South Park Teen Years
Chapter 4
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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Stan sighed, putting his books for the day away
'God damn...It does not feel good when it's winter.' Stan frowned, thinking about the length of sun in the coming days. 'Knew I should have worn my thicker jacket.'
"Hey Stan." Wendy spoke to the side of him.
"Hey." He smiled, kissing her lightly. The two only had two classes together and lunch, not enough time for such active students
"How long until school's over?" He asked
"Not long...but not short enough." Wendy answered
"Good." He smiled, trying to put his hand under her skirt
"Hmm..." Wendy mewed gently. "Not yet." while lightly slapping his hand away
"Okay, okay...My place?" Stan asked
"Your parents are in." She reminded
"Ah...Your place?" He followed up
"Can't. My parents are having a murder mystery party." Wendy frowned
"Crap." He flinched
"Hmm...There's a hotel in town. Could we go there?" Stan suggested
"I guess." She shrugged
"Or...Maybe we can hold off until the weekend?" Stan rebutted, thinking that Wendy deserves better
"Stan, it's okay." She encouraged
"I know I just...I don't like it when we're not together." Stan answered sadly
"Awe...When did you get so mushy?" Wendy teased, kissing him on the cheek.
"I got this way from being with you, Bae." He answered with a smirk
"Oh, blame me why don't you." She smiled
"I don't blame you." He answered snuggling in with her
"Hey! What's going on here?" PC Principal Calle day out, seeing the two
"Is this illicit touching in the hallways? Have you been given consent?" PC Principal asked, glaring at the two.
"He ALWAYS has my consent." Wendy glared "He can touch me and if I don't want it, I'll say. I AM my own person."
PC Principal nodded and backed off. "Alright, alright. My bad. Sorry."
Wendy just kept up her glare, waiting for him to leave them alone
"Stay vigilant. Don't do something stupid." PC Principal spoke before leaving them alone.
"I'm Halli, I'm the team's new Seeker." Halli spoke with modesty.
...
"Ass." The two whispered as they saw him leave.
"Let's go, maybe we can get some privacy somewhere else." Stan suggested
"We'll see about that later. Okay?" Wendy responded
"Fine." He huffed childishly
*With Kyle*
Kyle was currently taking a time-out in the library, it was the only quiet place in the school at the minute.
Trying to keep from that voice
'I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I am NOT crazy!' He thought
"No you aren't." The voice purred in his ear
Kyle jerked up looking all around him, trying to see anyone that was around him...None. He wasn't alone, but there was no-one within his earshot or could get away within the last two seconds.
"What the fuck is going on?" He groaned
"You got my interest." The voice replied
"Who the fuck are you? HOW did I get your interest?...Shit, listen to me. I'm talking to the air." Kyle thought out to himself
"Awww. That's mean." The voice frowned "I saw you peeking into my world, controlling that warrior. You made me curious."
"Oh. My. God." Kyle's eyes widened in shock, looking around
"Under here." The voice purred, the voice coming from under the table and Kyle could have SWORN he felt hands running over his thighs and knees
Kyle looked under the table waiting for his mind to play tricks on him
He saw a glimpse of a face and as he got a closer look...
His focus was broken by lots of yelling and amazement from outside the library, apparently some big scene was going on
"What the hell?" Kyle wondered, leaving the seat and headed towards the commotion
He got up and ran outside... And saw Butter's kneeling on one knee in front of Betty!
"Oh my god." Kyle's jaw dropped in shock
"B-Butters I-" Betty whispered in shock
"Please, go out with me?" Butters asked, clearly having spent a lot of time working up the courage to ask
'Did Butters just ask Kenny out?' Kyle thought
There was a tense silence in the air, all awaiting Betty's answer to Butters.
Most of the school where feeling jealous of the blonde boy, everyone wondering how this would play out
Butter's looked up with a quivering lip, not out of pity, but out of anticipation.
Kenny, himself, was shocked and frozen
'Oh my god...I should've toned this down like a fuck-ton!' Kenny thought as he looked down at Butters. Considering his hard on earlier confusing him he was thinking he could possibly say yes... And he knew Butter's, after working up this much courage... If he humiliated him like this in public it would destroy him
He's already been through a crap-tonne already...Being bullied for not having a kiss back in the Fourth Grade, having his heart broken time and again.
'Fuck it. I'll have to suck it up.' Kenny thought after a minute
"Butters, was it?" Betty asked
"Y-Yes?" Butters nodded, gulping in worry
"Okay, I'll be your girlfriend." Betty answered
Silence
"...OH MY GOD!" A scream came from...somewhere.
