"Okay just what the fuck?" I exclaimed looking around as my vision came back to me.
Everything was had a purple hue to it as it felt like I was falling continuously, some waves kept flying past me as I looked around, rubble was just spinning an- Oh look someone's laptop!
"So my first obstacle, how do I get to that laptop..." I mused, tapping my head, finding that I still had all my cosplay gear on. "Yo Author help me out here!"
'Wait what?' A voice came from my head 'You're speaking?'
"Ah ha!" I shouted in triumphed "I knew I was not insane!"
'Well this is... unexpected' The Author mused
"So where am I?" I asked, attempting to swim in the air to get to the laptop.
'Well you are in a portal between worlds currently' The Author replied 'Let me help you with that'
I felt something push me along till I reached the laptop, opening the lid I must of been lucky as the owner never put a password on it. That or the Author decided to give me a laptop.
"Well wherever I'm going with you helping me along I'll easily be able to survive" I said out loud going through the files this person had on their laptop, a lot of games so I'll be entertained.
'No can do mini me' the Author replied 'I can only influence this here, I'm an author not a god'
"Screw you, I would so mess with reality" I replied, looking around and finding a small bag floating close by, looked like something the scout from Team Fortress two had "Could you pass me that bag?"
'Sure' The bag started floating my way so when it was close enough I grabbed it and slung it over my shoulder. 'Do you want your prop gun too?'
"Hell yeah might as well look intimidating and badass wherever I arrive"
'Good answer' Suddenly my pulse rifle came hurtling from behind a rock, hitting my head with a soft Thunk
"Oi you git you couldn't pass it to me slowly?" Rubbing my head, I picked the rifle out of the air and with a few quick movements managed to push my new laptop, totally not stolen, into the bag and attach the rifle onto my back. Guess Ethan had planned to get me that rifle so made sure the armour could attach it to my back. Smart git.
"That reminds me, is Ethan ok?" I shouted into the abyss
'Yeah don't worry he's perfectly fine' The Author replied 'You pushed him out of the way and he got out of the building before the rest collapsed.
"Well that's good" I replied "Now my final two questions, Where am I going and how much longer till I get there?"
'Can't answer the first one, it is a secret and for the second question' The Author trailed off as suddenly a hole appeared below me and spat me, and all the rubble, into the sky above a massive city 'You're here, enjoy the fall!'
"Oh you cunt!" I managed to shout before I started gaining speed. I am not ashamed to admit I started screaming like a little girl.
'Oh you'll be fine, your rescue is already coming' The Author chastised me
"Was this part of your plan you bitch!?" I shrieked in reply, spinning around until I was able to straighten out and slow my fall, only slightly though.
'Not exactly' He replied 'Here is some lovely in-flight music as you fall'
[Ace of spades by Motor head starts playing]
"I both love and hate you now!" I let out a crazy laugh before noticing that unlike the origins group that this exact same thing happens to in Gorod Krovi I did not have a parachute to pull and slow my fall. So the screaming started again.
Suddenly a ton of bodies flitted by me, one passing close enough that I A) smelled perfume and B) the force twisted me around and got to see as those bodies dart between all of the rubble, destroying them with a mix of lasers and other various weapons.
"Why do they look so familiar...?" I wondered out loud as one of them started darting towards me.
'You'll find out in a few seconds' The Author spoke up when the body stopped in front of me, holding a sword.
The body was a girl, her white hair and light skin was a stark contrast to the body suit she wore, her eyes were a bright blue with power symbols in them... wait what?
"Noir!?" I managed to say as she started bringing her sword down towards me, quickly twisting out of the way I angled myself to move away from her as I continued to fall.
"A person!?" She exclaimed as more bodies started darting towards us, from what I could see they were the rest of the girls, Vert, Neptune, Blanc and... Oh shit Plutia. All transformed... I need to fall faster so Iris heart does not get me, my buttocks demand me to do so.
Angling myself downwards I felt like a bullet, the wind screaming past my ears as I went down.
"What are you suicidal!?" I heard Noire shout from my right , looking to my right I could see the CPU falling beside me.
"Iris Heart is back there and I don't want an adult like her helping me" I shouted back, looking behind me only to squeak in shock to see that Iris was literally on my heels and catching up with me.
"That's not nice. You need to be punished for that boy~" I heard her shout back, the tone on her voice telling me that rated M content awaited me if she caught me and I'm trying to keep this as a rated T story.
"GO FASTER GRAVITY!" I shouted, trying to fall faster, the buildings rushing up to meet me.
"Someone catch him god dammit!" Blanc shouted from behind which resulted in both Noire and Plutia grabbing me at the same time as the floor rushed up to meet us.
Now imagine a sound of an explosion, that was about the same sound which rang out when we hit the floor.
"Ow..." I rubbed my head "What did I land on?"
Looking up I could see a flushed face; it was Noire's. I think I know where I have landed. Author, my dear friend, I owe you a drink.
"Now I know this must look bad but I promise you this is not my fault" I began, trying to find a decent explanation before she slapped the bitch out of me "The Author, beautiful bastard he is, made us land like this"
Trying to get up I felt something weigh me down, did I mention my arms were on either side of Noire so this looks like the start of some hentai? "Author if who I think is the one pushing me down with her chest and rest of her body I owe you two drinks now"
"And who is this person you think is on your back hmm?" A honey coated voice purred into my ear.
