South Park Teen Years
Chapter 2
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY.
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Stan grumbled as he arrives at highschool a few days later
"Man...Another day." Stan sighed as he went to his locker through the front doors of the school
Then arms where wrapped around his neck from behind
"Guess who." A woman's voice teased behind him.
"Hmm...Is it...Call Girl?" Stan teased gently, referring to a Superheroine.
"Lay off." She huffed playfully, slapping his arm
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's my Bae." Stan laughed, turning around and saw his girlfriend. "Hi Wendy."
Wendy had long black hair under a pink hat and purple jacket with yellow trousers and C-Cup breasts.
"Ass." She pouted cutely
"Yeah...I kinda am. You look great." Stan answered, kissing her gently
"I try." She smiled, kissing him back "Ready for class?"
"Eh." Stan shrugged.
"Come on." Wendy sighed and pulled him along
She held his arm, dragging him away
"Alright, alright." He sighed as they got to class.
He pulled her close however, laughing
"I love you, you goof." Wendy answered
"Morning class." The teacher spoke as they walked in
It was former president, Mr... Mrs... Something Garrison! ... He's... She's... It's... They've... Garrison has had several sex changes and shifts it's sexuality over the years.
It was really confusing and right now we're just going to skip "Mr/Mrs/Ms" titles.
The class just grumbled, most not caring
"Now class, you're gonna learn about sex and different positions." Garrison spoke
"Again?" Kyle frowned
"Yes again. Don't sass back!" Garrison answered.
"We have done this every week for months! You're obsessed!" Token frowned
"YOU'RE OBSESSED!" Garrison snapped, turning around and glaring at the class
"But that doesn't make sense teacher." A blonde boy in the front said innocently
"Shut up, Butters!" The class and teacher answered
"This blows." Stan mumbled
"We've got an hour of this repeat bullshit." Kyle sighed
The two friends sighed before sneakily and perfectly sliding headphone bugs into their ears
And luckily they weren't missing anything important.
They just listened to music while Garrison didn't notice, just passing the time
The two managed to get through an entire album before the bell rung for the second lesson.
They stood up and yawned, walking out
Outside waiting was Wendy...Who seemed less than happy about it. "Um...Hi?" Stan asked
"Listening to music in class?" She asked
"Well I-?" Stan tried to answer
"Without me listening in?" Wendy pouted
"Sorry." He laughed nervously, seeing what she meant
"You better make it up to me later." She linked arms with him.
"Okay, I will." He nodded
"I swear." He smiled, his hand sliding down her back
"Hmm...Stan..." Wendy mewed gently, feeling his hand slide down to her ass.
"Yes?" He asked gently
"Not in public." She whispered in his ear "But I can't wait to see how you'll make it up to me." She flirted, grinding their waists together for a second before she backed up
"... God I love when you talk like that." Stan groaned
"Get a room." Kenny joked with a muffled voice as he walked over
"You're one to talk, Kenny." Stan shook his head, turning around to see his friend
The two fist-bumped lightly, Stan keeping an arm around Wendy's waist while Kenny rolled his eyes
"Hi, Kenny. You doing alright?" Wendy asked
"Eh, soso." He shrugged and mumbled through his parka
"Fair enough, you think we'll pass this year with what we know?" Stan joked lightly
"Fuck if I know." Kenny mumbled through his parka again
"Hey, do you guys think Butters is okay?" Wendy asked
"He'll be fine. He's not been grounded since...well, since we were kids." Stan answered
"No, I mean he's been acting different." She frowned
"Yeah...Yeah, I don't know what to say about that." Stan answered
"He seems upset." Kenny agreed
"And...he can't talk to the Principal, Mr Mackey OR his parents." Stan soon clicked.
"Because it's Butters and those guys are assholes." Kenny nodded
"Who's an asshole?" Kyle asked as he joined the conversation
"PC Principal, Mr Mackey and his parents." Stan, Kenny and Wendy answered
"... Who's parents?" He blinked, missing context
"Butters' parents." The three answered
"Ah, okay. Yeah, he's pretty upset. Maybe WE should talk to him?" Kyle asked
"You know how defensive he can be." Stan sighed
"Yeah..." Kyle sighed, just wanting to help.
