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Happy New Year to everyone! Wishing you a prosperous and memorable 2019!

Without further ado, Reviews!


Guest: Thank you so much for your appreciation. These chapters are not entirely created by me. If you go onto the fan stories category in the official Dork Diaries website, you will find that the beginning of all my chapters are there. I just complete them and post them here.


Now before we get started, I have an announcement. From 9 January, I will be inactive on FFN for a few months. Reason being that this is my final year of high school, and to ensure I get good grades to get into University, I have decided to put all forms of a social life on pause (Not that I had one in the first place but you get what I mean)

Anyway, I promise to mass produce as many chapters as I can and upload it at the end of my hiatus. I will upload one chapter every couple of months and will be online to reply to reviews for only one day.

Until then, I give you...


Tales from a Not-So-Cool-Concert

January 5, 2019

My neighbor, Mrs. Wallabanger, is one of the cutest little old ladies I've ever seen…but she's also one of the clumsiest!

Yesterday afternoon, she was struggling to carry some grocery bags to her door, and then she tripped and dropped them.

I felt super bad, so I rushed to help her. It really wasn't that much trouble, but she kept thanking me, over and over again, saying I "renewed her faith in the young whippersnappers of today."

Then she did something totally unexpected! She said, "I'd like to give you something special as a reward for your good deed," and disappeared into her house.

I couldn't wait to see what it was! When she returned, she was carrying an envelope.

She said, "I was on the computer yesterday, trying to send email to my niece Gertrude. Suddenly while typing the message, a box thing came up on the screen with a picture of some people. I kept clicking the 'Click Here' sign but nothing happened. This morning, Jim the mail man delivered this to me."

She handed the envelope to me and said, "Apparently, its some Baboon Hive concert. I don't know what kind of nonsense you young whippersnappers listen to these days but I'm sure that you can make better use of these than I can."

I opened the envelope and was completely taken by surprise. I don't know which was more shocking, Mrs. Wallabanger knows how to email, or the fact that she just handed me six tickets to a Maroon 5 concert.

I thanked her and gave her a huge hug. I rushed home to call Zoey and Chloe. I told them about the tickets and they suggested that we invite the boys and turn it into a sorta-not-so-much tripple date.

Squee!

All I have to do is call Brandon to invite him to the concert on Saturday. Chloe, Zoey and I decided to meet up tomorrow at the mall to go concert shopping.


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