South Park Teen Years
Chapter 3
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY.
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thorison1080: ...I direct you to Grey's review.
Here's a review from our own GreyKing46
thorison1080: Cartman is not the best character. He is the most selfish, hate filled twat around
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It was the next morning at the Marsh House, Wendy stayed the night and right now she was taking a shower
A shower with her man
"Hmm...Stan...You didn't have to do this." Wendy mewed, rubbing her body against Stan's
"Of course I do." He smiled, running his soapy hands over her form
"I love you, Stan." Wendy purred, feeling her C-Cup breasts to her waist being rubbed by Stan's hands
"Love you to." He smiled
"Don't tease me..." Wendy turned around, feeling her breasts press against Stan's chest.
"Oh?" He raised an eyebrow
"Come here." She kissed his lips as their soapy bodies rubbed together.
Stan groaned softly and smiled, holding her close
'Don't let this be a dream.' Stan thought, holding Wendy close.
*With Kyle*
Kyle was tossing and turning as he was waking up
"Hmm..." He mumbled imagining that in-game woman being on top of him.
...
Yeah, he was having a wet dream.
As he was regaining consciousness he could have sworn he felt someone run their soft feminine fingers down his cheek
'Oh...GOD!' He thought as he got up from bed.
He was shaking, looking around he saw he was alone... But his console was on...
"I...I thought I-" Kyle panted, looking at it. "Oh fuck...Did I leave it on?"
He was sure he turned it off as he pressed the power off button, heading to the bathroom
'Keep it together Broflovski...Keep it together.' He thought
As he entered the bathroom and began to strip naked he could have sword he heard a woman giggle
"The fuck? Okay, who's there?" Kyle called out
He was looking around but saw no one in the bathroom
"I must be losing my goddamn mind." He thought
He ran his hands through his hair, sighing
'If I start seeing that boss at school...I'm going to get help.' He thought as he stepped in the shower
He groaned gently, enjoying the feeling of the hot water washing over him
He sighed gently as his body was getting cleaned...while unaware of certain feminine fingers tricking down his back with the water drops.
A soft feminine purr filled the air, clearly enjoying the view
All the while Kyle was washing himself.
"Huh?" Kyle blinked as the giggles grew louder
"Okay...What the hell is going on? Have I got a cursed game?" Kyle gulped
*With Kenny*
Kenny grumbled and yawned as he walked through town towards the high school
'It's gonna be a FRIGGING bad day today.' He thought
He sighed, thinking back to when everything was easy
How Karen wasn't being a drug mule, how the biggest thing when he was a kid was just a franchise fight with Cartman and his BS split-personality.
How everyone just gave him everything and treated him like a very important person
And now...Life was a fan and there was nothing but shit being flung at it.
He sighed, remembering being 'Princess Kenny'
Hell...That was probably the most enjoyable time he had in a LONG while.
... He stopped, looking into a woman's clothing store
'Huh...There's a thought.' He thought, looking at the different clothes and styles.
He smiled lightly and tapped his chin
*With Cartman*
Cartman was currently trying to walk, with supports to help him...but his weight made them groan.
He was heading off to high school to go back... Kinda because he had to
Much to his chagrin. And the walker he was using
He wanted a mobility scooter!
But there were three things wrong with that request:
First: The mobility scooter was too expensive for the hospital and Mrs Cartman to pay for.
Second: The hospital wanted Cartman to get some exercise
And thirdly: He was so fat, a mobility scooter wouldn't take his fucking weight. Which could've been used for someone who needed it more.
So yeah... He wasn't too happy about this
He was cursing under his breath while he tried to walk. It was going to take him a while.
A LONG while
*At school*
Kyle and Stan were at their lockers just talking. Seeing what the other was going to do.
"What we got next?" Stan asked
"I think it's PE." Kyle answered. "I'm honestly worried."
"Why?" Stan blinked
"I've been sitting on my ass, playing video games." Kyle admitted with a sweatdrop
"Ah." Stan nodded
"But...Honestly, I'm hoping it isn't strenuous." Kyle answered
"You're still a strong guy." Stan shrugged
"I guess." Kyle sighed and they walked off.