"The woman with the big uh 'assets' and dominating personality" I replied "Could you get off?"
"No. We are gonna have to ask you a few questions anyway so I want to stay like this until we are ready to question you"
"God dammit Plutia" I muttered, looking back at the still flushed Noire "I promise I am not going to do anything as much as my dignity as a man is telling me to make a move on you"
"That does not say anything about me though~" I heard Plutia purr in my ear
"Help me, I need an adult!" I shouted, trying to plead to any of the other CPU's to get her off me.
"Right get off now" I heard Blanc say and suddenly the weight on my back disappearing and I was picked up by Blanc.
There was a pause as Noire got up, brushing herself off and Plutia whined about Blanc ruining her fun all the time.
"Right who are you?" Vert asked, crossing her arms pushing up her already impressive assets
"Uh boobs, I mean Thomas Fletcher" I stumbled past my words trying not to stare too much. What I'm a guy you would stare if you were here too. Some girls would too.
Neptune chuckled slightly before turning serious "We should continue this back at the Basilacom, our day of hanging out just turned interesting"
"Can I throw him there?" I heard Blanc ask, a murderous aura emanating from her. Oh yeah she's flat...
"No we need to ask him question while he still can talk not when he is broken" Neptune chastised her before taking off towards the Basilacom.
"Plutia catch" Blanc said tossing me like I was a small ball into the waiting arms of Plutia.
"Oh how sweet, is it Christmas today?" she purred
"Something like that, make sure he can still speak by the time we get to the Basilacom" Blanc replied, flying after Neptune. Vert and Noire following behind her.
There was a pause before I turned my face to look at Plutia's, she had a... happy look on her face.
"So what was that about needing an adult?" She grinned like how a predator does when it has cornered its prey.
"TIME SKIP AUTHOR NOW!" I shouted.
-Fine you're no fun. Five minutes later at the Basilacom-
"Aw boo we are here now" Plutia complained, putting me down on small roof
"I need brain bleach..." I muttered, wandering forward before another pair of arms grabbed me, holding me in place.
"Not yet, we need to ask you some questions" Neptune stopped me from wandering off.
"Crap..." I looked away for a moment. "Do I have to?"
"Yes or we are going to give you back to Plutia" Noire growled which was followed by the sound of a whip cracking the air.
"Yup, cool what do you want to know?" Standing straight I gave them a sharp salute, I'd rather answer questions than play 'Justice' with a dominatrix again.
They looked a bit shocked at the salute but took it in their stride.
"Where are you from? You came from a portal but it looked unstable" Neptune asked
"Well I'm from Earth, the author stopped me from dying in an apartment block collapse by opening a portal thingy, then that is about it"
"The Author? You can break the fourth wall too?" Neptune took a step back, shock covering her face while everyone else just looked confused.
"Yeah" I replied back "It's good to meet you Neptune, least you know my troubles with a shitty author"
'Hey!' I heard the Author shout indignantly
"So you seem to know all of us, how is that?" Blanc asked slowly, the aggressive stance she held before had lessened somewhat.
"You girls have been in stories, games, anime and even as figurines" I replied with a soft laugh "I'm writing a story based on you girls"
"Oooh" Neptune was slowly going back to her excitable self without knowing it.
"Right I'm going to take control of this conversation before you two give me a migraine anymore" Noire spoke up walking around me slowly. "What armour is this? I have never seen it before"
"Oh it is not armour" I replied, scratching the back of my head with a laugh "It's from another game called 'Dead Space 3' I am cosplaying"
"You are what!?" Noire suddenly exclaimed
"What?" I replied, I tried to face her but she tapped the side of my helmet to get me to face the front.
"If this is cosplaying then you must be from a very advanced world" She muttered, I picked up on the jealousy in her voice but I decided against bringing it up.
"Not really, compared to around here we are like apes" I chuckled.
"You mentioned you are writing a book?" Blanc spoke up, her eyes showed curiosity.
"Yeah it's coming to the end" I replied, "It's not too good but I was going to leave it up to the people who read it if they wanted a sequel from it"
"You post it online?" Blanc asked, her head cocked to one side.
"Yeah it is only fan fiction so I'm not getting paid for it" I replied, almost feeling the author sigh at the fact he doesn't get paid to write.
"Okay that is cool" The neutrality of her voice was so weird but after what has happened today I'm not going to question it.
"Well how about we move inside? If he already knows us then we should not need to worry about keeping these forms up" Vert spoke up, I'm surprised that she has been so quiet this entire time.
"Yeah I'm getting too tired" I heard Plutia speak up before something small collided into me from behind. "Carry me please?"
Sighing I crouched down and letting Plutia clamber onto my back, she must of transformed back with how her speech had become drawn out and cute, not predatory and dominating.
"Well shall we go?" I asked, holding Plutia's legs gently so she did not have to worry about falling off my shoulders.
As we moved in I could not help but let my mind ask the most important question. Which one of these girls is the cutest?