South Park Teen Years
Chapter 10
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY.
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Back at the hospital, Wendy and Stan were still sitting in the waiting room. It was about an hour since we last saw them.
"Mr Marsh and Ms Testaburger?" The nurse spoke
"That's us." Stan whispered, raising his hand...albeit nervously.
"Follow me." She nodded
The two nodded and followed the nurse to a separate room, where a doctor was sitting at a desk. "Doctor, I've brought Mr Marsh and Ms Testaburger."
"Ah, good. Thank you, Nurse." The doctor answered. "So, what's the problem?"
"I'm pregnant and don't want an abortion." Wendy said quickly and calmly
"Okay, thank you for telling me. And I assume you're in your early stages?" The doctor asked kindly and professionally.
"Yes." She nodded
"Hmm, so are you both here because of this recent 'Baby Boom' due to faulty condoms?" The doctor asked, having this whole debacle from earlier.
Wendy nodded and hugged herself
"We were always careful...But...We didn't know how it happened." Stan answered, explaining the situation to the doctor.
"I understand. You two seem like well-reasoned adults." The doctor responded. "Hmm...Since you both have decided not to have an abortion...Ave you thought about adoption?" He asked calmly and respectively.
"I want to keep it." Wendy whispered
"Wendy." Stan gasped, hearing her.
"I beg your pardon? I'm afraid I didn't catch that." The doctor asked politely.
"I wanted to keep it."
"Ah...Very well." The doctor answered and nodded.
"..." Stan was silent, looking in shock
"Well, I'll make preparations for a nurse to be in contact with you." The doctor spoke
Wendy nodded calmly at that
"Now, she'll help you keep your stages and help out with your pregnancy." The doctor spoke, writing down the name.
'She-She wants to keep the baby?' Stan thought, almost ignoring the doctor. 'Keep... The baby...'
'Jesus.' He gripped his head in his hand
"...and that should be it; unless there are any questions?" The doctor asked, Stan having ignored most of it.
"I don't have any more right now." Wendy nodded "Stan?"
"Huh? Oh...Err, no. I-I dunno." Stan mumbled.
"Okay." The doctor nodded
"But if you need ANY advice or just to talk, here." The doctor spoke, handing over a number to the two of them.
"Thank you." They nodded
The two of them then left the doctor's office with the numbers in hand, being an advice bureau for pregnancies and an OB/GYN.
That was helpful." Wendy smiled
"Yeah, yeah it was." Stan mumbled, pocketing the number in his pocket.
He felt... Lost
This was real. So fucking real!
They were having a baby! He needed to get money!
Was he even ready?
"Stan? Stan, are you okay?" Wendy asked nervously.
"Yeah, fine." He lied
"Well, I'll drive you back home. Okay?" Wendy asked
"Okay." He nodded
*with Kyle*
Kyle and Kala were walking back home, carrying the bags between them. "You didn't have to do this you know."
"Of cause I should. Besides, I'm not fragile. I can hold my own." Kala answered, carrying most of the bags.
You know, monster queen and all
"True, but-" Kyle answered, trying to be civil.
"No 'but's. THEY are for you to please when we get back." Kala winked puckishly. Before kissing him gently "Got it?"
"Yes'm." He nodded quickly
"Good." She laughed
The two headed back to Kyle's home, putting the bags down to open the door and walk inside. Luckily, everyone was out for the meantime, a good thing too.
They began to put everything away, some in the kitchen and some in Kyle's room
"Um, why're you taking those upstairs?" Kyle asked, seeing fresh fruit being brought upstairs.
"Cause I want you to stay healthy. All that junk food is bad for you." She answered.
"I-Seriously?" Kyle frowned
"I want my man to live long with me." Kala pouted"... Plus some alcohol for parties."
Kyle smirked at that and nodded. "Sounds like a bloody good idea."
"I knew you'd like it." Kala smiled, leading him up the stairs
"Haha." He rolled his eyes and smiled 'She already knows me so well.'
Kyle headed upstairs to follow Kala, he had a feeling things were gonna be good.
*With Kenny*
Kenny, or rather Betty, had left Butter's as they finished their date. She was now walking around town by herself and found herself at a sex shop
'Damn...How did I end up here?' Betty thought
But she shrugged and decided to walk around, taking in the store from a woman's point of view
Inside she saw corsets, dildos, crotchless underwear, all sorts of things that caught her eyes.