"Hey Stan." Wendy waved from her locker as they passed
"Hey, Wendy." Stan waved back, smiling at her.
Kyle rolled his eyes, groaning
"What?" Stan and Wendy asked
"I...Nothing." He sighed
Suddenly the halls went quite as the doors opened and a beautiful blonde girl walked in
The girl had long flowing, wavy blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, soft fair skin that could be described as porcelain and D-Cup sized breasts held back by a white button shirt, under a rose red-coat and blue jeans that hugged her firm heart shaped ass, finally wearing small-heeled shoes.
To put it into context, there were more than a fair few tents being pitched in trousers today.
'Oh my god.' Kyle thought as he saw her.
'Wendy, Wendy, Wendy, Wendy!' Stan looked at his girlfriend to keep his love for her.
The girl basically skipped over, walking to Stan and Kyle
"Hi." The girl smiled, seeing the two.
Wendy quickly looped her arm around Stan's and pulled him close.
However Stan and Kyle felt like they recognised the voice from somewhere
'Wait...' The two thought together.
"Do we...know you?" Kyle asked
"How could my best friends forget me?" She pouted
Both Stan and Kyle squinted at the girl...before their jaws dropped to the floor in realisation.
"Oh...Fuck." Both Stan and Kyle realised. "KENNY?!" The two shout whispered
"Hey." The 'girl' waved
"But. You. How. Hair. Clothes. Boobs. WHAT?!" Both Kyle and Stan stammered in shock
"What?" Wendy blinked as well
"How'd you get those tits?!" Kyle whisper-shouted to keep the conversation to themselves
"They're fake." Kenny rolled his eyes
"Jeez..." The two friends groaned.
"Kenny...What're you doing?" Stan asked
"I was feeling nostalgic for 'Princess Kenny' and decided to give it another try." She smiled
"'Princess'...Wait, back when we were kids?" Wendy asked, catching up with the conversation.
"Yep." Kenny nodded
"So...You're going to be a girl now? Just for today?" Kyle asked
Kenny just shrugged. "I'll see how it plays out."
The others blinked lightly at that
"So...Keep this secret. Just for today?" Kenny asked
"Secret?" Stan asked
"Yeah, just...keep quiet for today. I'm just trying this out again. Getting back into the swing of things." Kenny answered
"Okay?" Kyle blinked
"Thanks, guys." Kenny hugged the two in a friendly fashion before heading off.
But the two were still blushing
"God damn, why did Kenny have to be this god damn hot." Kyle sighed, rubbing his temples.
"... Gay." Wendy teased
"Wendy..." Stan frowned at his girlfriend.
"Come on, let's head to class." Kyle sighed
"I'm teasing." She assured as they walked to class
"Alright children, let's get to work on these English problems." Mr Garrison spoke, sounding fed up.
'Great, we've got Mr Garrison being bitchy again.' Stan thought as Kenny walked in
'Oh shit.' Kyle and Stan thought as Kenny came through
"Huh? Oh now, who's this?" Garrison asked, seeing the disguised Kenny
Stan and Kyle gulped, wondering what Kenny was going to do
"Okay, are you lost? Cause I'm not-" Garrison asked
"I'm new. Name's Betty." Kenny answered, giving an alias.
'Betty?' the two friends thought with deadpan
"Well, alright. Seeing as Kenny isn't here, you can use his seat." Garrison answered uncaringly, pointing to Kenny's seat.
'Betty' nodded and ran off to her seat
Kyle and Stan looked at each other and then to 'Betty' and sighed in a sort of relief. ''Betty'? Really?' The two thought while the lesson began.
*Time Skip*
... Betty had quickly became VERY popular
Within the span of a few hours, Betty had made 'friends' with the boys and acquaintances with the girls
Her biggest fan? Butters
Yep. Somehow 'Betty' had caught the attention of the class' most timid student
He was following her, hearts in his eyes
It was...Kinda creepy. Though kind of cute.
It was currently lunch and a lot of people where offering to buy Betty lunch
"This is ridiculous." Kyle muttered sitting with Stan and Wendy along with their friends Tweek, Craig, Token, Jimmy and Timmy
"W-w-w-what do you mean?" Jimmy asked
"Yeah, I mean, it's just a new girl." Token answered "Isn't it okay for a new student to be here?"
