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Ichigo woke up panting. It took him some time to absorb his surroundings. Beside him, he noticed a small form sleeping.
It was just a dream...
A VERY naughty dream. His hollow chuckled.
Shut up!
Then Ichigo realized something. He was back in his own body! He looked at his hands. They were firm and rough. He then looked at the sleeping form beside him. It was Orihime and she was back. Ichigo couldn't help but stare at her. She was too gorgeous for her own good. His hand slowly traveled to her cheeks. He only stopped himself at the last moment when Orihime moaned...very sensually. Ichigo's breathing hitched. He felt blood pouring southward. Her moaning was getting louder and there was no mistaking what she was dreaming about.
I think someone's also having a naughty dream. Fuck yeah!
I said shut up!
Say that to your body. His hollow laughed at him.
"Shut up!" Ichigo yelled. Suddenly, Orihime's eyes fluttered open.
"Kurosaki-kun?" She said panting. She slowly observed Ichigo. "Oh...it was just a dream." She said with a twinge of disappointment. "We were almost getting to the good par..." Orihime stopped herself in mortification. She couldn't believe she just said that out loud. Ichigo also couldn't believe what he just heard.
"Uhm, Orihime...you're back in your body." Ichigo save her from further embarrassment. He was too much of a gentleman.
"I...What?" She quickly grabbed her breasts and caressed them. Ichigo wanted to faint at the sight. "Oh my. They're here again. It felt so good to get rid of them for a change." Orihime said with a frown.
"Yeah me too." Ichigo said mindlessly. When he realized what he said, he felt mortified.
"Let's go tell Urahara." He quickly changed the subject, got up and walked out of the doors to leave the room. But when he stepped out, a white flash of light blasted him and Orihime.
They both collapsed from impact. They slowly got up groggily.
"What just happened...?" Orihime said while holding her dizzy head. They heard quick footsteps approaching them.
"What happened here?" It was Urahara.
"We're back in our bodies!" Orihime said recovering slowly but she was met with a blank stare. Orihime smiled then she realized something was amiss. The weight that she felt a moment ago in front of her chest were gone again. She looked downwards and was met with a flat muscly surface.
"Wha...?" Orihime yelped.
"I don't understand." Ichigo mirrored the look of confusion on Orihime's face or should he say, his face? One thing he knew was they were fucked up real bad. "No Orihime's right. We returned in our regular bodies for a bit."
Urahara's face sunk in deep thoughts. Orihime and Ichigo waited silently for his reply. Suddenly, he swiped his fan.
"I'll be right back. Stay out of trouble kids. By the way, I forgot to tell you one of the side effects..." Urahara waved his fan. "You'll feel exceptionally horny and unable to keep those impure thoughts to yourself." With that, they were met with an empty door. The sound of his quick feet were heard.
"Stupid old fart. Probably saying that to make us feel uncomfortable" Ichigo cursed. Orihime only sighed.
"What should we do while we're waiting?" Orihime asked only before her stomach grumbled angrily.
"Uh...I guess we should eat something?"
"I know! Let's go eat ice cream!"
"Um...maybe after breakfast but yeah, you're right. I don't want to risk eating anything here anymore. Who knows what else that ol' clogs might be breeding in here."
"Okay, give me a moment." With that Orihime stripped herself to change into day clothes. Ichigo couldn't help but frown. Even though he knew he was seeing his own body change so there was nothing indecent he was seeing but, shouldn't Orihime feel more uncomfortable about being in his body?
"I guess I'll change right here too..." Ichigo drawled. Orihime nodded until a realization settled on her. Oh no! Kurosaki kun was in her body! Which meant he would see her strawberry underwear and bra.
"Wait!" She tried to stop him but he was already starting to change. He had his eyes closed. Orihime couldn't help but feel her heart warm. Kurosaki-kun was really a wonderful person who always cared about others no matter how indifferent he tried to act. Only if she knew how Ichigo honestly felt.
