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Hey DORKY FANS!

So this oneshot is dedicated to Starfall who requested a Nikki X Mackenzie oneshot. Thank you so much for the suggestion! Hope you enjoy it!

Also, a big Thank You to stripedfly1001 for my first review!

Enjoy!

Tales from a Not-So-Great-Playdate

July 19, 2018

OMG, guess who just showed up at my front door…

Still guessing? Too slow…it was MacKenzie!

I heard the doorbell ring from the living room, and I was SHOCKED when I looked out my window and saw her over-hair-sprayed TWO FEET AWAY!

Usually she only harasses me in school. Coming to my house to call me a dork would be a WHOLE new level of evil!

At first I thought maybe she was trying to get me in trouble somehow. But then I thought, maybe not. You never know…she could be the world's oldest girl scout and she was working on our street to sell cookies!

I found out soon enough when the doorbell rang and I had to answer it since Mom was out running errands while I babysat my Category 5 hurricane (aka my bratty little sister) Brianna. I'd never forget the day we got trapped in Mackezie's bathroom and Brianna attacked her. She actually made a show of coming to school on crutches. Can you believe it?!

I swear, calling Mackenzie a mean girl is the biggest understatement in the entire universe. She's a self-centered crocodile with expensive Louboutin's and glittery eyeliner.

So I opened the door and there she was, standing all high and mighty with her little sister, Amanda, beside her. I thought maybe she was helping her little sister sell cookies or something but when I looked around, there was no wagon or boxes of cookies anywhere.

"Well, what happened to your manners? Did you drop it in the garbage while looking for clothes to wear?" She asked.

Really? Insulting me in school just wasn't entertaining enough so she came here as well. I did not wanna have to deal with this right now. "What do you want Mackenzie cos I'm pretty sure you didn't come all the way to my house to give me fashion advice?"

"You're right," she said as pushed me aside and invited herself inside the house. MY HOUSE! "Apparently, Amanda is supposed to be meeting your sister for a playdate in this...whatever you call this place."

"Where's Brianna?" Asked Amanda.

WHAT?!

Mackenzie.

In my house.

For a PLAYDATE?!

NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN.

I was just about to send Mackenzie and her sister on their way when my mom called my phone. "Hi honey, I totally forgot to tell you that Brianna's friend from school is coming over with her older sister for a playdate. Her name is Amanda Hollister. Her sister is about your age and also goes to WCD. I think you know her, her name is Mackenzie. Okay, I have to go now. See you soon!"

I've just gotten all the evidence I need to prove that my mom is completely BRAIN DEAD. She just invited my arch-nemesis INTO OUR HOUSE. Who does that?!

Brianna came down to meet Amanda. The two girls hugged as if they were forced to live in a tower, far far away from each other and they were meeting after 18 years, even though they were only apart for 2 hours.

Brianna pulled Amanda upstairs, bragging about Madame Bri-Bri's fashion boutique, while leaving Mackenzie and I staring blankly at each other in the living room.

Just great! I have a playdate with my biggest enemy. :(