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Harry and Ron had asked many times, why Hermione was still acting insane, her reply was always the same " a dragon, is a dragon and I am, I "; after a while they stopped asking and just accepted the fact, that their best friend was as random, as a frog burping the alphabet.
So, when she said she going to steal the sword of Gryffindor, so she could slay Dumbledore's beard, they took no notice, believing it to be another one of her random saying, but unfortunately, for Gryffindor, Hermione wasn't joking.
Great Hall Dinner time
Every member of staff, and every students eyes were on Hermione,Hermione was standing there,dressed in a bright yellow bunny costume, clutching the sword of Gryffindor in her right hand.
"I have come to slay the demonic beard that has taken over Dumbledore's chin and nothing shall stop me from doing so," Hermione said seriously.
"Miss Granger, what in Merlin's name are you doing?,"Came the stern voice of Professor McGonagall.
Hermione rolled her eyes, "I just told you, I've come to slay Dumbles beard, because its demonic and I've just become a demon hunter," Hermione told her.
The Headmaster gave a small chuckle, before being silenced by a stern glare, from Professor McGonagall, "Miss Hranger, you are not a demon hunter, you will not be slaying the Headmaster beard, but you will be losing Gryffindor a hundred points for threatening a member of staff with a sword while wearing a bunny costume," Professor McGonagall said.
Hermione glared at her Professor, "I'll Sue you, I'll Sue Hogwarts, , the whole wizarding world then you'll sorry, because then I'll be the richest pumpkin in the whole universe," Hermione said, nefore dropping the sword of Gryffindor, and sitting at the Gryffindor table acting as if it was perfectly normal thing to threaten your headmaster with a sword while dressed in a bunny costume.
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