Ichigo's heart was racing. If he was slightly more perverted, he would feel up Orihime's body right there and then. It was so bloody tempting to peek a fragment of an inch to see the hidden valleys Kon so accurately described. So bloody tempting alright.
When they were done, they left Urahara's place and went to a nearby pancake diner. Inside they ordered blueberry (with extra heapings of strawberry and red bean paste on Orihime's plate) pancakes and milkshakes. They were eating in silence until Orihime laughed.
"Kurosaki-kun. You have a milkshake mustache! I always wanted a mustache and you made one for me!" Orihime giggled. Ichigo narrowed his eyes. Then with a sudden spark of inspiration, he dabbed chocolate on Orihime's nose.
"There, I always wanted to see a dot on my nose." Ichigo couldn't help but smile no matter how much the goofy grin plastered on his face felt foreign. Suddenly they were laughing and childishly dabbing more food on each other until they were interrupted oh-so-rudely by two peeping toms.
"Uh...Ichigo?" A poppy-haired and tall guy with intense tattoo asked. Suddenly a hand bonked him on the head.
"You baka! We're not suppose to talk to them! That's not how you spy on people!" A raven haired petite sized girl yelled.
"Hey, you're the one who wanted to spy on them!" Renji growled back.
"Hi Renji-kun, Kuchiki-san!" Orihime greeted. She was met with blank stares.
"Ichigo, are you sick or something...? Why do you sound like Orihime?" Rukia asked uncomfortably.
"Um...Kuchiki-san, I am Orihime." Orihime returned a sheepish smile.
"OHHH my eyes burn!" Renji wailed in disgust.
"Shut up, you freak!" Ichigo grunted.
"Orihime?" The red haired and raven haired duo glanced at Orihime and Ichigo like a table tennis match until a sudden lightbulb went off!
"Or does that mean Orihime's Ichigo and Ichigo is Orihime?" Rukia finally put two and two together.
"No shit, sherlock." Ichigo frowned. Suddenly Rukia pulled Orihime's arm and quickly brought her to the ladie's room.
"Wait, Kuchiki-san, I can't go in there." Orihime said with fright.
"Oh right. Sorry about that." With that they headed for the men's. After a moment of angry surprised yelps, a group of men quickly rushed out.
"Oh my..." Rukia took a moment to gather her thoughts. "Orihime, this is perfect!" Orihime was really confused. She didn't understand what was so perfect about this situation.
"This is the perfect chance to snag Ichigo! He won't even know what hit him!" Rukia let out a fist-pump to show her enthusiasm.
"I don't get it." Orihime asked.
"Think about it Orihime! Ichigo's in your body! Oh this is sooo good! No matter how decent of a guy he is, no straight guy will be able to resist those fabulous tempting assets of yours."
"No, Kurosaki-kun isn't like that. This morning when we were changing, he closed his eyes to make sure he respected my privacy even when I forgot to return that respect." Orihime momentarily blushed. She couldn't help but take all the chance she have to ogle at Ichigo's body. She was going to burn in hell. Oh well...
"Orihime, you're so kind. Too kind! It was because you were there! If Ichigo was by himself I'm pretty sure he'd have his hands all over himself, or should we say all over you!" Rukia finally let out devilish grin. One Orihime was actually scared of seeing, especially at a time like this. "I'll just make sure to create the perfect moment." With that, Rukia led Orihime out of the washroom.
"Um, Kuchiki-san, I don't thi..." Orihime started but Rukia cut her off.
"Orihime, trust me."
While the two girls were in the washroom, Renji had a sudden thought.
"So, Ichigo..." Renji gave a sly smile. "Did you take a shower yet?" At Renji's remark, Ichigo sprayed milkshake all over Renji."
"Ew...you prick." Renji frowned.
"Seems like you're the one who needs a shower." Ichigo returned.
"No honestly, this is your chance dude." Renji said while wiping the sticky liquid from his shirt. "Your chance to see one of the hottest girl alive or dead naked...and probably touch one too." Renji smirked.
