South Park Teen Years

Chapter 5

Co-Writer GreyKing46

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WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY.

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At the Testaburger house, Wendy was in the bathroom, she had a pregnancy kit in her hand. She was petrified about the answer, she and Stan were VERY sexually active

And all the condom's they had used were from that store

'Oh god, oh god, oh god...This can't be happening. This CANNOT be happening!' She thought in a panic

She was too scared to even try the test

'Oh god...Am-Am I? No, no I can't be...Stan.' She thought, shaking and crying 'What do I do?'

*With Stan and Kyle*

Stan and Kyle were taking five minutes off from the computer. "So, how're things with Wendy?" Kyle asked

"Frigging awesome, thanks." Stan answered "She can be so thirsty."

''Thirst'...Oh god.' Kyle thought before he realised. "Dang it." Facepalming and smirked

Stan just chuckled and smiled. "Yeah, it's great."

"Kyle, Stan; how're you both?" Mrs Broflovski asked

"We're good, mum." Kyle answered

"We're good, Mrs B." Stan added "We cleaned Kyle's room."

"What, what, what?" Mrs Broflovski gasped hearing that.

"Mum, don't blow a gasket." Kyle rolled his eyes "We JUST cleaned my room."

"I know, I know. I'm just shocked and amazed." Mrs Broflovski answered

"Mum." He frowned

"Are you going back upstairs?" Kyle's mum asked

"Thinking about it." Stan nodded

"Okay. Want some snacks?" She asked

"Love some." Kyle answered.

"Sure...Oh, hang on. I got a text." Stan answered, feeling his phone vibrate.

"Text?" Kyle blinked

"Who's it from?" Kyle's mother asked

"Wendy. Excuse me." Stan answered, going outside

"Hello?" He asked as he called her

Wendy was sniffing on the other end. "S-Stan."

"Wendy? Babe? What's wrong?" Stan asked, panicking as he didn't hear Wendy this upset in ages.

"What happened? What's wrong?"

"Stan I-I just...Please come over. I need you, please." Wendy cried.

"Okay." He nodded in concern

"I love you." Wendy whispered

"I love you too." Stan responded. "Sorry Kyle I-I gotta-"

"Go, man. Wendy's more important." Kyle answered in understanding

Stan nodded and ran off

'Oh god, Wendy. What's happened? Don't be hurt!' He thought, assuming the worst, running to her house.

Luckily the town was rather small

Stan quickly arrived at Wendy's house, panting heavily before banging on Wendy's door. "Wah...Wend...Wendy..." He panted

Soon the door opened and a crying Wendy basically jumped into his arms

"Oof! Wendy, Wendy, what's wrong?" Stan asked, catching his breath back. He held her close, rubbing her back

"Stan...Oh god." She cried.

'Shit. What the hell happened? Did I do something? Did something happen?' Stan thought in worry

He took her inside cautiously

They sat down, Stan held her close while she was slowly stopping crying.

He rubbed her back, soothing her

"Wendy...What's wrong? You can talk to me." Stan asked

"It...It's something huge." Wendy answered, wiping her eyes "I... I might be pregnant."

Stan's eyes widened in shock. Did he just hear that right? WAS Wendy pregnant? It couldn't be. They wore protection, it SHOULDN'T have happened.

"There... Holes in condoms." She cried gently

"What? Holes in the-? Oh my god..." Stan gasped, dawning on him. "Who? How?"

"No idea." She cried "Someone had been sabotaging stock for a few weeks, they said."

"Jesus...I...A BABY?" He whispered intensely "I...I just-"

"I MIGHT be pregnant." She mumbled "I... I've been too scared to do the test."

"I...I'm here. Okay? We'll do it together." Stan answered

She nodded, hugging his arm

"You ready now, or...shall we cuddle a little?" Stan asked

"Please... Hold me for a bit longer." She whispered

"As long as you want." Stan answered sadly, though he tried to be reassuring. 'Oh god...Why did this have to happen? A BABY of all things.'

'WHY?'

*With Kenny/Betty*

Betty and Butter's where laughing as they walked along the lakeside

"Wow, this is great." Butters smiled

"Yeah, it kinda is." Betty nodded

"S-So, do you come here often?" Butters asked

"Round the lakeside?" Betty asked. "Sometimes."

Butter's nodded and did the unthinkable as he kissed Betty's cheek

Betty blushed, feeling the kiss still on her cheek. Honestly, that caught her off guard, she didn't expect Butters to be that bold at this time.

Well, bold for Butters. It wasn't like he'd try and kiss her lips or ask for sex or anything

In fact...it was innocent. It was enough for him at this point in time.