Butters' eyes widened in shock...as well as many other people.
He then fainted
...
...
"He took that well." Betty answered, with a smile and kissed his cheek "Can some big strong man take him to the nurse?" She asked cutely
"We will." The boys answered, helping out
They quickly picked Butter's up and ran off with him
"Wow, guess you're gonna date, Butters." Heidi Turner, one of the girls spoke
"Yeah? Why?" Betty blinked
"Nothing. I'm just saying he's a nice guy." Heidi answered.
"Says the girl that dated Cartman for like a year." Bebe rolled her eyes
"Yes, okay. I've got terrible taste in men. Can't you drop it?" Heidi asked, chastising herself and didn't want to be reminded of 'The Dark Times'
She really hated those times
"It's okay. I'm sure you've found someone better." Betty answered with a smile
"Thanks." Heidi answered
To the side of the large crowd was Cartman who was wheezing heavily, sweating like a pig in an abattoir...and fell flat on his face in exhaustion.
BRRRRRRRRRING!
School time was out.
"GOD DAMN IT!" He cursed
"Ha." Betty smirked, seeing the horrid Eric Cartman beaten by his weight.
"Shut up whore!" He snapped
Betty just shrugged. "Let's go. I don't want to see that fat-ass."
Kyle frowned, knowing he had to talk to his friend
"Hey!" Kyle called out, going to Betty and Heidi. "Wait up!"
"Huh? Oh, hi Kyle." Betty spoke, seeing her friend
"Can we talk?" He asked "In private?"
"Yeah, of course. Be right back, guys." Betty answered, going with Kyle
"OMG, Kyle and Betty are talking." One of the girls squeed
"They're friends." Heidi rolled her eyes "She did JUST say she'd be Butter's girlfriend."
With Kyle and Betty, the two were out of the way to talk.
"So...You're Butters' 'girlfriend' now?" Kyle asked "Seriously?"
"Well...Yeah. I am." Betty answered. "Do you have a problem with that?"
Kyle sighed heavily and pinched the bridge of his nose. 'I don't want to sound like Fat-Ass.' He thought before composing himself. "Just...WHY? You said you where just doing this to 'try it out' and have fun... Now you're leading Butter's on?"
"I'm not TRYING to lead him on, it's just happened. Also, Butters has been driven through SHIT for YEARS. I'm just trying to help him." Betty answered "And if it means being his girlfriend, then fine."
"I...Kenny...Jeez." Kyle sighed. "I just hope you know what you're doing."
"Yeah...Just trust me, Kyle." Betty answered
"Okay. I trust you. Just...be kind." Kyle answered "Butter's IS our friend."
"I know." Betty answered. "It'll be fine."
Kyle nodded, rubbing his forehead
*Time skip*
Stan and Wendy were walking back home, hand in hand; kind of dorky but it was endearing for them
Stan was swinging their arms back and forth with a goofy grin while Wendy laughed at his antics
"You're such a kid." Wendy teased playfully, laughing at him
"Does that... I almost made a Cartman joke." Stan started and blinked before he pouted "See what you made me do."
"I didn't mean it viciously. I like that you've still got a bit of 'silly' in you." Wendy explained
"I know." He nodded
"Oh, here's my house." Wendy spoke
"Yeah...See you tomorrow?" Stan asked
"At the bus stop." Wendy kissed his cheek and headed to her house
"Just a kiss on the lips?!" He called after her playfully, Wendy closing the door instead of replying
"Love you too." Stan chuckled with a sigh.
'I love my girl.' Stan thought as he went to his friend's house
He knocked for a second and waited
"Coming. Oh, hello Stanley." Mrs Broflovski spoke, opening the door
"Hi, Mrs B. Is Kyle here?" Stan asked
"That he is." She nodded
"Great, um...Can I come in?" Stan asked
"Yes, of course. Kyle, Stan's here." Mrs Broflovski called up
Stan walked in with a laugh, seeing Kyle's younger brother
"Heya Ike. How's it going?" Stan asked
Ike was about ten years old, wearing a green shirt and blue jeans. Messy black hair and sitting watching Terrance and Phillip reruns.
"Good." He shrugged
"I hope you've finished your homework young man." Mrs Broflovski asked
"Yes mum, I've done it." Ike sighed, looking bored
"Good boy." Mrs B answered
"Hey, Stan." Kyle came down
"Hey bro/Kyle." Stan and Ike responded, Stan giving him a fist bump
"Ready to tear up the gaming world?" Kyle asked
"Duh." Stan nodded "Let's do this bro."
