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Severus Snape was not happy about being in charge of another one of Hermione's detentions.
And didn't see why the majority, of the time it had to be him, he swore he was being punished for something he'd done in a earlier life.
The worse thing about the detention that night was that he'd been ordered to talk to Hermione about why she felt the need to break into Malfoy Manor. An any conversation with Hermione turned into rambling nonsense.
Hermione entered the potions classroom in whistling a happy tune and skipping, dressed in glitter covered robe.
Hermione had sat in detention for five minutes when Snape decided to broach the subject of her escapades at Malfoy Manor,
"Miss Granger, I have been asked to ask you why you broke into Malfoy Manor as many times as you have?," Snape asked, knowing he'd probably never get the real reason.
"Um, Voldemort made me," Hermione lied.
"The Dark Lord did not make you break into Malfoy Manor," Snape told her.
"He might do one day," Hermione said childish
"Well he hasn't yet, so can you just tell me why you actually felt the need to leave school and break into a Death eaters house?," Snape asked, sometimes felt he'd get a clearer answer from a brick wall.
"Why should I know?," Hermione asked.
"Because you're you' Snape said, beginning to get irritated.
"If I'm me and you're you , what in Merlin's name am I going on about?," Hermione asked, with a puzzled expression.
"I gave trying to figure out what you were going on about a long time ago," Snape said.
"A wise decision Sevvie," Hermione told him.
"Don't call me Sevvie," Snape snapped.
"Okay Sevvie," Hermione said cheerfully.
"Do you ever listen to word anyone say?,"' Snape asked.
"An apple told me told to break into your room and steal all spoons, but I said " no Mr. Bad apple," Hermione said, wagging her finger at a non existing apple and completely ignoring Snapes question.
"I take that as a no Snape," muttered to himself, he so was not getting paid enough to have to deal with Hermione.
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Snape didn't find out why Hermione broke into Malfoy Manor, but he did find out lots of useless information about how Hermione had once dreamt a parrot and a butterfly had a sword fight. A chicken ate all of Gryffindors Homework and that Hermione suspected that Draco Malfoy and the giant squid were the same person.
No matter what Dumbledore or McGonagall said Snape swore to himself that someone else was hosting Hermiones detention the next day.
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