The Arts of Warfare aren't just about the fights. It's also about everyone that participates in them, including what they do every day outside of combat. What happens when the Panzerkraft girls are let loose in their everyday lives? Very interesting things. What about if the Jägermeistern guys are included as well? Get ready for a lot of tomfoolery. Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
Aboard the Zuikaku, the Ooarai Panzerkraft and Jägermeistern teams were getting ready to start another joint practice. It wasn't one of their big practices involving large amounts of coordination. It was just a practice for the sake of keeping in top condition, and as such everyone was still in their school uniforms.
As David climbed into the FAMO and settled behind the wheel, he noticed through the vision slit a puppy Dachshund just sitting there on the hood minding its own business. David then chose to climb out of the hatch above him and reach out for the Dachshund.
"Jeez, you were already waiting for us, Anton?" he asked the dog. He had a small relaxed smile as he petted the Dachshund.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Anton," Herz began as he approached David and the Dachshund. "We haven't yet found a way to return you to a human."
"But don't worry, Anton," David spoke up. "We'll definitely find a way to return you to normal."
Both David and Herz then started playing around with the Dachshund. Meanwhile, the real Anton was sitting within the FAMO at his post while he messed with the radio. He was also listening to David and Herz in the meantime.
"Oh, that's strange," David noted. "Have you been starving yourself, Anton? You've been real negligent about your health, Anton."
"No, you mustn't lick there, Anton," Herz said. "Jeez, quit being such a child, Anton."
Anton simply rolled his eyes as he continued messing with the radio and keeping updated. "These guys are fucking crazy," he muttered. He then chose to speak into the radio. "Bubi, you won't believe the things these guys are doing now."
"Oh? What's going on down there?" Erich asked over the radio. He was already in the air in his Bf 109 K-4.
"These guys are treating a Dachshund like it was actually me."
"Oh." Erich remained silent for a few seconds before continuing. "Yeah, that does sound really odd. But hey, you're their Kommandeur."
Anton grew a bit confused at Erich's words for a few seconds. He then realized what he meant as he grew an expression of mock anger. "Oh, fuck you too, Bubi!"
All he heard over the radio was Erich laughing.
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Part of Projekt Jägermeistern.
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