The Legends Still Live On
Bogen Zwei: Es ist Prawda!
Kapitel Fünf: Absolut spaß!
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Pravda's four leaders were walking through one of the development blocks aboard the Kiev, but Nonna soon spotted a playground in the area.
"Katyusha, it's a park," she told Katyusha. "Do you want to go play?"
"Don't treat me like a child!" Katyusha sharply retorted.
"Hey, Sasha, why don't you go play with her?" Nudelmann suggested with a calm demeanor.
"What?!" Sasha reacted in surprise. "Why am I doing this der'mo?!"
Nonna then looked to Sasha with a glare. "What did Nudelmann and I tell you about using language, Sasha?" she questioned in a manner only a mother could pull off.
Sasha gulped in a bit of fear at Nonna's current mood. "Okay, okay, I'll do it," he relented as he gave up and entered the park with Katyusha.
First up, Sasha and Katyusha came up to a slide, and the shorter of them began climbing up the ladder behind it. Nonna and Nudelmann looked on from nearby with calm smiles.
"Jeez, what's supposed to be interesting about this?" Katyusha wondered as she sat atop the slide and prepared to slide down.
"Only from a physics and an engineering perspective are slides even remotely interesting," Sasha opined as he held onto Katyusha's hand while she slid down.
After the slide, the two went into the sand box. Nonna and Nudelmann kneeled beside the sand box with calm smiles as they watched the two smaller Russians play.
"This is so boring!" Katyusha complained as she built a sand sculpture of a KV-2.
"There's a limit to child's play, you know!" Sasha implied to the two taller Russians that were simply looking on at the smaller Russians like how parents would look at their children. Sasha was concurrently building a scale replica of a Polikarpov I-16 Type 28 out of sand. It was flawless in its appearance, and it even flew as a bonus.
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Later, Nonna and Nudelmann had pulled away the two smaller Russians and led them away with their hands as they headed down the street again.
"You're both covered in dirt," Nonna observed wth a smile as she held onto Katyusha's hand and led her onward.
"Let's get a bath once we get back home," Nudelmann suggested with a smile as he held onto Sasha's hand and led him back home with the girls.
"Da..." Katyusha and Sasha responded simultaneously in a bit of a daze. They were indeed dirty from their time in the sand, as Nonna observed.
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Later at their home, all four of them were in a large bathroom wrapped in towels. Nonna was currently filling the large tub within with water.
"I'm filling it with hot water now," she notified the other three.
During the wait, Sasha had been fiddling with a spray nozzle he modified as he tried attaching it to the shower head. All the while, he had a mischievous grin.
Eventually, he finished and aimed his creation at Nudelmann. "Your ass is unprotected, Nudelmann!" he declared as he opened fire with cold water from the shower head. The new nozzle Sasha fitted had greatly flattened out the trajectory of the spraying, and so Nudelmann got sprayed with cold water almost continuously, a very unpleasant experience.
Sasha soon ceased his fire, and Nudelmann slowly turned around in his current drenched state. Sasha noticed he didn't look pleased at all, and he lost his grin.
"Where's the apology?" Nudelmann coldly demanded.
"Akh, blyad'," Sasha could only react with as he froze stiff.
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A little later, everyone was in the bath. Nonna and Nudelmann were both relaxing beside each other as they sighed, and Katyusha and Sasha were beside each other while Sasha relaxed. Katyusha, however, wasn't relaxing.
She was staring at Nonna's rack, which was currently floating up at the waterline, and she grew jealous of the sight.
Katyusha then thought of an idea as evidenced by her change in facial expressions. She took two wet towels and two balloons, and she set the towels atop the balloons after blowing up the balloons. She then let them rest in the water ahead of her so as to mimic the was Nonna's rack was.
Katyusha looked satisfied and triumphant with her idea. However, Nonna didn't appear pleased or humored, and she gave a look to Sasha.
Sasha caught her look and rolled his eyes as he grabbed a seal pick from his clothes that were within reach of the bath. He then quickly popped both balloons before Katyusha could even react, and he then put back his tool.
"Awwwwww," Katyusha whined.
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As their bath wore on, Katyusha eventually fell asleep. She chose to rest against Sasha's chest as she slept.
Sasha then grew an idea, and he used his hands to spray Katyusha's face with water.
"Ah!" Katyusha shot awake after being rudely awakened. She then looked around on instinct to find who did it. She only found Nonna and Nudelmann watching from across.
She then looked behind at Sasha, who was relaxing for the moment. Then Nudelmann surprised Katyusha by quickly spraying her in the face from range.
"Ah!" the tiny Russian cried out upon being struck by Nudelmann's brief but accurate fire.
"Sleeping while in the bath can cause you to faint," Sasha calmly remarked from behind her. Katyusha turned around to face him with a pissed expression. "So you need to be careful, Katyusha."
Katyusha immediately tried to spray him, but Sasha ducked down below the water and dodged in anticipation. He then lurked around in the water for some time.
Katyusha looked around in paranoia to find him, but during that time she also realized that Nonna and Nudelmann had done the same and descended into the water. She was now even more on edge with the knowledge that three people were hunting her.
Eventually, Nonna popped out right in front of her and sprayed her in the face.
"Ah!" Katyusha cried out as she got hit again.
Soon, she recovered from the surprise attacks. "Sasha, you better prepare yourself!" she said in determination.
"You're too weak, Katyusha," Sasha taunted.
"Watch it, Nonna," Nudelmann forewarned.
"You're going to get it, too, Nudelmann," Nonna retorted.
Soon enough, the four Russians in the bath ended up somehow devolving into performing very, very dirty deeds if the sounds of pleasure from within the bathroom were anything to consider. Such sounds continued on for some time before all grew silent and only the relieved breaths after said pleasure were heard.
Soon, the doors to the bathroom opened, and out stepped the four Russians wrapped in towels and in a very disoriented state. They all still had a blush from their pleasure time, as well.
Katyusha was barely hanging on to Sasha as she rode on his back, and Sasha was barely able to stand as he swayed back and forth in his steps. Nonna and Nudelmann were in similar states, as Nonna rested upon Nudelmann's back winded and Nudelmann walked with very little coordination.
"I feel dizzy..." Nudelmann remarked in a daze. The other three Russians dazedly nodded in agreement as they struggled to continue onward.
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The next day, many of Pravda's students had caught wind of what the four Pravda leaders had done.
"Hey, comrades Katyusha, Nonna, Sasha, and Nudelmann last night, I heard..." one girl gossiped.
"My! Those four getting dizzy is what's so cute about it!" the girl with her remarked.
"Hey, did you hear? Comrades Katyusha, Sasha, Nonna, and Nudelmann..." Nina began.
"I heard it, I heard it!" Alina excitedly replied. She then raised her finger. "Last night..."
"Good God! Comrades Katyusha and Sasha, and comrades Nonna and Nudelmann!" another girl awed.
"Doing those deeds!" another girl similarly spoke.
"Together!" yet another girl spoke in a similar fan-girl tone.
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Soon, two visitors came by to Katyusha's office. Also present with Katyusha and Nonna were Sasha and Nudelmann.
"I heard something about you all doing 'something exciting while naked,'" Arthur implied with a grin. He and Darjeeling were by the open entry door, and they each held a cup of tea as they held grins directed at the Russians.
"Tell us, where did you get that information?" all four Russians requested with no evident changes in their expressions.
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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