Heck it was cute that this was him being 'bold'

"S-Sorry. I just-" Butters blushed, getting flustered

"It's okay." Betty answered tightening her hand gently

While also wondering what she should do

'Hmm...What am I gonna do? I don't want to scare the guy off.' Betty thought

... Before she took a deep sigh and kissed Butter's on the lips

"HMM?" Butters blinked in shock, feeling his lips being kissed upon

Having a pretty 'girl' kiss her

"Ah..." Butters blushed as his head turned into a tomato from feeling his heart flutter

"Did you like it?" Betty asked shyly, not really looking at him

THUMP!

Butters was lying on his back, eyes dizzy and his head flushed

"Gah! Butters!" She yelled in worry

*Time Skip*

The two were returning to town, Betty supporting Butters

'Thank god for fight school.' Kenny thought, thinking back when they were kids

"You doing better?" Betty asked

"Uh...Did I faint?" Butters asked

"Yes you did." 'She' nodded

"Oh...I'm sorry. I...I haven't been kissed by a girl for a while." Butters admitted

"I'm sorry." She flinched lightly

"It's okay...It felt a little weird though." Butters admitted

"Of course." Betty nodded

"Sorry." Butters apologised again.

"It's okay." She smiled, even as she blushed

"H-Hey, we're back in town." Butters commented

"Yeah, is this your house?" Betty asked, though she knew it was

"I... Yeah but my parents are out and I'm not supposed to go in when they are out or I'll be grounded." He said nervously

"...The fuck kinda parents do you have that they'll ground you over that?" Betty asked

'I need to make him more confident and cheer him up... Oh... Fuck me.' Kenny thought before he groaned, realising what he had to do

"So...What should we do?" Butters asked

"This way." She urged, dragging him off

"Wh-H-Hey wait. Where're we going?" Butters asked, being dragged off

The two ran into an alley, Betty making sure no one could see them before she dropped to her knees

'Never thought I'D be the one doing this.' Kenny thought

"B-Betty, what're you-?" Butters gulped and asked in shock

"Just...Just don't judge this." Betty answered

"I've never done this before... But you need it." She said, speaking the truth as she undid his belt and freed him from his boxers

"I-You...HMM!" He covered his eyes in shock, seeing his dick free and in Betty's hand.

Luckily for Betty, Butters wasn't overly big, but he wasn't small...He was average.

'Shit...I've come this far.' Kenny thought. 'Think of a tootsie pop, think of a tootsie pop.'

Betty leaned forward and kissed the tip, slowly swirling her tongue around the head

Butters froze up, feeling Betty's lips and tongue tease his cock-head was a new experience, he seized up and began to pant.

"Hmm?" Betty asked before stopping. "Guess it does."

"But...Try and enjoy it." Betty responded, continuing the blowjob...And trying not to be repulsed by it.

... and she wasn't, she was surprised to find she actually enjoyed the taste and was actually getting hard 'What the hell?' she thought, before shrugging and just getting to it. It tasted good, why not just enjoy it?

"Oh Betty." Butters moaned lightly, almost cutely

Betty smiled, kissing the head one last time before pulling back "How about this?" She asked as she pushed his penis against his stomach/shirt and began to lick and suck small spots on his cock, working from the base and slowly going to the tip

"G... Gee wilikers it feels good." He whimpered

'Enjoy it Butters.' she thought, focusing on just under the tip. Her cock was throbbing now, almost painfully. She reached a hand under her jeans and underwear and began to jerk herself off, Butter's thinking she was fingering herself

"You... You're so pretty." He praised as he moaned

'So cute.' Betty thought, now taking the cock back into her mouth only this time she began to bob her head as Butters gasped and moaned. She gagged lightly as she was not use to it, the tip of Butters penis pressing against the back of her throat lightly. But she wanted to keep going, she could feel the penis twitching in her mouth

"My Weiner's gonna explode!" Butters moaned before he suddenly came

"Hmmmmmm." Betty moaned around his cock, cumming in her hand as she swallowed his seed

Betty pulled back as she looked up at him. "How was it?" She smiled

"Yeah." Butters nodded, clearly looking happier and calmer

"Good." Betty answered, wiping the cum from her lips and stood up. "I wanted you to like it Butters. I'll see you later." She smiled before walking away

"I...B-Bye." Butters waved, his lower waist still exposed.

*With Kyle*

Kyle sighed, relaxing on his bed

'What a day...' Kyle sighed gently almost dozing off.

"I'll say..." A seductive woman's voice whispered in his ear.

"Huh? Oh no...Oh god, not again." Kyle groaned, trying to ignore the voice and closed his eyes...but he could feel and hear her clearer than before.

