Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Hermione was trouble which was nothing new because she was always in trouble, but what was new was that some how gotten dragged into her antics.
Hermione and Draco were sitting opposite their heads of house; who were waiting for the teens excuses. They did not have to wait long.
00000000000000000000000000000000 "Its all her fault, I was trying to stop her I swear" Draco said, pointing at Hermione.
"Hey wait a sausage, I didn't need stopping I was doing a good thing" Hermione said with a slight pout.
"In what universe is it a good thing to destroy part of the school?" Snape asked.
"It was only the dungeons, get over it" Hermione said.
"Yes well thanks to both of your antics we now have to find a place for the Slytherin students to sleep" Professor McGonagall said sternly.
"For the last time I was trying to stop her. It's not my fault she's to crazy to be talked out of things" Draco whined.
"Miss Granger did Mister Malfoy tried to talk you out of blowing up the dungeons?" Snape asked
"How should I know it happened a hundred years ago I've forgotten the details" Hermione said, with dismissive wave in Snape's direction.
"It happened twenty minutes ago" Draco said.
"What happened twenty minutes ago?" Hermione asked confused.
"You blowing up the dungeons." Snape informed her.
"Oh yeah, that was really funny especially when Malfoy tried to stop me, but couldn't because he's a little twerp" Hermione chuckled.
"I am not a twerp" Draco said glaring at Hermione.
"Hey Malfoy, when did you get here?" Hermione asked, with what looked like genuine surprise that he was there.
"Can I go?, because she is really doing my head in" Draco asked.
"Of course you can Mister Malfoy, Professor Snape I will deal with Miss Granger" Professor McGonagall said.
00000000000000000000000000000000 Once Draco and Snape had left Professor McGonagall tried to get to the bottom of Hermione antics.
"Miss Granger, why did you blow up the dungeons?" Professor McGonagall.
"Because I wanted to see if it was possible to blow up an entire section of Hogwarts and I could; which means I am awesome so Voldemort can go suck a lemon" Hermione said, doing an air punch.
"What does He Who Must Not Be Named have to do with this?" Professor McGonagall.
"Well last was our monthly poker game and we got to chatting about why he doesn't just blow up part of the castle to get in and he said wasn't possible to do, but I said it could be done" Hermione explained.
"Miss Granger you were unconscious in the hospital last night so none of that happened" Professor McGonagall told her, while trying to figure out if Hermione was insane or was just acting.
"It happened in my head" Hermione said.
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