So this is a chapter I randomly had an idea for. Oh, who am I kidding? Every chapter is random. Well, this one involves some supernatural crap while I work on my first chapter that's based off an actual episode as well as writing a Christmas. I want to finish this one and then spend the rest of the days leading up to Christmas writing my Christmas chapter. That one… that one features a character I need to work on, and then the episode chapter will be out after New Year's. I'll have plenty of time to work since both my college courses end on Wednesday and I only have three exams besides those. And one of those exams is band. WHOO! BEING A SENIOR RULES!

Anyway, onto the chapter. And before I forget, if you haven't found it yet, you need to read the "New Kid Stories" series by JustCallMeButtlord. There's only two, but they're both good stories. One is "Vaccinations Don't Cause Zombies!" and the other one is "I Need an Adult". Give them a read and support the author! She's better than me…

Also, I got my first negative comment on this story. Thank you, … *checks name,*… Liz. You were a guest, so I couldn't reply to you through PM, but thank you for the feedback. I know Kimmy was unlikable. Even the real Kimmy said she didn't like her. She's only going to appear from time to time, and her next appearance won't be for a while. Also, I wasn't trying to make her part of the show. The Greek mythology chapter was just a thing I did on a whim because the story of Eros and Psyche is my favorite myth and I wanted to include it. It was just something I did for fun, and I know it was a boring chapter. I know this story is cringe, because it's something I'm writing for personal entertainment while I'm on my South Park kick. At any rate, I don't mind if people leave constructive criticism. Also, please keep your reviews related to the story. No "fuck my ass and call me Fernando" like I've gotten on other stories, okay?

OWTF!

South Park, despite its reputation as a 'quiet little mountain town', was anything but. Supernatural forces, celebrities, psychopathic fourth-graders, extremist politicians, and natural disasters plagued the town on a seemingly weekly basis. It would've driven normal people crazy, but the people of South Park weren't normal. An immortal fourth-grader. A kid who forced a high-schooler to eat his own parents. A three-year-old genius. A former Jersey beauty queen with a vindictive streak that could kill. The devil's little sister. Some of the stupidest adults in the world.

Despite all this, there were normal days where people just went about their lives and nothing bad happened.

Today was not one of those days.

It started off normal, like most days did. People went about their everyday business: work, school, drinking, drugs… etc. In fact, our 'heroes' were just waiting at the bus stop, waiting to go to school like they normally did. Kate had a book with her, as usual, along with her earbuds in. She was leaning against the sign for the bus while the boys argued.

"I'm just sayin', Jews are confirmed as the worst religion in the world!" Cartman sneered at Kyle. "They killed Jesus!"

"Shut up, Fatass! That doesn't mean I killed Jesus!"

"Stupid Jew. Everyone knows all Jews are descendants of the ones that killed Jesus, so technically, you did kill Jesus. Right, Kate?"

"Huh?" Kate took out one earbud and looked at her brother. "What did you say?"

"Jews killed Jesus. You know that, right?"

"Actually, Jesus was Jewish. The people who crucified him are the Romans, not the Jews, and that was only because they didn't like that people liked him so much."

"WHAT?!"

"It's in the Bible, idiot."

"Huh, I didn't know that," Kyle remarked, his respect for Kate growing.

"Now, can I enjoy my book please?"

"What are you even reading?" Cartman asked.

"Fairy tales."

"We're too old for fairy tales," Stan sighed.

"Not these fairy tales. These are the originals, where there was a lot of rape, murder, and incest."

"The fuck?!" all four yelped.

"In the original 'Sleeping Beauty', she got raped by a passing king and gave birth to twins while she was still asleep. She only woke up when one of the babies sucked the splinter out of her finger."

"DUDE!" Cartman gasped. "What about 'The Little Mermaid'? There's no way that includes murder."

"No, but it does involve the sea witch cutting out the mermaid's tongue and the mermaid dying when the prince marries another girl." She smiled as she shut the book. "Fairy tales were originally written for adults, not kids. I love the stories because the magic feels real in them."

"Magic's not real!"

"Maybe to you, but as long as I have fairy tales, it'll be real to me."

"That's… really sweet, Kate," Kyle commented.

"I know, but they're just stories, anyway." She tucked a piece of hair behind her ear as the bus drove up. "It's not like the Evil Queen is going to appear and put a curse on us or something."

"Yeah, good thing, 'cause we'd kick her ass," Cartman agreed.

Little did they know that their little conversation was being watched.

"So, those little brats think I'm not real?" the Queen asked. "I'll show them!"

"How?" the fairy from 'Sleeping Beauty' asked. "They're not exactly the type to take apples from a stranger or go near a spinning wheel."

"We'll show them. The girl is the one we need to trick. She believes in the magic."

"Oh, sure," the Sea Witch said sarcastically. "She's smart, so she'll totally be easy to curse."

"That's where we use Glamour," the Queen replied, pulling out a potion. "We'll sneak into her school and curse her somehow."

