loki dies onstage.)

Thor (actor): Nooooo!

Odin (actor): And so, Loki died of his wounds, giving his life for ours. He fought back those disgusting elves, he brought peace to the realm. Loki, my boy… 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield.

(A Small Asgardian Boy Enters painted blue to depict a frost giant)

Odin (actor): On that day, I did not yet see in you Asgard's savior. No. You were merely a little blue baby icicle that melted this old fool's heart.

Odin: Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo.

Thor: Father.

Odin: (to himself) Oh, shit. (to everyone) Uh, my son, Thor, has returned! Greetings, my boy.

Thor: It's an interesting play. What's it called?

Odin: The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. The people wanted to commemorate him.

Thor: Ah, indeed they should. Oh, I like the statue. A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though. A little… a little less weasely, less greasy, maybe. (shows him the skull of Surtur) Do you know what this is?

Odin: Oh, the skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon!

Thor: Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault so it doesn't turn into a giant monster and destroy the whole planet.

Odin: Thank you, dear. Un, so it's back to Midgard for you, is it?

Thor: Nope. I've been having this reoccurring dream lately. Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins.

Odin: That's just a silly dream, signs of an overactive imagination.

Thor: Possibly. But then I decide to go out there and investigate. And what do I find, but the Nine Realms completely in chaos. Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise, all while you, Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms, are sitting here in your bathrobe, eating grapes.

Odin: Yes, well, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom.

Thor: Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred.

Odin: Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself.

Thor: Watching theater.

Odin: Well, board meetings, and security council meetings…

Thor: You're really gonna make me do it?

Odin: Do what?

Thor: (throws Mjolnir.) You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand. Not even your face.

Odin: You've gone quite mad. You… you'll be executed for this.

Thor: Then I'll see you on the other side, brother.

(Mjolnir returns.)

Odin: All right, I yield.

(Odin transforms into Loki and Thor catches Mjolnir.)

Skurge: Behold! Thor… Odinson.

Loki: No, no. You had one job. Just the one.

Thor: Where's Odin?

Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything. Ask them.

Thor: Where's Father? Did you kill him?

Loki: You had what you wanted. You had the independence you asked for. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Okay. I know exactly where he is.

[somewhere in New York]

Loki: I swear I left him right here.

Thor: Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished? Great planning.

Loki: How was I supposed to know? Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.

Thor: No? Then why do you dress like one?

Loki: Hey.

Thor: I can't believe you're alive. I saw you die. I mourned you, I cried for you.

Loki: I'm honored.

College Girl #2 Ask him.

College Girl #1 Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us?

Thor: Oh, sure. Start figuring out where he is.

College Girl #1: Oh, my God.

College Girl #2 Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.

Thor: She didn't dump me, you know. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping. (A red-orange circle appears below Loki) What's this? What are you doing?

Loki: This isn't me. Ah! [fall down into hole]

Thor: (whispering and poking the card that appeared in place of Loki) Loki.

(Thor bends down to pick up the card which reads 177A Bleecker St)

[177A BLEECKER ST]

Darren Lang Point of view.

"Darren you son of bitch you are, alive how is that possible?" Said Thor.

"It very possible of course, what are you doing here?!?" Asked Doctor Strange.

"Well I am looking for my father Odin." He said.

"Well then thats fair so if i can give you his loaction? Will you leave right away?" He asked.

"Yes of course, we will." Said Thor.

I watched Doctor Strange do his thing and he directed Thor to his father.

"I will bid you farewell Thor." Said Doctor Strange.

"What about my brother?" He asked.

"Allow me i said." I said to him.

"I have been falling for 30mins!" Said Loki.

"Well sorcerers dont think for one second you are going to get the. Better of me." Said Loki.

"Goodbye." I said.

"Well I must return back home Doctor it was a big honour seeing you again." He said.

"Yes it was fun."' He said.

"Take this the stick of truth you have done well in your traning." He said.

"Thanks." I replied.