The Legend of Zelda
Ocarina of time,fluffy version
Disclamir:Zelda belongs to is all...
A/N:I HAVE REVISED CHAPTER 1 AND 2!I WILL HAVE CHAPTER 3 UP NEXT WEEK!..ALSO,A BIG WARNING TO MY READERS!I HAVE NEVER WROTE A STORY BEFORE IN MY LIFE!THIS WILL BE MY FIRST EVER FULL STORY...SO EXPECT A WHOLE LOT OF MISTAKES!
Chapter 2:Uh-oh Mido!
"Uh...Navi?"asked Link
"(sigh)...Yes LInk?"said Navi,with exasperation.
"Just how...How do you get the the Great Deku Tree anyway?"asked Link
"Link...THAT IS THE 12TH TIME YOU HAVE ASKED ME THAT!"shouted Navi,with great annoyence
"Yeah...so?"Asked Link,sheepishly
"I Told you,Its STRAIGHT AHEAD!RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!WE HAVE BEEN STANDING IN THE SAME SPOT EVER SINCE SARIA LEFT!"yelled Navi,loudly
"Oh...well lets go."said Link
"Good."said Navi
As they are travling the 100 yds to their destination,LInk begins to show a look of great concern on his face.
"Link?Whats wrong?"asked Navi,who was hoping that this kid didn't have ANOTHER problem with himself.
" Mido,thats whats wrong."Said Link,gravely
"Mido?"Asked Navi
Link:"Mido is the "boss"of Kokiri is not the kind of person to let someone see the great deku tree,with only a fariys word that he sent for offence,Navi."Said LInk
"None go see this "Mido"and see if we can get past him."Said navi"
"Ok!"Yelled Link
"Im bored...(snaps fingers)I got it!Next person who tries to come through here,I will tell them if they get a sword or shield,and if they do they can pass!"said the boss of Kokiri Villige,Mido.
And on cue,here comes Link and Navi
"Navi,be very he wont see us..."whispered Link.
crunch...crunch..crunch...SNAP!
"Hey!Just where do you think your going?
"Im going to see the Great Deku if you dont mind,ill be on my way."Said Link,REALLY hoping that Mido will go away.
Mido doesnt budge,of course
"And i soppose he called for you?"said Mido,sarcasticly
"As a matter a fact,yes he did!"said Link
"And im sopposed to belive you!HA!I wouldnt belive you,even if yo-!"stated Mido,who was cut off my the most AWFUL and annoying sound he has ever heard in his life.
"HEY BOSS BOY!LISTEN!"bellowed Navi
"AHHH!MY EARS!"Yelled a Mido in pain
"THE Great Deku Tree sent ME to get this kid,to bring him back to him!AND Im sopposed to be his Guardian Fariy!FOR LIFE! AND GOSHDARN IT I AM GOING TO PASS!"yelled Navi,REALLY loud
Mido is ready to pass out from the pain
"ARGH!OK! JUST STOP YELLING!"said mido"BUT...i just cant let you father had this job,and before he died,gave me this job,and no one passes unless they have a sword and shield."Said Mido
"I never knew that about Mido..."said LInk to himself
"A sword and shie...never on Link,lets go."said Navi
"But what about the-"started Link
"NOW"yelled Navi,with force
"alright if you say so..."said Link
"Now,apparlintly,Mido wont let us pass without a sword and shield right?"said Navi
"Right"said Link
"And the Deku Shop sells shields right?"Asked Navi
"Right!"Said Link
"And apparently shields are VERY expensive,right?"Said Navi
"Right!Which is why we are not getting past! not rich,you know!"said Link,matter-as-factly
"I understand...but I have my ways of getting what i want...(evil giggle)"said Navi,with a evil glint in her...light?
"Uh..."Was all that LInk Could say
"Can you take me to the nearest shop?"asked Navi
"Uh...Its over there(points to the Deku Shop)
"Thank you Link"said navi(evil giggle,and then takes off for the deku shop)"
"Uh...your welcome?"Said Link
Inside the Deku Shop
"Exuse me sir,are you the manager of this shop?"Said Navi
"Yes I am."said the manager dude
a/n:i cant remember what he looked like,so lets say he looks like he is in his 40s,chubby,and with short blond hair
"Do you sell shields by any chance?"asked Navi
"Why yes!For only 350 rupees,you can get THE finest shield in all of kokiri villige!"said the Manager dude,in a classic shop keeper tone
"Thats nice...let me ask you nicely,can i have it for free?
(taken aback)"Are you stupid?"said the Manager Dude
"Nobody...and I mean NOBODY calls Navi The Fairy stupid...and now you have to pay the price..(another evil giggle).."said Navi
"(chuckle)What are you going to do?Tickle me to death?"Taunted the Manager Dude
"..."
"...?"
"I wonder whats taking Navi so long?said LInk,who was starting to worry
15 minutes later
"Alright,thats it! going to check on her!said Link
AHHHHHH!
As you near the store,a grusome sceane is infront of you.A man,the store manager,lies out in the dirt road sorrounded by a pool of blood
"Oh my God!Your ears are bleeding!What happend!"yelled Link
"DONT GO INTO THE STORE!THERE IS A FLYING DEMON IN THERE!"Yelled the Manager dude
"A flying demon...oh my God...NAV-"started Link
"HEY! LINK!"Yelled Navi and a UNBELIEVEABLE loud voice
"AHHHH!THERE IT IS AGAIN!AHHHHHH!(runs off screaming)"Screamed the Manager Dude...
"NAVI!what did you do to him!"Who wanted to make sure he wasnt carring a flying demon in his hat
"Not guess what?I got you a shield!said Navi
bum-bum-bumbumbum-BUMMMM!
"(sigh)..Alright,good for lets go find us a sword!"said Link
"Where can we find one of those?asked Link
"No idea"Said LInk
"Hm..."pondered Navi
after 5 hours of looking for a sword,and dodging giant rocks,the pair finds the Kokiri Sword.
bum-bum-bum-BUMMMM!
"Haha!I got a sword!"said Link(swishes it around,almost hitting Navi)
"Whoa!Watch where your swinging that thing!"said Navi
"Heheh..sorry."said Link,Sheepishly
"whatever..we need to hurry and get to the Great Deku Tree."Said Navi
"Right,but first,lets go see Mido."said Link
"Hey Mido!Check out these babys!"Said Link(waves the sword and shield right in front of Midos face)
"What!Thats impossible!(sigh)but a promise is a promise,go ahead and pass.."said Mido,Reluctantly
"THANK YOU"Said navi,with much relieve in her Voice
"Dont rub it in ok?"Said Mido
"Surrre..."said Link
"Well Link,we fianaly get to go the the Great Deku Tree!"happily said Navi
"HAHAHA!YYESS!"Shouted Link
"Lets go."said Navi
"haha..ha...ha...ok!"said Link
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