South Park Teen Years
Chapter 9
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY.
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cdog21: That is true. But he DID f*** his own future up when the whole 'Boy who cried wolf' moral happened.
Guest chapter 8 . Aug 7: We've got plans.
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Aug 7 c8 Guest: Thanks for giving it a try
cdog21: And that's the joke
Author's note: It's my birthday! Happy birthday to GhostKaiser23! Thanks everyone for reviewing on all of my stories. And thanks to GreyKing46, my best friend, who helped make me the writer I am today
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It was a week later. Wendy and Stan were sitting together in the park, just trying to figure out what to do next with their baby.
"How're you doing?" Stan asked kindly, holding a cup of hot chocolate
"Okay, I guess." Wendy answered "Been feeling uncomfortable. Might be getting morning sickness soon."
"Shit." Stan groaned, knowing the symptoms along with Wendy due to school.
"... have you told anyone?" She asked
"Fuck no. How am I supposed to explain this? I mean, mum and dad will be pissed at me; Shelly would kick my ass, taunt me AND make YOUR life hell." Stan answered sadly.
"What about Kyle and Kenny?"
Stan shook his head. "No...Not them either. And before you ask, it's a big fat 'Fuck No!' about Cartman. I just...I don't want people thinking that you're a slut or something."
"I knew you wouldn't." She nodded
"I feel trapped...there's no-one I can talk to without it being a major frigging deal." Stan answered
"Kenny and Kyle?" Wendy responded
Stan grumbled, agreeing with it, but he didn't want to unload it onto his friends.
He didn't want them to worry about him
"Stan...I-I'm sure we're gonna sort this out." Wendy spoke, trying to reassure him
"Yeah." He smiled
The two then continued sitting there drinking their hot chocolate.
"Is that...Butters?" Wendy blinked
'Oh Christ.' Stan face-palmed. "Yeah...yeah, looks like it."
"Who's he with?" She asked
"That...She's-" Stan tried to answer
"Hey, Stan!" Butters waved, Betty covering her face in embarrassment. "It's been a while."
"Yeah, yeah it has." Stan answered.
"Hi there." Betty waved.
"Wendy, this is Betty. Betty, this is Wendy my girlfriend." Stan quickly introduced each other.
"Nice to meet you." 'Betty' answered, extending her hand.
"Nice to meet you too." Wendy answered. "How do you know each other?"
"No! No! Not at all!" Betty squeaked
"Yeah, it's just passing intros. Stuff like that." Stan added, keeping the lie up.
"We met back at school. It was kinda nice." Butters smiled.
"Butters and I are on a date so we better get going." Betty laughed nervously as she tried to pull Butters away
"Oh, right. Nice talking to you." Wendy waved.
"Bye." Stan added, waving. Betty doing the same.
'What is with you Kenny.' Stan thought
"Stan? What's wrong?" Wendy asked
"Huh? Oh...nothing." Stan answered. "It's just...A lot's going on."
Wendy nodded gently at that
"I just...I just want to-I dunno. I want to make sense of all of this." Stan sighed, holding his head in his hands
*with Kenny/Betty and Butters*
"I didn't know you knew Stan." Butters spoke innocently
"Yeah, well...I saw him at school. Friend of a friend of a friend." Betty answered
"I see." Butters nodded
"So...Have you talked to your parents?" Betty asked
"No. No, I haven't." Butters shook his head.
"You're still living in the community centre?" She frowned in worry
"And my dad's now locked his card." He added
"So...homeless AND penniless...How can anyone be so cruel to their kid?" Betty frowned, knowing full well this side of the conversation
Plus she lived in a similar situation so she could relate
"What am I gonna do? I've got nothing." Butters frowned. "I-I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to bring this all down." He apologised
Betty didn't argue or say anything, kissing him
Butters was shocked, this coming from a sad talk. A very sad situation...Betty was comforting him.
He smiled and kissed back
'I'm gonna fix this. You DESERVE a good life.' Betty thought. 'I promise!'
Butters was thinking something too. 'Betty...You're the best. But in all of this strife...will come Chaos!'
*with Kyle*
Kyle was taking a walk, going out to get some stuff for dinner.
And staying away from his mother as much as possible
Yeah, she was REALLY going full out on video games.
Luckily the red tape was holding... For now
It wasn't going to be long until Sheila ripped through it all.
He was counting down in fear
He soon arrived at the supermarket. He didn't realise that he had walked all that way.
"Wow." He blinked
"Huh...guess I must be out of it." Kyle whispered, going inside to get food.
"Maybe." His game universe lover smirked
"Kala?" He whisper-shocked, seeing her standing behind her, wearing a silver and black coat and black trousers with boots. "Wh-What're you-?" He asked in shock while trying not to make a scene.
"What? I am spending time with you." She smiled
"Oh...Okay. You...you look...Wow." Kyle whispered, seeing her in human form.
"Thank you." She nodded
"Would you...Like to help?" He offered
"I would." She nodded, looping her arm with his
He nodded, smiling
The two went inside the shopping centre and went around the aisles, getting stuff what they wanted and needed...but all the while they did so, the men and women in the store were looking at the pair of them.
"Why're they staring?" Kyle whispered to her, putting a few tins of chopped tomatoes in his trolley.