"Hey! Don't talk about Orihime like that!" Ichigo yelled.
"Talk about Orihime like what?" Rukia suddenly popped up, with a slightly worried looking Orihime behind her.
"Ichigo over here, thinks Orihime is the hottest piece of ass to ever walk this planet." Renji smirked. It was not Ichigo who bonked him, Rukia herself.
"Shut up you pineapple. Ichigo doesn't think that." At Rukia's remark, Orihime and Ichigo gave her a look of gratitude. Until what she spoke next. "He thinks Orihime's the hottest piece of ass and tits to ever walk this planet." She hi-fived Renji and with that, she threw the leftover milkshake and all over Ichigo.
"Oops, sorry Ichigo. I think you need to take a bath. Oh wait!" She winked at Orihime and threw syrup all over Orihime.
"Even better, you guys can take a bath together!" Renji got up laughing. Before Ichigo could act, they quickly ran to the door. "Ichigo, now you can find out if Orihime really is the hottest piece of ass and tits for yourself!" With a thumbs up, the duo quickly ran off before Ichigo could kick them where it really hurts.
"Orihime, don't mind them."
"It's okay Kurosaki-kun. They're only teasing but...what do we do? It seems like we do need a bath after all." Orihime motioned at their syrup and milkshake covered body.
"Uh...we can just stay like this..." Even to Ichigo that sounded like a bad idea. Oh boy, those idiots. Even without their help, Ichigo was having a hard time trying to keep his hands to himself. Actually, cross that. Trying to keep his hands off himself! Now what was he going to do.
"How about we actually take a bath together?" Orihime said. Ichigo's eyes widened. A sound of glass shattered behind them. They turned to see Keigo who was weeping.
"ICHIGO~" Keigo wailed! "How can you propose such a scandalous thing to our innocent princess!" Keigo kept weeping, while Mizuiro hastily texted something on his gadget. Tatsuki was also looked too stunned to speak.
"Um...guys." Orihime didn't know what to say. Ichigo quickly took action before Tatsuki can cause some real movie-worthy action on them and took Orihime's hands and ran out the doors. When they were finally inside Urahara's house, they awkwardly released each other's hands, unwillingly.
"Um...so...as I was saying, we should take a bath together." Orihime said. Before Ichigo could protest, Orihime went on. "I mean, since I'm in your body and you in mine, we can wash each other! That way, we're actually washing ourselves!" Ichigo was at a loss of words.
"Uh...that wierdly sounds logical. Are you sure you don't mind?" Orihime nodded with a smile.
"I trust Kurosaki-kun. Always have and always will!" With a newly found sense of courage, Orihime held Ichigo's hand and walked towards the bathroom.
After filling the bathtub, with a deep breath, Orihime took the first action. She slowly undressed her body (with Ichigo inside). Ichigo flushed. No matter how much he tried to ignore it, he couldn't help feeling the butterflies. Think pure thought! Oh god!
Can't help it with me around. King, you lucky bastard. Getting to undress a hottie like this and getting a bath together.
You better shut up! Otherwise, I'm gonna shut it...
"Kurosaki-kun?" Orihime's voice snapped Ichigo out of his mini conversation with his hollow.
"Yes?"
"It's your turn." With that, Ichigo helplessly undressed Orihime (in his body). No matter how innocent the situation was, it seemed so kinky undressing each other like this. Orihime even if she was the one who suggested it, couldn't help but blush. Think pure thought! Oh god!
They were finally naked as the day they were born. Completely stripped bare. One moment away from oozing temptations and danger.
"Shall we?" Orihime paid close attention so she was looking at anything but herself. Ichigo did the same until he saw the mirror.
Oh the sight to behold. In naked glory.
She's beautiful.
Look at those big bountiful boobs!