She was fascinated, curious and aroused
'Holy crap! Look at all this!' Betty thought
She unconsciously began to grab several packaged dildos and bottles of lube and putting them into a small basket, as well as a few other things that were catching her eye
'Whoa. THIS, looks kinda cool.' She thought, putting a vibrator bead in the basket. 'A latex body suit? Wow, this could be perfect for a new hero costume. My old one was getting a bit torn and smelly.'
"Ah, seems like you've got taste." The sex-shop owner spoke, walking up to Betty.
"Gah!" Betty jumped, looking at the VERY busty and beautiful tattooed woman
"Light, sleek AND tight. A bit advanced for most but...You seem to know your tastes." The woman smiled
"I... Yeah. I guess." Betty blushed, making sure the suit WAS her size before she added it to her basket... As well as a ball gag and a cock ring, not even noticing she did so
'Wow, she must be a REAL nympho.' The woman thought, seeing all the toys she was buying. "So, that everything?" She asked
"I guess. How much?" Betty nodded
"Oh, you don't use money to buy stuff from this shop." She giggled "Do you see any price tags?"
Betty had a quick look around at the store and then looked at her items...and didn't see ANY tags. "Then...How do I pay for this? Fuck for it?"
"Ha! What do you think this is, a porn game?" The woman laughed wildly
"Uh...Kinda?" Betty flinched and shrugged.
"No, you don't fuck for it." She assured "However if you want to buy this stuff, you need to give SOMETHING up, Kenny."
Betty...no KENNY'S eyes widened in shock. 'Oh shit! How did she figure this out?'
"Let's say you have this stuff. And in exchange you work here?" The woman asked
"S-ure!" Betty/Kenny squeaked out before coughing. "Sure."
"Good." The woman grinned "By the way, I'm Betty." She winked before she disappeared into dust
"Betty Stotch." Her voice echoed after she disappeared
Kenny blinked in shock, he couldn't believe his eyes or ears...the only thing he could say was "The FUCK just happened?!"
*Elsewhere*
We find ourselves with Eric Cartman, he was just finishing up at work. He was still focused on his goal of fucking his boss; so, he was blind to her plan. So, he was getting slowly thinner and being a better employee.
He was now back to the weight he was when he was a kid
Still fat but...getting better.
In the front of the pharmacy, Eric's boss was keeping her head busy. Working as the cashire, she was keeping tabs on Cartman.
She was proud of her plan
True it was 'malicious' and she was 'corrupting' him...but it was Eric Cartman. She was the good person in all of this.
'I'm the good person.' she reminded herself, trying to not think about all those naughty porn games she enjoys
"Morning, Tess." Sharon Marsh spoke coming through the pharmacy doors.
"Good morning Mrs Marsh." The finally named Tess smiled
"You doing okay?" Sharon asked
"Kinda...You?" Tess asked
"It's been...difficult at home. Randy's passed out drunk on the couch again." Sharon answered
"It's Randy." Tess replied before she grinned "But you know, if you're feeling lonely." She flirted jokingly
"Tess!" Sharon laughed with a small blush. "I'm married!"
"So?"
"Well, I'm not gonna cheat on my drunkard of a husband...No matter how enticing." Sharon answered, putting down some hangover pills on the counter
"Okay, fine." She pouted
'Maybe next time, Sharon.' Tess thought as she cashed the pills and the other items Sharon asked for. "There you go." She nodded
"Thanks...See you tomorrow." Sharon answered
"Expecting some heavy drinking?" Tess asked
"Yes." She sighed
"Well, here." Tess wrote down a number on a slip of paper and handed it over to Sharon. "If you need somewhere to calm down."
"Thanks." She nodded and left
"Bye." Tess waved and sighed gently. 'Poor woman...Poor woMEN. If it's not Sharon it's some other woman in a bad relationship.'
She sat back, sighing
'Ah well...Maybe it's a night with 'Marcy and Bonnie'.' She thought thinking about her porno collection.
She gently put her chin on her palm and grumbled
'Well...I guess it can't be helped.' She sighed and continued to work.
To be continued
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