Five: We pick up with Team Skull in Hea Hea City, and Hau forces Lillie to step out of her comfort zone.

And, uh, smut?

Plumeria would never tell anyone, but Ken and Heath were her favorite grunts. All the grunts were great, but the two were the best of bros she had ever seen. They had an undying love for one another, and Plumeria was sure that if they had to, they would betray Team Skull to keep each other safe.

They were also really, really bad rappers, but that was part of the fun.

Heath had finished laying down one of his 'sickest rhymes yet' when Guzma slammed his hands on the table. "So Necrozma? Or no?!"

"No Necrozma," Ken reported sadly. He dropped a pile of gems, nuggets, and star pieces on one of the tables. "We just found all this shit."

Plumeria eyed the loot, before sending her brother an amused glance. "Guz, we could use that. Start payin' off our debt in spades." She didn't wait for him to reply, looking at the grunts instead. "Look, we're not pleased you couldn't find the legendary, but ya did good, boys. Why don't ya spend some time off on Akala, catch a new partner or two." The admin crossed the room to dig in her purple suitcase. "Catch." She tossed some Nest Balls at the boys.

"Really? Thanks, Plume!" Heath grinned. "This is gonna be great!"

Guzma sat down in a grey armchair in the corner of the room. "Hold on, didn't you have to scare up some muscle to get into the hollow? The fuck happened with that?"

Ken grinned even wider than before. "Oh man! We met some rad chick with a killer Grimer! What was her name again?"

"Avalon? Yeah, Avalon!" His partner replied. "That's what her mom called 'er." He sighed. "That was a woman alright. She's an honorary member in our book."

Guzma rolled his eyes. "Sure. Whatever." He stood up and passed the grunts. "Imma go drink. Do what y'all want."

Plumeria ushered the grunts off after Guzma left, telling them to go check the Battle Royale off of Route 6. "I need a spa day." She explained to them, releasing her Salandit, Queen Bey, and locking the door behind them. The Tide Song Hotel had an adequate pool and a pretty nice spa, but the trainer was in the mood for the sauna. She wrapped a towel around her waist and walked into the all-gender sauna room. Salandit hissed happily when the heat hit her, and Plumeria chuckled. "Nice, ain't it?"

"Salllll." The lizard sighed in agreement.

The sauna door opened after a couple minutes and a blonde male entered. He blanched at the sight of Plumeria but sat down anyway. "I didn't realize you'd be here."

The admin glanced over at him and laughed, patting Bey on the head. "Nice to see you too kid. How's Null?"

He ignored her. "None of your business."

"Aye, I'm kinda your boss, kid." She frowned. "You could at least pretend like ya like me." Bey hummed in agreement. "'Sides, I know that you're only doin' this to stay away from that witch. The way I see it, Guz and I are saving your ass."

"I know. You don't have to rub it in." He pouted. "Why are you guys here anyway?"

"We needed a break. I wanted one, at least." Plumeria closed her eyes and leaned back, hitting the sauna wall. "I'm hoping that Guz is at least trying to have a good time."

Her companion snorted. "Like he knows how to do that. Last I saw him, he was staring down some girl he saw walk in."

"Sounds like Guz. He likes to look at the goods, but never put 'is hands on 'em." Plumeria rolled her shoulders back, stretching out. "I'm in need of some me time, so I'm just gonna pretend you ain't here. That sound good with you?"

The blonde kid was already blocking her out.


As soon as he could, Hau had bolted out of Hea Hea in search of a rare Pokémon from Kanto. When he was young, Hau went to the Trainer's School like many other kids on Melemele. There he was taught by Vaporeon User Polly, one of the legendary Eeveelution trainers. Her Vaporeon, Cujo, was one of the strongest Pokémon Hau had ever met. He vowed to himself that once he was strong enough he would find himself an Eevee to train. Kukui knew that, and on their ride to Akala, he took care to mention that to Hau.

While Kahuna Olivia gave them a tour of Hea Hea upon arrival, Hau begged Lillie to come along. She was very much unsure of it, as she had plans to relax at the spa at the Tide Song Hotel, but Ellie got out of her Pokéball and contributed to the begging. Ellie wasn't like Nebby, who refused to fight. She was a spunky little bird, and in the time before their trip to Akala, she did a fair share of fighting bugs. She now sat at a pretty level 20, and eagerly fought wild Pokémon without Lillie's command.

When they arrived on Route 4, Hau stumbled upon an Eevee quickly. Lillie had never seen one in person, and the minute she set her eyes on it, the girl fell in love.

"I never realized how cute they were!" She squealed in a moment of wild, uncharacteristic glee.

Hau had called on his Pikachu, Wattsky, and was ordering another Quick Attack when he looked at her with a sparkle in his eyes. "Maybe you could catch one!"

"Oh, no, I could never do that." She recoiled. "I'd have to battle it."

The Eevee that Hau was battling mewled and another Eevee popped out of the grass. It suddenly became a two-on-one battle and Wattsky was clearly outnumbered.