"Shit." Kenny cursed while his voice was muffled
"Like, hi guys!" an overly happy voice smiled from behind them
It was Butters, short blonde haired, a cheerful face while wearing a light teal-green jacket with grey jeans.
"Hey, Butters." The small group answered
"How are you chums?" he smiled, the blonde being fairly thin and unmasculine
"Pretty good, yeah, thanks." The group responded giving their own answers
"What brings you to us?" Stan asked
"Just saw you chatting." he smiled
"Yeah, it's what we do during breaks." Kenny joked in his muffled parka.
"Just wanted to chat with my friends." he mumbled
"Well, okay. What do you want to talk about?" Kyle asked while patting Butter's shoulder
"Oh, jeez..." Butters flinched feeling embarrassed and sad again. "I... you see the new Terrence and Phillip episode last night?"
"We're too old for Terrence and Phillip, Butters." Stan said
"Oh...Okay." Butters frowned.
"Butters, are you alright?" Kyle asked
"I...No, not really. I-I can't say too much, or I'll get grounded." Butters explained
"Really? Aren't you like 16?" Stan asked, prompting a small nudge from Wendy
"Ow." He flinched
"Yeah, but still...Dad's been, you know...Pretty darn persistent about it." Butters answered
"Later guys."
"Bye." They waved.
Wendy sighed as she looked at Stan, who was rubbing his side.
"Well, I better get going. I'll see you later, dude." Kyle answered
"What? You finally got a date?" He joked
"Yeah: slim, black with blue streaks and loves it when I play with her." Kyle responded, laughing back
"Too much info Kyle." Wendy flinched
"He's on about his PlayStation." Stan rubbed his eyes with a grin on his face.
"... Oh..." She blinked
"It's alright, it's a joke between us." Stan kissed his girlfriend.
"I'm gonna head off too, Stan. Good seeing you." Kenny answered, leaving.
"Bye." Stan waved
"Stan." Wendy asked
"Yeah?" He responded
"...Do you want to come to my place?" She asked gently
"... Hell yes." He blushed
"Come on." She smiled, leading him there.
*Time Skip*
We hear moaning from a room in a little house
Inside the room we see Stan and Wendy making love in her bed.
The covers... Well... Covered them, Stan hovering over Wendy as he thrust in and out of her deeply
The two kissed lovingly as they made love, Stan's member deep within his girlfriend as she moaned in his mouth.
"Fuck... Fuck." He grunted against her lips "You feel so good."
"You're...You're so big, Stan...AH." Wendy moaned happily. Her breasts bouncing under the covers while she felt her pussy climax
"G... Gonna... Gonna cum." Stan panted as his hips sped up
Wendy looked up at her boyfriend and kissed him lustfully, feeling her euphoria rise while Stan came inside her.
The two came together, moaning
"Oh...God, you were great." Stan smiled, kissing Wendy
"Amazing." She purred happily
Stan sighed as he slowly pulled out and lay next to Wendy, looking at her.
"Perfect gift." Wendy joked
"Yeah. Hey...It's been...six years since we've been going out." Stan remembered.
"It has. I'm surprised you remember." Wendy teased
"You think I'd forget?" he smiled
"Hmm...Kinda." Wendy teased again, kissing his nose. "I'm glad you didn't."
Stan stretched out and looped his arms around her, letting Wendy snuggle up.
"Never." He assured
"...You put a condom on, right?" Wendy asked
"Yes." He assured
"Thank goodness." She sighed, she was on the pill so she didn't need to worry.
... She did take it this morning, didn't she?
"Wendy? Babe, what's wrong?" Stan asked
"Huh? Oh, nothing." She shrugged, snuggling up against his chest
"You're the best." Stan sighed and hugged her.
*With Kyle*
Kyle was currently playing on a different game than last time, this time on a different console.
He was pressing the buttons quickly, almost unblinking
Through the game, Kyle's avatar was attacking at almost lightning speeds, hacking and slashing at the enemies in game.
He soon neared the final boss, entirely focused
'Okay, motherfucker. I'm gonna beat this level!' Kyle thought, glaring at the screen. 'Bring it bitch!'