"He means, look how gaga everyone is going over her just because they think she's hot." Stan covered for his friend
"Ah, right." The group answered
"Timmy!" Timmy added
"AH! Oh man! She's coming over!" Tweek panicked
"Tweek, Tweek. Honey, calm down." Craig spoke, holding his boyfriend's hand.
Yep. You heard that right
Tweek and Craig were boyfriends.
... Still
Then again if you've kept up with the show you'd know that
"Hi guys." Betty waved after being given like a dozen lunches.
Kinda hard to carry them all
"Need a hand?" Token asked
"Sure." Betty answered
"Um, here. Let US help you." Craig added
"S-Sure." Tweek stammered
"Not them to." Kyle groaned
"Thank you very much." Betty answered, having her lunches put down and sat next to Kyle...Which prompted daggers being glared at him.
'Oh god damn it, Kenny.' Kyle thought to himself, rubbing his eyes.
There was then a fight for who got the seat to Betty's right
"Should we move?" Stan asked Wendy with a sigh.
"I guess." She shrugged
"Don't leave!" Kyle whispered, turning to his friend, begging for help.
He didn't want to be stuck in this alone
"Hm-hmm-hmm." Betty hummed happily, eating her lunch; all the while the boys were glaring at Kyle
"PLEASE!" Kyle begged
"Err, guys. Kyle, Stan and I need to go. See you later?" Wendy quickly lied, she kissed Stan's cheek and took off running
"I-You...Okay?" Kyle and Stan followed
"Bye." Betty waved
"S-S-So...Want to hear a joke?" Jimmy asked as the trio left
"Oh man, that was frigging intense!" Kyle panted as they followed Wendy
"Smart thinking, Wendy." Stan answered
"No problem." Wendy responded. "But I didn't do it for free."
"... What do you want?" Stan groaned
"Next date night, I choose the restaurant." Wendy answered, with a smile
... And Stan laughed
"Huh? What's so funny?" Wendy asked
"I was worried it was something big for a second." He assured
"Oh don't worry, I wasn't going to do something crazy." Wendy answered, hugging his arm.
"I know." He smiled
"Thanks for getting me out from there, Wendy." Kyle sighed in relief, before he heard that happy girl's voice again. But it wasn't Kenny/Betty, it was the one from his game.
The voice was giggling in his ear
"Gah! Dang it! Can you hear that?" Kyle asked, trying to get the voice out of his head by rubbing his ear.
"Hear what?" Wendy asked
"Dude, are you okay?" Stan asked "You're freaking me out."
"I-I keep hearing this girl's laugh. I don't know who's it is but it's driving me nuts." Kyle explained rubbing his head
"You've had too many late nights. It's messing with you." Stan said in concern
"Yeah...Yeah you're right...Damn." Kyle frowned
Wendy rubbed his shoulder with a nervous smile
"Huh?" Kyle looked at Stan's girl. "Sorry, I shouldn't be dragging you two down. I'll see you two later."
*with Betty*
Betty was currently being swamped by admirers, there wasn't a seat next to her that wasn't being filled
And she... Kinda liked that
It made her feel...not important but 'liked'. Almost popular.
It made her feel like she REALLY mattered
But she did try not to let it go to her head.
Kenny did have to focus on keeping his voice fairly feminine however
"So, where are you from? Do you have any friends yet?" The students asked
"Yes I have friends." Betty said, fluttering her eyes at all of them
'SO CUTE!' The boys thought, getting hot under the collar.
Kenny, meanwhile, was seeing some of the guys butts and felt himself nearly getting hard which shocked him
'O-Oh my god!' He thought in a squeak. 'What the hell?'
"You okay?" Butters asked, looking at Betty.
"I'm fine." She squeaked gently
"Hey, do you want to come with us to the mall? We can hang out?" Bebe asked, from the crowd.
"I guess." She shrugged
Soon, each one of the different students wanted to spend time with her...Take that as you will.
And yes, some in the way you thought
'Help.' Betty thought as she was being bombarded by requests...Just like a FaceBook profile.
To be continued
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