"What kind of hair products do you use?" Ladybug asked in a serious tone.
This was not what Adrien thought she was going to say.
"What" was the only reply he could manage.
"I'm serious Kitty. Is there some kind of gel or shampoo? Fess up." Ladybug demanded.
Adrien gaped.
He wanted to make a pun but nothing rhymed with shampoo.
"Um. Castor oil. And glycerin mixed with one egg white. Massage into you hair and then wait a couple minutes before washing it out. I don't know what brand of shampoo I use but it smells like mint?" Adrien replied.
Ladybug nodded severely.
"And what is your skincare regime?" She questioned.
Adrien started to sweat.
Was this a test? Was she testing him?
Adrien's eyes widened.
Or maybe this was some bizarre flirting thing.
As much as he pretended otherwise, Adrien didn't know how to flirt.
He was a liar and a fake and now Ladybug might actually be flirting with him and he can't tell.
"Chat Noir?" Ladybug prompted.
Adrien blinked.
Right.
"My dermatologist suggested this weird honey and oatmeal mask, but I hardly ever do it, cause it takes forever and is super uncomfortable. I wash it everyday first with plain water then this face wash with tea tree oil, moisturize, and pat dry. Not rub. Pat. " Adrien instructed.
Ladybug pulled a notepad out of nowhere and started to take notes.
"Do you wear makeup?"
"Only for work, and then it's usually minimally applied. The purpose is to enhance your natural looks, not change them." Adrien listed, thanking the gods above that all those long rants from his various stylist have finally had actual use.
"Work out routine?" Ladybug inquired.
"Well akuma's usually keep me pretty busy. Other than that, 10 push ups and 15 curl ups before I go to bed. If you want M'lady, we can be workout buddies." Chat purred.
It wasn't his best but he was trying.
From the look on His Lady's face he could tell it didn't work.
He shot her finger guns and the moment was over.
"Um, I have to go. Thanks for...yeah. Bye Chat." Ladybug awkwardly said before yo-yoing off into the sun set.
Adrien tried to process what just happened but couldn't get past the fact Ladybug might have been flirting with him.
Oh well.