In fact, he was sure he could almost see a person

"Oh...Shit, oh shit, oh shit." He whispered, almost seeing the full outline, but it was like trying to see a person through fog. Could tell they were there but couldn't see them fully

He opened his eyes and saw a strange woman there, hovering over him

She had wavy blue hair, green eyes, wearing a black shirt and blue jeans, holding back D-Cup breasts.

... But there was something strange about her

Something alluring and not human.

"Hello, Kyle." The woman smiled, in an almost ghostly voice

"... You are real?" He gulped

"Quite real." The woman nodded, slowly lying next to him, her hands stroking against his body

He shuddered, unable to move

"You're very warm...It's nice." She began to kiss his neck and trace down his body

"Ah." He shuddered

"My, my...Very handsome..." The woman mused, gently grasping his cock under his jogging trousers.

"Gah!" His hips bucked

"Shh...It's okay. I'm just finishing what we began in the library." The woman smiled, kissing his cheek.

"W... What?" He whispered lightly

"I was going to give you a blowjob, remember? I want to finish." The woman smiled, sopping the handjob and crawled down to his cock, licking her lips

"This will be good." She grinned, removing his pants

"Oh my god!" Kyle squeaked before he felt his boxers being removed and his cock exposed.

The woman smiled licking her lips, kissing and teasing Kyle's cock-head until it was erect.

"Hmm... Tastes good." She purred

Kyle mewed gently, biting his lower lip as he felt his cock being sucked upon by this strange woman. But honestly, he was loving it.

It felt like heaven!

'Oh god! This is beyond real! I-I can't! I can't hold back!' Kyle thought before climaxing in the woman's mouth

The strange girl swallowed it all and moaned with a smile

"Oh my god...Who are you?" Kyle panted, looking at her.

"I am the queen of monsters, Quashimalamorphemana XXVI." she purred "Call ms Kala for short."

"...Kala sounds good." Kyle admitted, laughing awkwardly. "Wait 'Queen'?" He blinked

"Of course. Do you not remember the 'boss' of your 'game'?" She scoffed

Kyle's eyes widened in shock and his jaw dropped. "Oh my, Yahweh..." He gasped, almost getting hard again

Remember the final boss of the game and how much he had fapped to her "Wait... You don't look right." He frowned

"How do you mean? You mean, I'm less monstrous?" Kala asked

"Well... You look human with blue hair." he blinked "You were different in the game."

"Of course I was." Kala answered. "But I would also not fit in this bed in my true form."

"That is true." Kyle nodded "So...How did you get here? Where're you from?"

"A portal. My world, what you call your 'game' is real." Kala answered

"Holy shit." Kyle gasped.

"Yes...And since you've pleasured yourself to me so often...well...It's given me more than enough incentive." Kala smiled, kissing his cock. "To see what this world has to offer."

"And...What's your verdict?" Kyle gulped, feeling his cock being pleased.

"At this point? VERY nice." Kala purred gently

"Good to know." Kyle gulped.

"Kyle? Are you still up?" Ike's voice spoke

"Oh crap!" Kyle whispered in shock

"It's okay, don't worry." Kala smiled, winking at him

Before turning see through

"Err...Okay?" Kyle answered, pulling his trousers up. "What is it, Ike?" Kyle called out

"We're getting ready for dinner." Ike responded

"O-Okay." Kyle answered

"What're you doing?" Ike opened the door and saw his brother

"DON'T!" Kyle panicked

"What? You're just lying on your bed. Jeez, don't be weird." Ike answered, leaving.

"How?" Kyle asked Kala

"I'm invisible to all but you." Kala smiled. "Well...Until you WANT me to appear to them. Or I want to be visible to them."

"Good to know." Kyle gulped and nodded

She nodded, watching him get out of bed

'Hmm...what a fine ass.' She thought lustfully

*with Cartman*

Cartman was sweating heavily on his living room settee, he had just come back from his walk from school...Yesterday.

"Fucking...Long...Walk..." He griped as he gasped for air

He nearly collapsed in front of his door, groaning

It took his mother, three body-builders and a mini fork-lift to lift him to the living room.

Yeah, he was a 'bit' overweight

Before long, he passed out in front of the TV and drifted to sleep.

"Thanks for the compensation Mrs Cartman." The body-builders walked out, half-dressed in their trousers putting their shirts on.

"No problem. I thoroughly enjoyed it." Mrs Cartman answered as they left...she sounded exhausted.

But also super happy

Don't need any more than that explanation to work it out.

With the body-builders leaving with their fork-lift, Cartman kept on sleeping, unaware of his mother's antics.

Cartman was sleeping deeply, at peace

To be continued

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