Ellie flew off of Lillie's shoulder and landed next to the electric mouse. "Corioo!"

Hau nudged his friend. "I think she wants to battle!"

"B-battle?" Lillie stuttered. "I don't even know what moves she has!"

"Bzzt!" Rotom stirred to life. Ava had temporarily let go of her Pokédex, knowing it would help the young trainer in his quest. "Ellie currently knows Feather Dance, Baton Pass, Air Cutter, and Helping Hand."

The trial-going trainer grinned. "There you go!"

"Um." Lillie paused.

Hau turned to her, eyes pleading. "Come on Lillie, I know you can do it! Just give it a shot!"

The Eevee facing Ellie suddenly started to charge. "Veee!" It cried out, using a fast Quick Attack. Ellie reacted by flapping her wings and using what Lillie assumed was Air Cutter.

"Uh, good job?" Lillie squeaked to her Pokémon. "Now use, uh, Feather Dance! Lower its attack!"

Ellie jumped into the air and spun around, releasing a flurry of yellow feathers that covered the Eevee.

"You did it!" Lillie cheered as Ellie cooed at her. The Eevee got up again and prepared another Quick Attack. Thinking on her feet, Lillie shouted, "Air Cutter, again!"

"Corioo!" Ellie sent another blast of air at the Eevee.

Her friend had already caught his own, and he turned to her grinning. Hau handed Lillie a Heal Ball. "Now quick, throw it!"

"Oh-okay!" Lillie tossed the ball at the distressed Eevee. She couldn't breathe as it shook, but the ball suddenly clicked. "I. Wow. I did that." Ellie flew up to Lillie's shoulder and nuzzled her trainer. "Good job, Ellie!" The meek trainer fixed her attention on the Heal Ball. Tiptoeing over, Lillie picked it up and released her new partner. "Hello there." Lillie stretched her hand out, hesitantly, for Eevee to sniff.

The Eevee looked up at her with her big, brown eyes. "Veee!" She squeaked, before licking Lillie's hand.

"I think she likes you." Hau grinned, also playing with his new partner. "My new buddy's gonna be named Crasher! What're you calling yours?"

"Hope." Lillie decided firmly. "I'm naming her Hope." She picked up her new friend. "Let's go show Ava."

Hau nodded. "I wonder what crazy things Ava is getting up to."

"Drinking, probably," Rotom remarked.

The two made their way back down Route 4, Hau stopping to battle a trainer or two and Lillie getting to know Hope. Ellie and Hope seemed to get along well enough, but that wasn't Lillie's main concern. She didn't want to let Nebby out yet. There were too many people around. But when she could, she would introduce her precious cloud to his new family member. Lillie still wasn't keen on battles, but by battling and catching Hope she was starting to piece together something that she never really, truly, had. A family.


For those who remember the first chapter of this story, we were introduced to Ava when she was traveling to Alola via fishing boat. Armed with nothing but her mother, her mother's seasick pet, and her mother's seasick international police semi-boyfriend, Ava had to brave a hurricane and some less than friendly Sharpedo as she traveled. Someone had to keep their wits about them, so Ava was left to be the level-headed one in the storm. The experience shook her up a fair amount; not enough to ruin boats for her forever, but enough to make her not want to see one for at least another month.

Kukui brought her, Lillie, and Hau to Akala via speedboat. Ava made the executive decision to hide in the cabin, where she slept for as long as possible. If there were a cute cutscene, one would see Hau jumping excitedly and Lillie holding her hat. Jäger would be flailing his arms around happily, with green ooze hitting the windows of the boat. Ava just let it happen.

When they docked at the port in Hea Hea, the crew was greeted by quite possibly the most gorgeous woman Ava had ever seen. Adorned with gems and jewels, Kahuna Olivia welcomed them to Akala and invited them to participate in the three Island Trials that took place. Captain Mallow greeted them as well, and Ava suddenly realized how utterly screwed she was in Alola: the women were fucking beautiful.

Mallow hurried off to run her trials for other trial-goers, and Olivia gave Hau and Lillie the grand tour of Hea Hea. Kukui mentioned something about a wife to go back to and offered Ava a place to stay while the others explored. Politely, she declined. After spending most of her Melemele trials with Hau, Lillie, or the Grunt Duo, Ava needed a break.

There were two grand hotels in Hea Hea: The Hano Grand Resort, and the Tide Song Hotel. Hano was out of the way, and Tide Song had an open bar. Ava checked in to a room on the third floor, released Jäger, and immediately retrieved the bottle of tequila she had taken from her mother. Setting it on the end table next to the bed, Ava laid down and closed her eyes. "What the fuck am I doing?" She asked herself.

"Good question. I could ask myself the same thing." A gruff voice spoke from the doorway. Either Ava had left it open, or Jäger had snuck out already. Either way, there was a six-foot goth standing in her way. "Saw you walk in by ya'self. You don't look like the drinkin' type." He nodded to the bottle next to her. "Ain't you a little young?"

Ava scoffed, sitting back up. "Drinking age here is same as Kanto. And I'm 18, fuckwad." She rolled her eyes. The stranger cracked a grin but didn't move. "Come in, I guess."

