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Snape knew, Hermione was going to be extra annoying in detention, but he did make the deal with her in potions, mind due, at that moment he'd snogged the Dark Lord just to shut her up.

"I'm here, Sevvie," Hermione called out happily, entering the potions classroom.

"Yes, Miss Granger, I'm well aware of that," Snape grimaced

Hermione made her way to her usual seat, if you're gonna annoy, do it in comfort, that was Hermione's,"motto.

"Guess what I did today Sevvie?," Hermione asked.

Snape rolled his eyes, he hated her stupid guessing games,

"Rode a unicorn, dressed up as father Christmas while burping the alphabet," Snape guessed, coming up with the most ridiculous thing he could think of.

"Close, but no Sevvie , I wrote a song and you're going to be the first to hear it," Hermione said excitedly.

Snape let out a groan, Hermione just ignored him an , began to sing ...

" Oh Sevvie poo , Sevvie poo !
Oh Harry, Harry!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I'm perfect !
Give me a sign,
Buy me a pony Harry one more time!
Oh Sevvie poo , Sevvie poo !
Oh Fred, Fred!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're silly !
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're silly !
Oh Sevvie poo , Sevvie poo !
Oh George , George !
I think I did it again,
I made you believe talking chickens ,
Oh George !
To drink tea like that is just so typically me.
Oh Sevvie poo , Sevvie poo !
Oops!.. I did it again!
I flew a dragon !
Oh Sevvie poo , Sevvie poo !
Oh Ron, Ron!
I think I made you believe water.
Oops!.. You think water.
Oh Sevvie poo , Sevvie poo !
I'm not that mean!
You see my problem is this,
evil bunnies ,
Wishing A talking goat.
Oh Sevvie poo , Sevvie poo !
Oh Harry, Harry!
Oh Fred, Fred!
Oh George , George !
Oh Ron, Ron!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I'm perfect !
Give me a sign,
Buy me a pony Harry one more time! "

Snape cleared his throat, "That was very, very," Snape said, stuck on what to say.

"Very, awesome I know," Hermione said grinning, while tapping her fingers on the table.

"Sure, if you don't mind Miss Granger, I'm beginning to get headache, please leave," Snape pleaded.

Hermione left the classroom, wondering what her next song should be about.

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