On the screen was a large female looking monster, half-machine and half-bird, with razor-metal wings, beak and claws...with over a million health!
'Hot. Time to kick her ass.' Kyle grinned
Kyle began the match after checking his inventory, he was ready to fight.
He used all buffs he needed and charged in
The avatar rushed forward, an aura surrounded his character like "NegaSonic Teenage Warhead" in "Deadpool", dealing a good chunk of damage to the enemy
From there it was a war of attrition as the boss had a random attack pattern. He had to deal as much damage as he could while looking out for any tells for her next attack so he could dodge until he had another opening
'Slash, slash, dodge. Come on, come on!' Kyle thought before the enemy flew into the air and Kyle couldn't see her. "Shit, where'd she go?"
"Behind you." A seductive female voice echoed, Kyle could almost SWEAR the voice was in the room!
'The hell?!' Kyle's eyes widened, quickly turning his avatar around to try and find her before clocking behind him to see if she WAS behind him
Then his avatar was thrown across the map into a pit of lava
"SHIT!" Kyle yelled trying to get his character back in action
Only for his health to hit 0
"FUCK!" Kyle snapped and slammed his controller onto his desktop.
He huffed, sitting back and crossing his arms as the death screen played
"Damn it..." Kyle sighed and removed his headset before swivelling his chair to go downstairs.
'God...That fucking voice.' He thought...and felt his dick getting hard. "Shit." He groaned
What was with that voice? It sounded like it was right behind him!
'The hell is going on?' He thought before he headed to the bathroom.
*With Kenny*
Kenny soon arrived home and smiled after a long day's work
"Another day, another pay cheque." Kenny quipped
He opened the door and walked inside calmly
"I TOLD YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH: DON'T GET THE DAMN BAGS MIXED UP!" Kenny's dad yelled in another room
"I DIDN'T YOU DAFT BASTARD!" His mum roared back
"And...there we go." Kenny's smile turned to a frown
... And he heard a voice he DIDN'T want to hear in that argument
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" A teenage girl's voice yelled back.
"Karen?" Kenny's eyes widened
"I FUCKED UP THE ORDER, BECAUSE YOU SHOVED BAGS INTO MY HANDS WITHOUT CHECKING!" Karen yelled, clearly directed at her father "JUST LEAVE US ALONE!"
"YOU SHUT UP! LEAVE HER ALONE!" Kenny's mother snapped
"She WHAT?!" Kenny gasped going to the room "WHAT IS GOING ON?!" he snapped
"K-Kenny!" Karen looked on at her brother
"Kenny? I...Is that the time? You've finished work?" His dad asked
"Yes now tell me what's going on?" He growled
"It's nothing. Just family business." His dad answered
PUNCH!
Kenny's dad was flung straight in the kitchen's sink where Kenny had given him a bloody nose.
"It's not 'nothing' asshole!" He glared
"AH! Fuk! Mby fukimb dose!" Kenny's dad yelled in pain.
"Now tell me... WHAT is going on?" He snarled
"Kenny...Dad asked me to...Deliver a bag in town." Karen answered as their mother tended to her husband.
"Why did you do it?" Kenny asked, holding himself back from growling
"I...I just dropped off a bag. That's all." Karen answered
"Karen, you know what they do!" Kenny said, holding back his anger "You PROMISED me you wouldn't be part of it!"
"I-I just..." Karen cried "I'm SORRY; OKAY?" Before she ran out of the house.
"Karen!" Kenny yelled in worry
"Argh..." Kenny's dad got up in pain.
To which Kenny just shook his head and ran out to go after his sister.
"Karen!" He called as he chased after her
"Oh god...KAREN!" Kenny ran out, calling after her. "Get back here!"
No answer. She must've had a few blocks head start. She was always the faster one of the family...aside from Kenny.
Kenny frowned, speeding up
"KAREN?" He repeated, going through the town...Until he saw the back of her head.
He quickly sprinted to her, grasping her arm
"Please don't hurt me!" Karen flinched going to the ground
"Karen, it's me." Kenny soothed, pulling her into a hug
"K-Kenny?" Karen gasped. "I-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
He pulled her close into a hug, running his fingers through her hair "It's okay. It's okay." He soothed
To be continued
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