"An apple!" the Fairy cheered. "We'll give out apples at lunch and ensure she eats it, falling into a death-sleep!"

"Brilliant. Glamours are my thing, anyway," the Sea Witch muttered, rolling her eyes from her giant fishbowl.

"Let's go, ladies." The Evil Queen dipped an apple in the poison, laughing maniacally.

"…so then, instead of the Wolf eating Red Riding Hood, he sleeps with her then eats her," Cartman finished. Kate gave him an odd look.

"Cartman, that's how the original story goes," she told him in surprise.

"Wait, really?!"

"Yes." They moved closer to the lunch line. "There's no Huntsman, either. He only pops up in later interpretations."

"Oh."

"Hello, kids!" a woman with a friendly face greeted them as they approached. "Today, we have something delicious for you!"

"Hey, where's Chef?" Kyle asked.

"He's sick today," the woman replied. "I'm filling in."

"Oh."

"Here!" She put an apple on each of their trays, saving Kate's for last since she was the last in their little line. All five gave her a nervous smile since they had no clue who she was. "Have a nice day, kids!"

"That was weird," Stan commented.

"Yeah, Chef's never sick," Kyle agreed.

"Everyone gets sick from time to time," Kate scoffed. "And there were apples today. I love apples."

"Lemme guess, Snow White actually died from the apple," Cartman teased.

"No, actually, the apple was the third attempt the Queen made to kill Snow White. And it just got caught in her throat."

"I hate your versions."

They all sat down at their table. Kate listened to her brother and his friends argue as she felt something come over her.

Eat the apple.

She blinked, wondering where the voice came from as she unconsciously reached for the apple. She lifted it to her mouth and took a deep bite. She chewed and swallowed. Almost as soon as she did, her eyelids grew heavy and she felt herself losing consciousness.

"Cartman, you—" Kyle yelled, then stopped when he saw Kate's eyes roll back in her head and she fell backward. "Kate!"

She hit the floor, the apple rolling from her hand, a single bite taken from it.

"OH MY GOD!" Cartman screeched, kneeling next to his sister. A bunch of other kids gathered around, confused as to what had just happened.

"What happened?!" Wendy asked Stan.

"I don't know! She just… passed out!" he replied.

"It's like what we were just talking to her about: 'Snow White'!" Kyle informed Wendy.

"B-but that's just a story!"

"No, my dear." They all looked to see the friendly-faced woman grinning menacingly. "You dared deny our existence, so we cursed the one who believed!"

"WAKE UP, KATE!" Cartman shook her like a Magic 8 Ball, trying to bring her back to the land of the living.

"Oh, poor dear. It's the same curse used on my stepdaughter and that stupid little princess."

"She's just asleep!" Bebe sighed in relief.

"All we need to do is find her true love," Butters said matter-of-factly.

"Butters, Kate's been telling us how the stories we know are bullshit all morning!" Cartman snapped. "It's not gonna be that simple!"

"Oh, and just for fun, if you can't break the curse in 72 hours, she'll sleep forever!" the woman sneered.

"Shit! I'm so grounded!" Cartman whimpered.

"Bye-bye!" The woman vanished as Chef entered the room.

"Hello, children!" he greeted everyone. "What happened?"

"Kate's been cursed!" Kyle told him.

"Cursed? No, children, she's just unconscious. We'd better get her to the hospital."

At Hell's Pass Hospital, the boys were waiting for the doctor to diagnose Kate. Their parents were with them, all just as nervous.

"Ms. Cartman?" the doctor said, coming out.

"That's me!" Liane replied, standing up. "I'm Ms. Cartman."

"I think you and your son had best come with me."

They followed the doctor down the hall to Kate's room. She was hooked up to an IV and a heart monitor. She looked tiny in her hospital bed, seemingly in a peaceful sleep.

"I've been a doctor for a long time, ma'am. I've never seen a case like this. Usually, with a loss of consciousness, there's a cause. Blows to the head, near-fatal injuries, illness… your daughter is perfectly healthy. It's almost as if… it's magic."

"Yeah, she's cursed!" Kyle snapped. "She took a bite out of an apple and fell asleep!"

"Kid, I'm a medical professional, not a wizard. She's not Snow White. Snow White had black hair and red lips."

"That's not the point!"

"I'm afraid all we can do is wait for her to wake up."

"Thank you, Doctor." Liane sat next to her daughter's bed. "Oh, Kate. Why did it have to be you?"

"Guys, we have to wake Kate up," Kyle said.

"No duh, asshole!" Cartman snapped.

"We have to break the curse somehow," Stan said, completely ignoring Cartman. "We've only got three days."

"How did they break the curse in the original story?" Cartman asked.

"Kate said the apple got lodged in Snow White's throat and they dislodged it," Kyle said.

"Well, I was shaking her like crazy earlier, so if that didn't get rid of the apple, nothing can."

