Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
The task of having to oversee Hermione's detention had become a very unpleasant thing for the staff to do.
So they started drawing straws and unfortunately for Professor Flitwick, he had drawn the shortest draw that day, but for the rest of the staff they would have a peaceful and calm evening.
Professor Flitwick knew the moment Hermione entered his classroom dressed in a lime green ballet outfit, smirking that she was going to make the detention as difficult possible.
Hermione was silent for two minutes, before she got bored, "Professor, what does a pumpkin, a chicken and Professor Snape all have in common?," Hermione asked.
"What do they all have in common, Miss Granger?," Professor Flitwick asked.
"I don't know, that's why I asked you, Professor," Hermione said, shrugging her shoulders.
"I don't know either, Miss Granger," Professor Flitwick said.
"Your lying, you do know, you just don't want to tell me," Hermione wailed.
Professor Flitwick tried to think up an excuse that would appease Hermione, "You're right, Miss Granger, I do know, the thing they all have in common is they all like cheeses," Professor Flitwick told her.
" Yay!, I knew they all shared something," Hermione said.
It seemed that after Hermione had got an answer to her question, she would settle down, for all of five minutes, "Professor Flitwick, did you know that I'm a ballerina now?," Hermione said
"I didn't know you did ballet, Miss Granger," Professor Flitwick said.
"I don't do ballet Professor, I'm just a ballerina," Hermione said
"Miss Granger, you have to do ballet to be a ballerina," Flitwick told her.
Hermione looked at him as if he'd lost the plot, "I AM TOO, A BALLERINA SO LIVE LONG AND SUCK IT, "Hermione shouted.
Professor Flitwick had two choices, agree or get into an argument on why she wasn't a Ballerina, "Fine Miss Granger, you're a ballerina," Flitwick said.
Hermione who wasn't that easy to appease decided she was going to leave, "I'm leaving and your never going to see me again," Hermione said, before slamming the charms classroom door.
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