"Probably at you, for getting with a lucky woman like me." Kala smiled
"You are amazing." Kyle nodded
"Thanks." Kala kissed his cheek, putting some bits in the trolley
"... Wine?" Kyle blinked
"Of course. Just a little for us." Kala winked.
Kyle just blinks again
"Come on, don't want to make this longer than needs; do we?" Kala asked, pushing forward
*With Cartman*
Cartman was... Working!
Like...ACTUALLY working! Sure he was as slow as a brick, but he was doing something!
And he was doing more than before!
Aside from causing sabotage pregnancies in people. He was actually being productive.
'Phase one, complete.' The owner thought with a smile. 'He is actually working, very impressive.'
She then went back to work herself, maintaining her composure and thoughts. 'I'll have to make sure he keeps this up. A flash of my bra every time he slacks off should do it. But not TOO often.'
'I don't want to seem easy, make him feel lazy.'
While the employer was working her own side, Cartman was working and thinking. 'Pussy, tits. Tits and pussy. Fuck, fuck slut. Slutty skank.' He thought lustfully.
'MY whore! Oh yes yes yes!'
...
As you can see, he had his priorities straight.
At least he was doing stuff right
His watch soon beeped, giving indication for lunch.
"... I can do five more minutes." He told himself
'Hm. Working into his lunch hour. Nice start.' She thought
Oh she could not wait for her plan to finish. Now to prepare stage 2
*With Craig and Tweek*
With our gay couple they were relaxing in the park
"Damn...Sophie's amazing." Craig panted
"Yes she was." Tweek nodded
"Though...Did you HAVE to shove your dick down my throat like that?" Craig asked in a small annoyance.
"She wanted me to." Tweek mumbled
"Well...All's fair in love and war and that...I was due that." Craig answered and sighed
"Only fair... Plus I kinda liked it."
"R-Really?" Tweek blushed
"Yeah." Craig nodded.
"I... Kinda want to see her again." Tweek admitted
"Really?" Craig asked, thinking they could find a few more girls to be with aside from JUST Sophie. "Don't you wanna try another girl first?"
"Well...I-I dunno...I think so. But...Sophie's special." Tweek answered
"It was JUST a one-time thing. We'll try a different girl and see who we like. Okay?" Craig answered
"Okay." Tweek nodded
"Besides...If we find other girls willing for a threesome...we MIGHT get an orgy out of it." Craig answered, thinking that if this was going well they could have a good sex-life and giggled pevertedly
"Y-You think so?" Tweek asked in shock
"Yep! You want to look around again? See if there's a nice girl to meet?"
"Sure." Tweek nodded
The two got up and began to walk off, thinking that lightning was gonna strike twice.
Eager for more fun
*With Stan*
Stan was currently sitting at his desk in his room. He was looking at his computer screen which had a hospital site on it.
He and Wendy needed to get her checked up
Heck, it may be early days, but this was REAL. They needed professionals to talk to.
They had no idea what they were doing!
"Right...appointment's today...I need to go." He whispered, closing the tab and left. "Mum, I'm headed out!"
"Okay! Be back for dinner!" She called
He quickly got his phone and called Wendy as he left his house, right out of the way of Shelly's earshot.
"Yeah? What's up Stan?" Wendy asked
"Are you ready to go to the doctors?" He asked kindly.
"Yeah. On my way to pick you up." She nodded
"Thanks...I REALLY need a license." He joked lightly
"You do." She said seriously
It didn't take long for Wendy to come along in her used car. Not that it was a junk car, but it had a few miles under its hood.
Stan walked up to and entered the car. "I'm sorry I keep bumming rides off you." Stan apologised
"We'll figure that out later." Wendy answered as she drove off to the hospital.
"Yeah." He nodded
The two were driving down, Stan keeping quiet while they got to their destination
"Right...Here we are." She whispered, seeing the hospital.
"Yeah...You ready?" He asked
"No. You?" Wendy answered, holding his hand.
"No. Let's do this." Stan swallowed his fear but admitted it.
Wendy nodded and smiled lightly
The two headed out and went inside, thinking they'd have a modicum of privacy...but unfortunately, there were more than a few angry couples in the hospital.
But they weren't mad at THEM, they were there for their own pregnancies.
A lot were there for abortions
"People, people PLEASE! If you are here for abortions, PLEASE go to the 'Unplanned Parenthood' clinic in town!" The nurses and doctors spoke respectfully.
Wendy looked around nervously, gulping
So, the crowd soon thinned out; there were still a lot of people there, but most of them left.
Stan saw how nervous Wendy was and held her hand. "It'll be alright." He whispered to her, though he was as nervous as she was. "I promise."
"I hope so." She whispered.
"Here for an abortion?" The nurse asked, seeing the two just stand at the doorway.
"No!" Wendy said passionately
"Alright, sorry. But I had to make sure. We've been swamped with unplanned pregnancies for over a week." The nurse answered, explaining the situation.
Stan and Wendy nodded in understanding
"If you can wait here please?" The nurse spoke. "There'll be a notice for you to come to which room."
"Thank you." The two answered, waiting while the nurses dealt with the rest of the other patients.
Stan was holding Wendy's hand, rubbing her back
'God...It's not just me...Why did this happen?' She thought, feeling sick at the sight of so many people who were pregnant by accident. "Why?"
"I dunno, Wendy." Stan whispered to her, saying what she may have been thinking. "I know it'll be okay."
"Thanks, Stan." She answered, the two now waiting in the hospital.
To be continued
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