Yet again, I return. Update arrives! I hope you like it!
Four: Chickenpox
Macy Nelson sat on her camp bed, texting her mother.
Macy: What happened today?
Mum: Your father's mysterious itchy rash was actually the chickenpox.
Macy: But he's had them already!
Mum: My personal theory was that all the viruses he's had lately weakened his immune system.
Macy: What did Kate say?
Mum: "All of the young lads were off fighting all the other stuff, so all they had left were the weird cheap old dudes, who were going like 'We'll show them" and all the chickenpox were like Hiiiii! Karazm! Banbgi! but they're all chickens so it's like Cliiiiii! Clarazam! Clanbgi! and all the weird old dudes were like Gaaaah! Paaaaaain! Ican'tsayanythingcauseI'mdead! and there were a bazillion trillion chickens, and three weird old dudes, and who's gonna win?
Macy laughed so hard tears began to roll down her cheeks, before beginning to cry in earnest. She would have given anything to be back with her family and friends. Her first week of school had been a nightmare, not one person had approached her, and she had the feeling that she was constantly being watched. She screamed into her pillow, which was soaked with tears. A short girl with a unibrow heard the screams and came running. She peeked around the door and felt a bit guilty. She had barely said two words to the girl who had turned her life upside down, despite the fact that it was not really her fault. She did not know how to deal with emotions, neither other people's or her own. For that reason, she did not enter the room to comfort the sobbing Macy, but made a mental note to be nicer to her.
Legitimately what my little sister said when we found out dad had chickenpox. I had to put it in my story, no way around it. I hope it was funny! Please leave a review if you liked it! Or are reading it! Please!
~Madei