This time Ichigo did not tell his hollow to shut up for he wholeheartedly agreed. For the first time, he was thankful he was locked inside a female body, for if that was not the case, he would suffer from a very embarrasing erection southward. It seemed like Urahara was not joking about the side effects.
Orihime also fell victim to the mirror's deception.
He's beautiful. So big...
No matter how much she tried to keep her thoughts pure she couldn't help but remember the wet dreams she had. The same organ had almost invaded her most sensitive private part. Urahara-san's side effect description was spot on.
When they finally gathered their thoughts, they quickly tried to act unguilty and with great difficulty jumped into the tub.
It was hot.
Ichigo this time, took the first step. He grabbed a bar of soap and started to wash his body. He felt a blush creeping.
Orihime on the other hand was on fire. As soon as Ichigo touched her, she felt pain throbbing between her legs. To cover a moan and in hopes of Ichigo missing the sight, she took another bar of soap and did the same.
This time, Ichigo couldn't help but feel his body erupting in flames. As soon as Orihime's hands travelled down to his chest, he let out a painfully embarrasing moan. This felt so sinfully good.
Before they could help it, they knew this was the most logically wierd mistake they ever made. Ichigo kissed Orihime. Suddenly, their bodies changed. Ichigo ignored a sudden mound of flesh rubbing his own chest and Orihime did the same to a thick long organ poking her stomach. They were so lost in kissing each other senseless, they didn't even realize they were back in their bodies.
A flash went on.
"So you did take our advice." Renji and Rukia cackled while running out with their prized picture.
"You perverts!" Ichigo yelled and got up. It was then Orihime fully realized the situation. The organ she saw in the mirror was staring right back at her inches away from her face. She couldn't help but stare. Ichigo who turned to comfort Orihime that he'll take care of the picture, suddenly felt something wrong. When he looked down, he could the naked goddess he saw in the mirror right before his eyes staring between his legs so indiscreetly. He yelped and tried to cover himself when he realized what she was staring so intently at.
Oh king, you just flashed her!
In Ichigo's horror, he stumbled on a bar of soap and slipped, falling directly on top of Orihime. A big splash was heard.
"I'm so sorry Inoue!" Ichigo said while splurting water out.
"Me too." Orihime choked out. "For staring." With that their eyes locked, with Ichigo pinning Orihime down in the bathtub.
"I'm not." Ichigo said without thinking. Oh shit. She's going to think I'm a pervert. Orihime blushed. She shyly asked right then.
"So, what do you think?"
"Huh?"
"About my ass and tits." Orihime was dead-on serious. Side effect or not, she wanted to know. Ichigo stopped breathing for a moment.
If you don't stop that, I can ravish you right here, princess.
"If you don't stop that, I can ravish you right here, princess." Ichigo was finally honest with himself. No matter how much he tried to deny it, his hollow was right.
Hey you stole my line!
"I don't think I'll mind." It was then Orihime slowly inched her lips towards Ichigo's. Ichigo quickly filled the gap and crashed his lips to hers. Orihime sunk her one hand into his hair and brought the other one to his hand and led it to her chest. He finally lost the last shred of control he had. He grabbed her breasts and massaged them. Orihime didn't even bother to hide her moan. Before things could go further, a voice snapped them out of their actions.
"Kids, don't forget there are other kids in this house." Urahara said outside the door. Ichigo and Orihime immediately stopped what they were doing and blushed guiltily like they were doing something naughty. Actually they were. Really naughty.
"I think before you do anything else, you should know that the potion you drank is an aprodisiac and if you follow your body's need, the potion will strenghten and you might stay with the switched body effect longer. The momentary body return is a side effect thats showing symptoms of the potion strenghthening. Luckily the potion will wear off in seven days. So in conclusion, I advise you take your hands off for that time. If you guys want to do naughty things without Ichigo's dad knowing, you're welcome to come here to do it anytime but not until the seven days are up. So today's the second day, which means you guys have five more days to wait!"
When Ichigo and Orihime in embarrassment tried to create space between them, a familiar flash of white light engulfed them.