"Don't spend too long up there. You've got to clean your room." Mrs Broflovski spoke
"Yes, mum." Kyle answered as the two friends headed upstairs
"You STILL haven't cleaned your room, dude?" Stan asked
"I...Just haven't gotten around to it. That's all, ha-ha-ha..." Kyle laughed nervously, as he opened his door
And...Stan just froze. Kyle's room looked like that an 'Eric Cartman' bomb had been dropped on it. Junk food wrappers, clothes all over the place...The only habitable spot was his computer desk. "A-Y-Wh-What is this?"
"I told you I haven't gotten around to it." Kyle admitted.
"Jesus Christ, man..." Stan groaned. "Ever hear of a bin?"
"Yeah...But it's full." Kyle answered.
Stan sighed at Kyle. "Two minutes." And he went downstairs.
"Wait, what?" Kyle asked as Stan came back with a large roll of black bin bags.
"Start throwing shit out." Stan answered sternly. "I'm not letting you become a hoarder like me."
"Dude, it's not that bad." Kyle argued
"Kyle. We sort this. Quicker we get to killing trolls." Stan answered seriously.
"Fine." Kyle rolled his eyes
The two got to work, beginning to clean up the room. Since there was two of them, it was done relatively quickly.
Well, as quick as could be with HOW messy it was
"Really dude? A smoothies cup?" Stan asked, holding the busted mug up
"Chuck it." Kyle answered
Stan nodded and threw it away
It took a few minutes, but they had managed to clear a good portion of the room and chucked out the rubbish. "Right, that's that." Stan panted
"NOW can we play some games?" Kyle asked
"Definitely." Stan nodded
"Finally." He groaned
The two friends sat down at the computer and booted up their game. It was time to own some trolls.
"Hey, top right." Kyle spoke while his sight was intense on his screen
"I got it." Stan answered, shooting at an enemy." Head shot."
"Nice." Kyle answered before his character was shot in the arm. "Oh, what the hell?"
Seconds later his character died, seemingly by a glitch
"OH! Mother-fucker!" Kyle groaned. "What the hell?"
Stan shrugged, snickering
"I'm gonna get that son of a bitch." Kyle growled, picking up his controller and got ready for 'Gamer's revenge'.
His mind was made up, his brain in top gear
"Kick ass, bro." Stan commented, going in, next to him
"Thanks."
The two friends continued their battle while we pan over to Wendy.
She was currently in the pharmacy, nothing major to worry about, just getting some aspirin.
She hadn't been feeling the best the last few days
She figured that she needed some medicine.
"That should be it." She yawned gently, going to the counter.
"Morning." The cashier spoke
"Morning." She nodded
"Just these today?" The cashier asked
"Uh-huh." Wendy nodded
The beeps continued before Wendy noted a delivery-person going out with boxes of condoms.
"What's going on?"
"Faulties. Had to be repossessed." The cashier answered.
"'Faulties'? What was the fault?" Wendy asked in worry
"What do you think? Some dickhead poked holes in the product." The cashier answered
"... Holes?" Wendy blinked and gasped gently, her face doing pale
"Yeah, that's what people who bought them are saying. Is this all?" The cashier asked
"N.. no." She mumbled
"Okay then, what else?" The cashier asked almost lazily.
"... Pregnancy tests." She mumbled
"Oh..." The cashier frowned and felt bad from being asked that.
*With Kenny*
Kenny, or rather Betty, was waiting for Butter's to be finished with the nurse
Butters was beaten up quite badly for becoming Betty's boyfriend
Yeah, she shouldn't have trusted those people
'Fucking dick-heads.' Betty thought angrily
Soon Butter's walked out with a smile and bandaged up
"S-Sorry I took so long." Butters apologised, giving a smile. "Took a bit longer than expected."
"Don't apologise." Betty answered, frowning at his injuries and rubbing his cheek gently
"Heh...Guess it's just my fault for asking you to be my girlfriend. N-Not that I'm regretting it." Butters answered, quickly explaining at the end
"It isn't your fault." She urged
"Thanks...Um...C-Can I hold your hand?" Butters asked
"Okay." Betty nodded happily
So, both Butters and Betty held hands.
Betty just thought that this was enough for now, all things considered
"Let's go out." She smiled happily
"O-Oh, okay." Butters blushed
Betty smiled, while noticing Butters gave going to 'her' backside
'This...This feels weird.' Betty thought, while blushing 'But not bad... Why?'
To be continued
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