The staff and students of Hogwarts were on high alert; they hadn't seen Hermione all morning which meant she was up to something and that something was never good.
What was even scarier was that Professor Snape was also missing and everyone the sneaking suspicion Hermione was involved with him being missing.
What horror was being inflicted on the poor man nobody knew, but they all felt sorry for him which is something many never thought they feel for Snape.
Hermione turned up at lunchtime looking rather pleased with herself, there was no sign of Snape.
Harry had been the first to question her about where she had been and whether she had seen Snape or not, but Hermione told him "All shall be revealed my friend" and then proceeded to stare into space.
Professor McGonagall tried next to get an answer where she had been and what happened to Snape, but she too got an answer similar to Harry's, "All shall be revealed Professor" and once again Hermione stared into space.
Dumbledore was the third and final person to ask Hermione where she had been and where Snape was, but unlike Harry and Professor McGonagall he got an answer that stunned the whole hall in silence.
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'He's on his honeymoon with his wife' Hermione said cheerfully.
'Miss Granger, Professor Snape isn't married' Dumbledore said.
'Um… I was at the wedding yes he is' Hermione said, as if she was explaining to a three year old.
'What wedding?' Dumbledore asked genuinely curious.
'Snape's and Umbridge's wedding, it was such a beautiful service' Hermione said dreamily.
'Why would Snape marry Umbridge?' Harry asked, his face showing nothing, but disgust at having to think about it.
'Because I gave him a love potion' Hermione said, earning herself horrified stares at what she had done.
'Miss Granger why would you do something that horrible to Professor Snape?' Dumbledore asked shocked that Hermione could inflict Umbridge on anyone.
'He refused to help me give you a love potion so you'd marry Umbridge, so I gave him one instead' Hermione explained.
'Ewww you were going to give me a love potion to marry the toad' Dumbledore said, his face turning green.
'Yep' Hermione said grinning.
'I thought you were nuts Hermione,
but your not you are just plain evil'Harry told his best friend.
'I AM NOT EVIL' Hermione shrieked.
' Okay you're not evil, just don't shriek again' Harry said rubbing his ears.
'I wonder if Snape and Umbridge have had sex yet?' Hermione asked causing many people to gag.
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