"Whoops! I totally forgot," Annabeth laughed, causing a lot of offscreen laughter. "We've got a commercial break! Roll the clips."
"It's the 39th annual ToyYodaThon. And we're celebrating with the hottest deals on the best Toy Yodas around! 100 credits for a 1980 Toy Yoda puppet, but at ToyYodaThon, it's just 13! Every Toy Yoda is on sale. Big Toy Yodas! Small Toy Yodas! Talking Toy Yodas! Ghost Toy Yodas! Toy Yodas with snakes! We even have Toy Yodas for the kids! (Yaaay) Crazy we are, you must be saying. But crazy you will be if you don't go to your local Toy Yoda dealer today! (ToyYodaThon is not to be confused with Happy Hondo Days.)"
"The snack that smiles back - Goldfish!"
"Hi! I'm Finn the goldfish, and I'm here with my friends Brooke, Gilbert, Xtreme, and Swimmington. Oh, and Percy."
Percy takes over. "Hi, this is a PSA talking about how goldfish are not for eating and we should respect these kind, talking cheese crackers. Okay? Thanks."
"Tired of trying to stack all of your favorite Star Wars Show droids, but can't get them to stop moving?"
"There's got to be a better way!"
"Introducing the Star Wars Show statue from Gentle Giant. This limited edition collectible is made of a space age polymer that will look great in any home! It fits into a backpack, maes a beautiful engagement ring, and can cut thousands of julianne fries. Take it with you on vacation. Give it as a gift to a dad or a grad. Or put it on a shelf and admire it for generations. This limited edition statue won't be available forever. Here's how to order. Just kidding, you can't order it yet, but when it's available we'll let you know. Sorry. No COD's."
"Um, okay, I think that's enough for our commercials for today." She whispered, "Why do we have so much Star Wars stuff? Anyway, folks, we're onto the second quarter in two minutes! See you later!"
Two of those commercials are from the Star Wars Show on Youtube. If you want to go check them out, they were featured in the Star Wars Show 100th Episode Spectacular.
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