Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter.
Hermione was bored. Dumbledore had forbidden her to go anywhere near Snape over the weekend, (apparently she was causing Snape an extreme amount stress) so hence the current boredom.
She missed annoying Sevvie, seeing his little face frown when she asked him random questions... Ah well, Professor McGonagall would have to do.
When Hermione found Professor McGonagall, she was talking to Professor Sprout, which Hermione thought was a jackpot.
"Hi Minnie, hi Brussels. I'm bored entertain me, puppets," Hermione said.
The Professors shared a look, both asking which one of them should deal with Hermione.
"Miss Granger, we are not your Puppets, and you're old enough to entertain yourself," Professor McGonagall told a now pouting Hermione.
"But Minnie, if you and Brussels aren't my puppets, then who is?" Hermione asked.
Professor Sprout looked at McGonagall as if to say, "she's one of your cubs, you deal with her".
"Miss Granger, I don't know, nor do I care, who your puppets are, and stop calling me Minnie, and stop calling Professor Sprout Brussels, you're being very disrespectful," Professor McGonagall said irritably.
Hermione was insulted. Her being disrespectful?! Never!
"You've just made the list, Minnie,along with Sevvie and Harry's toenails. You'll rue the day you ever messed with Hermione Jean, I want a pony, Granger!" Hermione declared before storming off, laughing insanely along the way.
Professor McGonagall rolled her eyes. Seriously, the girl threatens people with her list all the time. Being on it couldn't honestly be THAT bad.
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