"Shaking someone doesn't get something out of their throat, Fatass."

"Yes, it does, Kyel."

The boys started trying to find a way to break the curse. They decided to start on the Internet.

"According to this site, the most surefire way to break a curse is to kill the caster," Kyle said.

"But according to the lady who told us about the curse, there was more than one of them," Stan protested. "How can we know who cast the curse?"

"I think it was the one who told us about the curse," Cartman put in. "She seemed like the 'Evil Queen' type."

"So, you think the 'Evil Queen' cursed Kate?"

"Yeah, let's find the bitch and kill her. That seems like the best option."

"Sure, whatever."

Finding the 'Evil Queen', however, turned out to be a little more complicated than they originally thought. First of all, she had used magic to sneak into the school in the first place, so asking Principal Victoria or Mr. Mackey was a dead end. They didn't even have a name for her other than 'Evil Queen'. It made finding a lead increasingly difficult, and they were on a massive time crunch. They could practically feel Kate's death looming over their heads.

"It's no use," Kyle sighed. "We can't find her, and there's only a few hours left until Kate… dies."

"HEY, BITCH-WITCH!" yelled Cartman. "WE WANNA TALK TO YOU!"

"Cartman, that's not gonna work," Stan groaned. "I highly doubt she's going to listen to a pissed-off brother of someone she cursed."

"And killing her might not even work," Kyle added. "Let's just… go to the hospital and pay our respects."

The four went into Kate's hospital room. Liane had left to get some clothes from home and there weren't any nurses or doctors in the room, so it was just them and Kate. She looked paler every time they saw her. With only a couple hours left, she was going to sleep forever.

"Hey, Kate," Cartman greeted her. "It's me, Cartman. I guess I'll miss you. I haven't known you that long, but you're a great sister, even if you scare the shit out of me a lot of the time."

Suddenly, Kate sat up, her eyes wide open.

"KATE?!" Kyle yelped. She began gasping for air as she fell back on the bed. He realized she wasn't breathing. "SHIT!"

"What's wrong?!" Stan asked.

"SHE'S NOT BREATHING!" Kyle began doing chest compressions: 30 in a row. When that didn't work, he pinched her nose and began doing mouth-to-mouth. A golden light filled the room, scaring him so bad he fell backwards.

When the light faded, Kate coughed and her eyes fluttered open. She sat up, looking extremely confused.

"G-guys?" she said. "What happened…?"

"KATE'S ALIVE!" Cartman cheered.

"Seriously, what the fuck happened?!"

"(The Evil Queen and a cursed apple,)" Kenny replied.

"B-but, how did you guys break the curse?! It doesn't make sense!"

"We don't know," Stan told her. "You stopped breathing and Kyle started giving you CPR, then this bright light filled the room and you woke up like nothing ever happened."

"Weird…" Cartman mused. "Maybe there was some truth to the whole 'true love's kiss' thing, in which case… FUCK YOU, KYEL!"

"What?! What did I do?!"

"YOU'RE GONNA CORRUPT MY SISTER!"

"OH, LIKE LIVING WITH YOU WON'T DO THAT?!"

"Guys, shut up," Kate sighed in frustration. "The important thing is that the curse is broken, and we're fine."

"DAMMIT!"

The 'Evil Queen' entered the room and narrowed her eyes at the boys.

"I was hoping you wouldn't find the cure…"

"You're a sick, twisted lady!" Kate snapped, grabbing something off the bedside table. It was a glass of water. She tossed it onto her and the 'Evil Queen' began melting like the Wicked Witch of the West.

"NOOO, I'M MEEELLLTING!" she howled. "WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD…"

She became a sickly black puddle on the floor, the glass lying there, shattered. All four looked at it in disgust. Suddenly, the door flew open as the doctor ran in and saw Kate sitting up, awake.

"I-I don't believe it," he murmured. "You're awake!" He stuck his head into the hallway. "HEY! THIS KID'S AWAKE!"

Within a few hours, Kate was able to go home.

"I can't believe I woke Kate up like that," Kyle told Stan. "It was bullcrap, about the 'true love's kiss' thing."

"Well, the 'Evil Queen' turned out to be real, so why not true love's kiss?"

Kyle stopped short.

"What the fuck?!"

Yeah, the whole 'CPR becomes true love's kiss' thing was actually inspired by the season 4 finale of Ever After High. Spoiler: Apple White's true love isn't a prince. It's a princess.

Also, as of me posting this chapter, I'm officially an adult! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! *blows noisemaker*

Anyway, like I said, this story is for personal entertainment. That being said…

If you have an episode you want me to add Kate into, please request it in the reviews. I will only take episodes where they are in fourth grade, excluding "Cancelled", because I see no possible way I can add Kate into that episode. I will still do original chapters; I just want to try to add her to actual episodes, okay? The first one is coming up, but I want suggestions so I can know what you guys want to see!

So long and thanks for all the fish!