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Harry was sleeping peacefully when he was awoken by Hermione screaming in his ear.
Now Harry loved Hermione like the sister he had never had, but waking him up at three in the morning was not on.
He tried to tell Hermione that, but was dragged out from his cosy bed to the Gryffindor common room by a hypo Hermione.
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"What is so important you had to wake me up?" Harry groaned.
"Well, I need you to let Voldemort kill you so I can get my hands on the spoon of awesome" Hermione said, as if that was the most normal request in the world.
"Hermione I'm not letting Voldemort kill me so you can get a spoon" Harry told Hermione who was looking at him like he
"It's an awesome spoon, and why the hell not?" Hermione asked, pouting.
"Because I'm not and you can stop pouting Now" Harry Ordered.
"I hate you and I'm going to tell my Sevvie on you" Hermione said, before storming of leaving Harry standing there.
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Snape woke up to see his worst nightmare staring at him, Hermione.
Letting out a groan he sat up because he knew no matter how much he begged she wouldn't just go away so he might as well just let her whine and annoy him.
"Sevvie Harry's mean" Hermione said, in a childish voice that remind Snape of Bellatrix.
"And you want me to do about this what exactly?" Snape asked, wishing he could go back to the days where he only had to worry about the Dark Lord bumping him off.
"Feed him to a flock of hungry owls" Hermione suggested.
"How about I don't and you go away" Snape said hopefully.
"That's nice isn't it, first Harry won't let Voldemort kill him and then you tell me to go away!" Hermione huffed
"What's this about Potter and the Dark Lord?" Snape asked.
"Well, I want Harry to let Voldemort kill him so I can have an awesome spoon, but the git refused" Hermione whined.
"How about you go away and I will get you the awesome spoon and Potter won't have to die for it?" Snape asked.
"Okay, but if you don't get me that spoon I'll break your legs using a crayon and feather" Hermione said in voice she thought was threatening, but it just sound childish.
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