Hermione day had been a busy and she hadn't even been in detention yet. At breakfast she caused a food fight. In charms she turned Flitwick blue after he told her to stop poking Neville with a quill . Got kicked out of potions after she blew up her cauldron and screamed " The pixies have returned to kill me". At lunch she bit Ron after he spilt her pumpkin juice and transfiguration had been a particular busy lesson for Hermione because she had to try and stop an invisible tiger from eating McGonagall.
A still blue Professor Flitwick was the one who had the unfortunate pleasure of being in charge of Hermiones detention that evening.
He tried to persuade one of the other professors to have her detention, but was told "it's your turn deal with it".
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Detention was Hermiones favourite part of the day because it meant she got to annoy her professors on a one to one bases.
Not that she didn't enjoy annoying them with other students because she did, but Hermione found she could be twice as annoying without the distraction of her classmates.
Hermione arrived to detention in wearing a favorite lime green glitter covered hat, the hat went really well dyed lime green uniform.
'Professor blue is really your color' Hermione said as she entered the classroom.
'Miss Granger sit down' Professor Flitwick told Hermione.
'I would professor, but I'm pretty sure the chairs want to eat me' Hermione said trying to sound serious, but failing
'Miss Granger I promise you no chair is going to eat you' Flitwick said trying to get Hermione sit down.
'If I sit down and a chair eats me an I die I'm coming as a ghost to haunt you until you die and when you die and come back as a ghost I'll annoy you for eternity' Hermione told him in a sing song voice.
'Miss Granger if a chair eats you I'll be more than happy to let your ghost haunt me now please sit down' Flitwick said trying not to get irritated with Hermione.
Once Hermione had sat down and hadn't been eaten Professor Flitwick said she could read or catch up on her homework, but Hermione didn't want to she wanted to discuss why Professor McGonagall had forbidden her to contact Voldemort ever again.
'Professor why aren't I allowed to write to Voldemort?' Hermione asked while tearing a corner parchment of her potions assignment.
'Miss Granger you're here for detention not to talk about He -who must -not -be named' Flitwick said
'Sevvie would let me talk about Voldemort' Hermione said pouting.
'Professor Snape would not let you talk about He-Who-Must-Not-Be Named' Flitwick told Hermione.
'Yes he would…in fact I'm going to find Sevvie now and talk about Voldemort so live long and suck it' Hermione said before storming out the classroom.
Professor Flitwick didn't even bother trying to call Hermione back, she was Snapes problem now.
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