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Any sane person would see an angry Professor McGonagall and run away, but Hermione wasn't sane.
She thought annoying her head of year was better than running away.
Which why she was following an annoyed McGonagall around.
"Minnie, I don't like oranges" Hermione said as if she was sharing the most important secret.
"Miss Granger, I don't care how you feel about oranges" McGonagall told her, walking briskly as she hoped to lose Hermione.
"I think you should care about what your students dislike" Hermione told McGonagall with a smile on her face.
"You also think unicorns are plotting to kill the headmaster, so I can safely say what you think doesn't matter" Professor McGonagall informed Hermione.
"Um I don't think unicorns are trying to kill the headmaster, I know they are" Hermione said seriously.
"No they're not and I wish you'd get over this obsession with people and creatures trying to kill the headmaster" Professor McGonagall sighed.
"I am not obsessed with anything except, coconuts" Hermione said with mock outrage.
"You are allergic to coconuts" Professor McGonagall said.
"Yes, that's why I'm obsessed with them and how did you know that?" Hermione asked.
"You told me, when you thought the house elves were trying to kill you by putting it in your food" Professor McGonagall said, amazed at how Hermione could forget telling her about as it only happened two days before.
"Oh yeah and it wasn't house elves, it was a house elf and I maintain he was trying to kill me just because I painted him blue" Hermione whined.
"Why did you paint a house elf blue?" Professor McGonagall asked.
"So, it'd look like a smurf" Hermione said as if it was obvious.
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Author Note: I'm thinking of leaving this as the last chapter and writing longer version