He sauntered inside, an unsettling swagger surrounding him. The door shut behind him, and Ava stood up to meet him. "Gotta name, girlie?"

"Not that it's any of your business." She replied, sizing him up. The gold chain around his neck gleamed under the hotel lights, and Ava couldn't place the symbol. She traced the outline of it. "What's with the skull, tough guy?"

"Doesn't seem like any of your business either." The stranger snickered. "So you got plans for your drink over there? Drinking alone doesn't sound too fun."

Ava bit her lip, partially in thought, and backed up. She took the bottle and looked around for the little complementary cups that the hotel usually provided. The stranger had other plans. As Ava turned around, she found herself confronted with him again. He plucked the bottle from her hands and opened it, downing at least two shots with one go. Handing it back to her, he leered down at her until she did the same. Ava took a long swig, a flush spreading over her cheeks as she felt his eyes on her.

"Atta girl." He purred, taking the bottle once more and setting it behind her, inhaling Ava's scent as he brushed past her. "You mentioned Kanto. What's a little thing like you doing here in Alola?"

That was a question she shouldn't answer. "Less talking," Ava growled, pulling the chain around his neck until their lips met and she didn't have to think anymore. She kissed him aggressively, gasping as he bit down on her lip, hard. The man wrapped his hands around her waist and lifted her up, Ava wrapping her legs around his waist. He stopped kissing her to lick down her neck and bit at her jaw. "Fuuuuck." Ava moaned.

"No one treats you like this in Kanto, eh?" The stranger snickered, leaving another mark on her collarbone.

"There's a lot I missed out on." She sighed. The man turned and practically threw her onto the bed. Ava pulled her grey tank top off and he landed on top of her, raking his hands over her tits. "Please, god, keep going."

He unhooked her bra and threw it to the side. The stranger threw his jacket off and leaned down to her chest. "I can do that." He grinned maliciously, licking her left nipple before biting her. When Ava gasped he laughed, and he bit down on her other breast. "Mhm, ya make the best noises, babygirl."

Ava grasped desperately at his baggy sweatpants. "Off." She pleaded.

The man dropped the sweats as Ava struggled to remove her shorts. He watched her gleefully, before finally giving her a hand and yanking her shorts down, her underwear with it. Spreading her legs, the stranger traced the outline of her pussy. Even counting her one-time thing with Ilima, Ava hadn't gotten anything since she left Saffron City (and even then it had been a while). Fucking a tattooed stranger may not be the best of ideas, but Ava was too wet to even think. He noticed, too, and sunk two fingers into her cunt. "Somebody's excited." He pushed her legs up and ran his hands up and down her thighs.

She leaned forward and tugged at the waistband of his boxers. His cock sprang up, the tip gleaming with a piercing. "Holy fuck."

The stranger put his hand on her chest and pushed her down. Lining himself up with her, the man loomed over her. "Get ready, babygirl," he purred.

As a bored, promiscuous pansexual, Ava had taken a lot. But the stranger with the skull chain wasn't like anything she had ever experienced. The barbell through the tip of his cock raked against her inner walls and made Ava shiver with every thrust. He pounded her senselessly, and if she gasped "Harder!" he happily fucked her harder.

"God I love watching your tits bounce." The man growled in her ear, tugging on her earlobe with his teeth. "Ya like it when Daddy fucks you like this?"

Ava had no time to register the fact that the man just referred to himself as Daddy (in the third person, no less). "Yes!" She moaned.

The man slowed down, hitting her with slow, long thrusts. "I wanna hear ya say it."

She was so close that she couldn't help it. "Please, Daddy! Fuck me harder!"

The stranger pushed back into her and sped up again, grunting out obscenities as he came closer to his climax. "Cum for me babygirl." He grunted, finally plunging into her and cumming. Ava felt as if she was being filled to the brim, and the pressure was too much.

She came in a rush, squeezing her thighs together around the stranger. Ava grabbed him by his messy bedhead and kissed him in a bruising kiss. He held her as they both came down, and he laid her back down as her breathing slowed down.

"Ya uh, ya gonna give me your name now?" He asked her quietly, moments later.

Ava shook her head. "Uh-uh. That takes away the fun out of this."

He smiled again, the malicious intent fading into something different. The man pulled out and lay beside her. Nuzzling her neck, the man said, "I think I like Babygirl better anyway."


When Jäger returned to the room with an excited Lillie and Hau in tow, they found Ava curled up in a pile of blankets. Hau recounted to a very, very hazy Ava how he and Lillie caught twin Eevees and Lillie actually battled for once. When Lillie hesitantly asked how Ava had spent her day, Ava explained she had just taken a really, really long nap.

"Tequila?" Hau found the bottle on the end table. "Can I have some?"

"Go for it." Ava shrugged. "I've had enough for one day."


lmao surprise, half of this is smut

We gotta hit that M rating somehow. Plus, Team Skull is on pretty good terms with Ava so far. There's got to be some conflict, somehow.